My first time was with a girl and we were all in teenaged love and I flew out to see her
Right as it was about to go down the housecleaning lady opened the hotel room door and saw me naked and my girlfriend hid on the side of the bed
haha did you have an internet girlfriend!?
i did
my first girlfriend ever lived in utah
i worked hard all summer and saved so i could fly out to see her in late august
Yes, this was in the olden days
I am actually really thankful that my first relationship was what it was -- we knew each other via the Internet and my dad was an airline mechanic so I could fly anywhere in the country for $50 standby on Southwest
It is difficult to overstate what a swoony gothy cure-listening teenager I was, so the whole thing had this air of noble suffering to me
Very "oh my love, these peons in high school don't understand anything. But in two weeks we'll be together again."
And then I'd fly out on 10 different planes on teenager money and we'd kiss amidst fireflies and go to warehouse raves and glowstick dance together
My first time was with a girl and we were all in teenaged love and I flew out to see her
Right as it was about to go down the housecleaning lady opened the hotel room door and saw me naked and my girlfriend hid on the side of the bed
haha did you have an internet girlfriend!?
i did
my first girlfriend ever lived in utah
i worked hard all summer and saved so i could fly out to see her in late august
Yes, this was in the olden days
I am actually really thankful that my first relationship was what it was -- we knew each other via the Internet and my dad was an airline mechanic so I could fly anywhere in the country for $50 standby on Southwest
It is difficult to overstate what a swoony gothy cure-listening teenager I was, so the whole thing had this air of noble suffering to me
Very "oh my love, these peons in high school don't understand anything. But in two weeks we'll be together again."
And then I'd fly out on 10 different planes on teenager money and we'd kiss amidst fireflies and go to warehouse raves and glowstick dance together
hah
i only went to see her once (the flight was $550!) and i stayed at her family's house for a week
it was awesome
then she cheated on me with a dude who lived nearby ;_;
First time for me was pretty fast(about a minute) but it was also after about 30-40 minutes of foreplay. In fact I don't think I have ever had sex with out at least 25+ minutes of foreplay before hand. Seems like a requirement in my mind.
Also getting named magic hands by her, even after we broke. Guess all that use of keyboards, playing the saxophone and such paid off.
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
my first time was with a drunk chick at a party who's second name I never found out
First time for me was pretty fast(about a minute) but it was also after about 30-40 minutes of foreplay. In fact I don't think I have ever had sex with out at least 25+ minutes of foreplay before hand. Seems like a requirement in my mind.
Also getting named magic hands by her, even after we broke. Guess all that use of keyboards, playing the saxophone and such paid off.
I am also going to admit the semester before we started dating I had the anatomy of sexuality class my college offered. Knowing the general sensitivities of different bits of lady parts doesn't hurt.
First time for me was pretty fast(about a minute) but it was also after about 30-40 minutes of foreplay. In fact I don't think I have ever had sex with out at least 25+ minutes of foreplay before hand. Seems like a requirement in my mind.
Also getting named magic hands by her, even after we broke. Guess all that use of keyboards, playing the saxophone and such paid off.
Magical hands trumps any other foreplay.
To me.
We actually learn this in guy camp. Guy sexual experience is passed on here.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
I am also going to admit the semester before we started dating I had the anatomy of sexuality class my college offered. Knowing the general sensitivities of different bits of lady parts doesn't hurt.
I never passed up an opportunity to take a human sexuality class.
I am also going to admit the semester before we started dating I had the anatomy of sexuality class my college offered. Knowing the general sensitivities of different bits of lady parts doesn't hurt.
I never passed up an opportunity to take a human sexuality class.
I'm taking one next semester.
I am excite.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
Oh, I miss you.
This one isn't mine, but that's the make/model/color of it.
It's funny because male and female are not very different aside from physical look. Parts on males have analogs to parts on females because, well, embryos are fairly asexual.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
It's funny because male and female are not very different aside from physical look. Parts on males have analogs to parts on females because, well, embryos are fairly asexual.
I really really despise him now so it brings me no end of joy.
I hope to make a man cry one day after sex.
From it being so good.
Unless he's a dick then I hope to make him cry after sex after emasculating him with my words.
Its my one comfort knowing he was a entitled asshole with a rich kid complex who was emotionally and physically abusive when he wasn't just flat ignoring her and there's nothing I can do about it.
But at least he cried like a scared girl when he had sex.
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magical?
yes
that's the ticket
It's you
Yes, this was in the olden days
I am actually really thankful that my first relationship was what it was -- we knew each other via the Internet and my dad was an airline mechanic so I could fly anywhere in the country for $50 standby on Southwest
It is difficult to overstate what a swoony gothy cure-listening teenager I was, so the whole thing had this air of noble suffering to me
Very "oh my love, these peons in high school don't understand anything. But in two weeks we'll be together again."
And then I'd fly out on 10 different planes on teenager money and we'd kiss amidst fireflies and go to warehouse raves and glowstick dance together
hah
i only went to see her once (the flight was $550!) and i stayed at her family's house for a week
it was awesome
then she cheated on me with a dude who lived nearby ;_;
that was um, 7 years ago =[
Or the next few times after that either.
But she did, so I got to feel proud of myself even though it was really because I was just too nervous to cum.
Or at least she told me she did, my memory of the night is not sufficient to retroactively determine if she was honest or not.
I think I can help you out here.
She didn't.
Also getting named magic hands by her, even after we broke. Guess all that use of keyboards, playing the saxophone and such paid off.
it wasn't very good
;________;
Magical hands trumps any other foreplay.
To me.
Sup.
(except she cried afterwards because she thought she'd failed as a woman and that I didn't find her attractive)
I did not stick my dong in an Oldsmobile!
Do I look like some British guy in garters?
I did this. I mean, I didn't cry but I was like "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? AM I NOT PHYSICALLY PLEASING TO YOU?"
all in caps.
I just see people do it on the Internet
okay
There is nothing like your first car. It can be a total piece of crap but it's your total piece of crap.
We actually learn this in guy camp. Guy sexual experience is passed on here.
I really really despise him now so it brings me no end of joy.
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If that's not the correct answer, that's how I use it anyway.
Especially after you replace the alternator and the starter on your own.
I never passed up an opportunity to take a human sexuality class.
If it were still in fashion to lime the truth, I would lime this.
Because it is true.
As time goes on we spend more and are less satisfied!
I hope to make a man cry one day after sex.
From it being so good.
Unless he's a dick then I hope to make him cry after sex after emasculating him with my words.
I'm taking one next semester.
I am excite.
Oh, I miss you.
This one isn't mine, but that's the make/model/color of it.
I think some folks here might think of that as foreplay.
My first car was a brand new 2002 Nissan Sentra.
hmm looks like bob cut out early today
that slacker, am I rite mike
mike?
You tried to milk her prostate, didn't you?
Its my one comfort knowing he was a entitled asshole with a rich kid complex who was emotionally and physically abusive when he wasn't just flat ignoring her and there's nothing I can do about it.
But at least he cried like a scared girl when he had sex.