But she did, so I got to feel proud of myself even though it was really because I was just too nervous to cum.
Or at least she told me she did, my memory of the night is not sufficient to retroactively determine if she was honest or not.
Sup.
(except she cried afterwards because she thought she'd failed as a woman and that I didn't find her attractive)
I did this. I mean, I didn't cry but I was like "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? AM I NOT PHYSICALLY PLEASING TO YOU?"
all in caps.
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So while I in the process of my divorce, I kinda fell into a relationship. And she was the one of the sweetest women I've ever known. But I was pretty fucked up in the head. So the time comes for us to be intimate. And there is foreplay and stuff but I start feeling anxiety build up and I'm on the verge of a panic attack. So I just can't get it up. Not even a little. Which made her feel insecure. At which point I break down and start crying my eyes out. And then we ended up talking and cuddling for hours while I babbled and made it clear I was fucked in the head.
But she did, so I got to feel proud of myself even though it was really because I was just too nervous to cum.
Or at least she told me she did, my memory of the night is not sufficient to retroactively determine if she was honest or not.
Sup.
(except she cried afterwards because she thought she'd failed as a woman and that I didn't find her attractive)
I did this. I mean, I didn't cry but I was like "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? AM I NOT PHYSICALLY PLEASING TO YOU?"
all in caps.
Spoilered for being mildly depressing:
So while I in the process of my divorce, I kinda fell into a relationship. And she was the one of the sweetest women I've ever known. But I was pretty fucked up in the head. So the time comes for us to be intimate. And there is foreplay and stuff but I start feeling anxiety build up and I'm on the verge of a panic attack. So I just can't get it up. Not even a little. Which made her feel insecure. At which point I break down and start crying my eyes out. And then we ended up talking and cuddling for hours while I babbled and made it clear I was fucked in the head.
I am sending you the bro-hugs of support backwards in time via a DeLorean
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
It's funny because male and female are not very different aside from physical look. Parts on males have analogs to parts on females because, well, embryos are fairly asexual.
You tried to milk her prostate, didn't you?
Skene's gland. Basically, the female prostate.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
But she did, so I got to feel proud of myself even though it was really because I was just too nervous to cum.
Or at least she told me she did, my memory of the night is not sufficient to retroactively determine if she was honest or not.
Sup.
(except she cried afterwards because she thought she'd failed as a woman and that I didn't find her attractive)
I did this. I mean, I didn't cry but I was like "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? AM I NOT PHYSICALLY PLEASING TO YOU?"
all in caps.
Spoilered for being mildly depressing:
So while I in the process of my divorce, I kinda fell into a relationship. And she was the one of the sweetest women I've ever known. But I was pretty fucked up in the head. So the time comes for us to be intimate. And there is foreplay and stuff but I start feeling anxiety build up and I'm on the verge of a panic attack. So I just can't get it up. Not even a little. Which made her feel insecure. At which point I break down and start crying my eyes out. And then we ended up talking and cuddling for hours while I babbled and made it clear I was fucked in the head.
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
She lied, Winky.
LIIIIIED
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SarksusATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered Userregular
Haters gonna hate, Skippy.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
It's funny because male and female are not very different aside from physical look. Parts on males have analogs to parts on females because, well, embryos are fairly asexual.
Actually I have liked all the cars I have owned. The Mazda was a hand me down from my folks. My first new car was a 2001 blue VW Bug. Chicks dug that thing, it was the seat warmers I think. Then my car in Japan which was a Honda Logo 2001. It was basically the fits long lost grandfather. Now I have a 2009 Civic. Love my car.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
Look, I know that denying my sexual prowess helps you cope with your incredible jealousy, but if you do it like this you're never gonna get to sleep with me.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
I had a 1999 Mercury Sable that was a piece of utter shit.
I kind of wish I had set it on fire and rolled it off a cliff rather than selling it to Carmax for scrap.
All my other cars have been pretty alright, though.
for like a year after I totaled my truck I was still making payments on it to my parents
Yeah, the payment for Comprehensive can suck, but it's nice they force you to have it if you take out a loan to buy a car so you don't end up in that situation.
Though, my Comp coverage is like $43/mo now that I'm all old.
Man. Not feeling the third age mod at all right now. Improvements in the 3.0 are really cool though. Lots of custom settlements and all.
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
Well, that end of year performance review wasn't quite what I hoped for, but I guess a little something extra is better than nothing in this economy, so I'm just gonna keep my head high.
Also I always remember my Mazda had 3k worth of hail damage from a huge storm we had in like 1993. And a pair of hand print shaped dents from one of my friends when racing to the front seat with another tripped and put his 200 or so pounds of weight+full sprint force into the side.
I like my current car. Assuming society doesn't collapse and i remain employed and on a vaguely upwardly trajectory sorta, I dunno what I will get next.
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I was pushing the coupe -- the sporty 88
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A big Volvo wagon or some shit
Yeah, the Royale Brougham. Thing was a monster.
and I was really poor so I only put the insurance coverage on it where it pays others if you make a mistake, but not you
and then I made a left turn in front of someone and got my truck totaled and had to ride my little sister's pink mountain bike to work
then eventually I bought a 1989 toyota camry and drove it until ~250,000 mi
Just because you guys can't make a girl orgasm doesn't mean that I can't :P.
Anyway, for the very long time I dated her she was generally brutally honest about that sort of thing.
I am sending you the bro-hugs of support backwards in time via a DeLorean
I will give them my Civic. It will be like 30 years old.
Skene's gland. Basically, the female prostate.
LIIIIIED
Yeah, but that's not hilarious imagery.
Nice.
I liked those... they were a little zippy but also nice and sedan-y when they needed to be.
Look, I know that denying my sexual prowess helps you cope with your incredible jealousy, but if you do it like this you're never gonna get to sleep with me.
I kind of wish I had set it on fire and rolled it off a cliff rather than selling it to Carmax for scrap.
All my other cars have been pretty alright, though.
totaled it, huh
did you put it in a skip
to be sent to a dump
My first car:
That color red. I loved that car. It was a 2.1 L engine but it also weighed about 8 lbs.
a lesser game would make me shoot them all
but no, I climb up a fire escape, cross some ductwork, shoot a wall with a shotgun, and semi-rappel down an elevator shaft
after some more sneaking I climb into a vent and up another elevator shaft
....you would say this as I was munching on a pizza crust.
Typo preserved for posterity.
I loved that car.
It had a huge amount of room inside.
If you know what I mean.
Yeah, the payment for Comprehensive can suck, but it's nice they force you to have it if you take out a loan to buy a car so you don't end up in that situation.
Though, my Comp coverage is like $43/mo now that I'm all old.
:l
and then the Scion tC
And now, the Gen Coupe.
The head turner.
I'd rather have sex, like, on the ground.
Or in a tree.
Preludes were fun cars. Kind of annoyed Honda stopped making them.