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[Expendables 2] Remember My Shirt At Christmas

HeisenbergHeisenberg Registered User regular
edited January 2012 in Social Entropy++
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Norris
Van Damme
Willis
Schwarzenegger

and

...Liam Hemsworth

GET HYPED

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Yes

    This is what I want

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    SO HYPED

    FOREVER HYPED

    WHY DIDN'T I MAKE THIS THREAD FIRST

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    RinderRinder Registered User regular
    It's been too long since I've seen Arnold fire a gun.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    YES

    YES

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Is this expendables 2?

    (phone posting)

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Blake T wrote:
    Is thus expendables 2?

    (phone posting)

    no, it's alien versus predator versus terminator versus robocop

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Well then, this summer is going to be fun.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    8->

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    CandlemassCandlemass Registered User regular
    Sure hope this isn't a letdown like the original.

    The perfect sequel would follow this formula: More action + less talk + more Crews + more Willis + more Arnold = success.

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    HeisenbergHeisenberg Registered User regular
    I can't imagine a film with Arnold, Willis, Van Damme, Norris, Crews, and Stallone being dissapointing. Like there's just no way.

    Between this, DKR, and The Avengers... going to be the best summer in a long time.

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    The_TuninatorThe_Tuninator Registered User regular
    Schwarzenegger in an action movie again? Consider me sold.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Willis and Schwarzenegger in expendables was so disappointing.

    I mean I can understand Arnie. He was busy being governor. But fuck don't have willis in there and stick him in the main billing.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I still haven't seen the first. I should get on that!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Norris better roundhouse kick some fools in the face

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    How can people possibly say that there was too much talking and not enough action in the first movie?

    You know what would happen if they replaced what little plot and talking that existed with more action? You would then complain that it was just mindless and you had no reason to care if they were doing action. It would be stupid

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    The charsima carpenter side plot was plain terrible.

    Other than that the talking was ok.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    You know what would have been the best thing about predators?

    Fishbourne's role was originally written for Arnie. How amazing would it have been if they managed to pull that off and keep it secret?

    You see the predator decloak, reach up to pull off his mask and you would have been fuuuuuuck.

    What would have been even better than that: he then kills everyone and it's about Arnie escaping the planet.

    Missed opportunities.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Futore wrote:
    How can people possibly say that there was too much talking and not enough action in the first movie?

    You know what would happen if they replaced what little plot and talking that existed with more action? You would then complain that it was just mindless and you had no reason to care if they were doing action. It would be stupid

    People just like to bitch.

    One of the greatest action movies, at least of the last decade, and 90% of people here would tell you it was one of the worst movies of 2010.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    It's almost as if that's a subjective judgment!

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    You know what would have been the best thing about predators?

    Fishbourne's role was originally written for Arnie. How amazing would it have been if they managed to pull that off and keep it secret?

    You see the predator decloak, reach up to pull off his mask and you would have been fuuuuuuck.

    What would have been even better than that: he then kills everyone and it's about Arnie escaping the planet.

    Missed opportunities.

    Yes this would have ruled. I thought they really should have done more with Fishbourne

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I really liked Predators.

    Fishburne's character really reminded me of Apocalypse Now and Marlon Brando, which isn't bad, but could have benefited from both getting more screen time.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I mean there are very few movies that have the balls to change leads mid movies. (the closest I can think of is game of thrones, which is firstly a tv series, and secondly based off a book, I doubt if someone tried to pitch that to a studio without a wildly popular book to back him up he would not have gotten very far)

    But man, it would have been so cool

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    the best action movies of the decade would be a tough undertaking for me, and would be frontloaded with a whole ton of stuff from 2008 and 2010 alone

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    the best action movies of the decade would be a tough undertaking for me, and would be frontloaded with a whole ton of stuff from 2008 and 2010 alone

    The top 5 for me are The Expendables, RED, Machete, Drive Angry 3D, and Hobo with a Shotgun

    I can't choose which of them's better, so they're just all tied for first

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    machete, red, crank 2, and hobo with a shotgun wouldn't even make my top ten

    that's how big action movies got near the end of the decade

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Crap, forgot about Crank 2

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    It's been awhile since I saw Expendables ... Statham was knife guy, right? And so Knife Guy is still in this?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    you also forgot taken and rambo 2008 and punisher: war zone and the rundown and many others, sweeney

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    damn, punisher warzone. I should watch that again soon.

    that opening scene alone was just so fucking good

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    you also forgot taken and rambo 2008 and punisher: war zone and the rundown and many others, sweeney

    OK, I think I can still make a top 10 list out of all this stuff

    But every single number 1 through 10 will have at least 2 movies each

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    oh and the losers and universal soldier: regeneration and sin city and shoot 'em up and the district b-13 movies and unleashed and I could keep going

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    speaking of action movies, SWAT is on my tv right now. man I forgot how ridiculous this movie is

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    SWAT is better than it should be

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    oh and the losers and universal soldier: regeneration and sin city and shoot 'em up and the district b-13 movies and unleashed and I could keep going

    This is better because of this, I've only seen Sin City and Shoot Em Up

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    SWAT is better than it should be

    Did you see it in theaters? It was incredibly fucking loud

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    The losers is amazing.

    Such a shame it didn't get much attention.

    It is probably the movie I watched the most times this year.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    you need to see all them movies

    also command performance, the a-team, give 'em hell, malone, tom jane punisher, 300, Crank 1, the Transporter series, and it keeps going

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Futore wrote:
    SWAT is better than it should be

    Did you see it in theaters? It was incredibly fucking loud

    yes. yes it was loud.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    you need to see all them movies

    also command performance, the a-team, give 'em hell, malone, tom jane punisher, 300, Crank 1, the Transporter series, and it keeps going

    Own 300 and Crank, still need to see the rest

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    also the amazing action comedies that delivered like the other guys, hot fuzz, kung fu hustle, in bruges, and black dynamite

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