Vermi got his Satanee a fleshlight and a photo of Yoda
see that was the problem. At this store, there was no funny middle ground. It was either the very expensive 'ok this makes me a little uncomfortable buying a stranger' things or lame things. OH WELL!
Speaking of SomethingStore, @End do you have a tracking number for the thing you ordered from them? Cause I haven't gotten any notice of another delivery, and I thought you had said Tuesday. Just wanna know if I gotta go light somebody up for attempted gift theft.
nope
no idea when you'll get it
or even if you'll get it
it's a mystery
I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
Due to me being terribly jewish and forgetting what date Christmas is, only 1, maaaaaybe 2 of the gifts I got you will arrive there on time. The other one I had shipped to me to add some extra stuff to it still hasn't arrived. But don't fret! These gifts will be totally worth the wait.
Nah, it's cool. I got a real boost from asking her out in the first place, and since then I've been so busy that dating hasn't really been on my radar at all. The couple of times when we managed to fit something into our schedules, something's always come up and it never happened.
Still feel pretty good about asking her out, though.
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edited December 2011
If my Satan is reading this, I was just at the post office today and there were people there giving them slips to pick up packages not left at their houses. I don't see why they would do that with my parents' house, but just in case you've sent something (or when you do send something) and I haven't said anything, there's a chance that could have happened and someone at my parents' house didn't notice a slip. If it's ever more than a day or two after it says I should have received something just have someone contact me and I can track it down
If my Satan is reading this, where the fuck are my presents?
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No!!
Just people are posting that they don't know if their Satanees got their stuff! I'm letting any of them know that if they're talking about me, I haven't!
That's how it works here. I'll get a letter in the post and then I'll have an agonizing night without sleep before I can pick up my gifts from the post office.
After an awful day of driving home from my college dorm and having my tire blow out on the highway I come home to see a present from my Satan.
Can’t wait to see what is in this thing.
Look at all this stuff! And this card says there is more to come, holy shit!
The card first, on the outside it says “If you want, please wait for all 3 packages before opening.” Well I couldn’t really wait, so I opened the card.
The card says: “Hey Justin!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS from your Secret Satan! You beat me 3 times in Fantasy Football this year (twice in my own League! ) so I’ve sent you 3 boxes. I hope you had a great year and I wish you all the best in 2012. And hopefully all your Chefs heal up for next season!
-Paul
It was at this point I consulted the Secret Satan’s thread to see if I should wait for all three boxes or open what I had now. In the end I flipped a coin and the coin told me to wait until all three packages showed up.
[2 days later]
I have won over the urge to open the gifts and have decided that I will be able to wait until all three packages show up. That is until the doorbell rings and it is the mailman with another package, at this point I can’t resist myself and I tear into the box immediately. I, unlike everyone else, go for the big package first.
The note says: “Hey Justin! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! I’m sorry this isn’t quite the one you had posted about, but I hope it’s a decent substitute. There are 2 other boxes coming too!”
Holy shit, I don’t know what you have to be sorry about Satan, because this one is better than the one I posted about! I am going to get so much use out of this too. This is AMAZING.
Now for all the other boxes in the package that showed up first.
Because I was in such a hurry to see what all these things were I forgot to take a picture of all of them alone. Oops.
WOWWWWWWWW look at all this awesome stuff. Not only is there a bunch of stuff it is all perfect! You must have done a good job stalking me :P. From right to left: The Greatest Muppet Soundtrack Ever! I have been bugging my friend to go see the muppet movie with me since it came out, so this is perfect, I am going to listen to this so much. Next up is BATMAN ARKHAM CITY! I have been meaning to get this game and now I don’t have to, the first one was amazing and now I can’t wait to tear into this one. Next is some Baconlube, ever since I saw this on the internet and I have been meaning to buy it, but now I don’t have it. Also it does taste pretty similar to bacon! Next up is some Coconut Pocky, How did you know I wanted this?!?! I have never had it before but I saw it at the store the other day and almost bought some, but you bought it for me Satan, you fucking rule. Last but not least is a DBZ action figure, who didn’t love DBZ when they were a kid? No one that is who. And it turns out it is of my favorite character, Trunks! Satan you are the best.
Now for everything together
This is amazing, all of these things are perfect. You are the best Satan ever @Bogey. I am almost 100% sure you are my Satan, but if you aren’t this is going to be embarrassing.
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Not that I can think of. I updated every address when I got to my new one. Just double checked to make sure. Interesting...
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who would actually fuck the Frankenstein's Monster one
or the cyborg
or the Avatar-themed one
see that was the problem. At this store, there was no funny middle ground. It was either the very expensive 'ok this makes me a little uncomfortable buying a stranger' things or lame things. OH WELL!
not really any room for 'this is a joke but it's still functional and not too expensive so you don't think I'm serious about you using it'
Oh, Texas. :rotate:
nope
no idea when you'll get it
or even if you'll get it
it's a mystery
Have you had someone anonomusly contact them telling them to check their e-mail?
It might have been regulated to the spam folder.
everyone would get a clone a willy with a giant card simply reading
GO, FUCK YOURSELF
Due to me being terribly jewish and forgetting what date Christmas is, only 1, maaaaaybe 2 of the gifts I got you will arrive there on time. The other one I had shipped to me to add some extra stuff to it still hasn't arrived. But don't fret! These gifts will be totally worth the wait.
hey satan...: thinkgeek amazon My post |
Is the clone a willy for our own boner or do you clone yours
Oh god there's a Tali one.
(Looks like a photoshop job, but just the implications that someone out there wants one....)
it is for your own boner, so you can indeed go and fuck yourself
Are you kidding me? You're surprised?
There was an entire thread on the bioware forums dedicated to wondering what her sweat would smell and taste like.
is that true
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Indeed! There were several screencaps somewhere in the "Journey to the center of the internet" thread.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
i wanted to make "monster" dildos, aka monster themed, not monster huge
I'm not surprised so much as put off.
I think they probably make those too.
yeah uh fleshlight sells fleshlights and dildos in those themes
Ah, we talked a few times and I've posed for her class a couple of times since then but we never went out.
Around halloween there was a Frankenstien dong, a Dracula dong, and zombie dong. Im at work so I cant try to find where they were, but it was a thing.
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Aw man
Still feel pretty good about asking her out, though.
No hurries, though
Just people are posting that they don't know if their Satanees got their stuff! I'm letting any of them know that if they're talking about me, I haven't!
Can’t wait to see what is in this thing.
Look at all this stuff! And this card says there is more to come, holy shit!
The card first, on the outside it says “If you want, please wait for all 3 packages before opening.” Well I couldn’t really wait, so I opened the card.
The card says: “Hey Justin!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS from your Secret Satan! You beat me 3 times in Fantasy Football this year (twice in my own League!
-Paul
[2 days later]
I have won over the urge to open the gifts and have decided that I will be able to wait until all three packages show up. That is until the doorbell rings and it is the mailman with another package, at this point I can’t resist myself and I tear into the box immediately. I, unlike everyone else, go for the big package first.
The note says: “Hey Justin! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!