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Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Do...do you need help managing your moisture, pipe?

    never played hockey, huh?

    Is that the one that's like boxing, but with weapons and armor?

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    #pipe wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    Do...do you need help managing your moisture, pipe?

    never played hockey, huh?

    Is that the one that's like boxing, but with weapons and armor?

    If by weapons you mean bare fists, then yes.

    Most players don't bring their sticks into the fights. Too fragile.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    No I've never played hockey, and yes I know what hockey is GO CANES!

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Do...do you need help managing your moisture pipe?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote:
    Tox wrote: »
    Do...do you need help managing your moisture pipe?

    subtle :^:

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Keith if you did decide to send me something else I'm be out of town from the 21st to the 26th.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Sorry dude, but if I can manage to send you something else it probably won't be until the end of January at the earliest. I'm flat broke right now

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    This year has been a stellar one for gift giving. New skates, a desk, an adventurer's kit....impressive all around.

    Yet, I can't help but me really really excited for what may be the greatest Satans gift ever gifted. It's like it was custom designed for SE++. Usagi's Satan: You are in for a treat.

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    This gift will be the death of me

    So many yarn ends to sew in

    YOU HAD BETTER APPRECIATE THIS, SATANEE

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I just heard your your satanee is allergic to yarn.

  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    and has severe mycophobia

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    So I looked up @PRD's new desk and it's DOLLARS!

    Way to show the rest of us up, PRD's Satan!

    <3

    Legba on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    It's not about how much money you spend
    Right? :cry:

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote:
    It's not about how much money you spend
    Right? :cry:

    It's the thought that counha ha, nope, couldn't keep a straight face.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    Yeah, let's not start waving prices around in here like we are having a dick size contest.

    The amount people spend shouldn't matter. Everyone is doing an awesome job.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Though to be fair

    Yarn is kind of expensive when you buy it in bulk!

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Sheri wrote: »
    It's not about how much money you spend
    Right? :cry:

    I say this with complete and utter sincerity: the time and effort you put into yours is worth like a bazillion dollars.

    Legba on
  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Theidar wrote: »
    Yeah, let's not start waving prices around in here like we are having a dick size contest.

    The amount people spend shouldn't matter. Everyone is doing an awesome job.

    Don't get me wrong, I don't think the amount of money spent matters. It's just kind of shocking to realise someone spend that kind of dosh on a (more or less) random internet person.

    I have not yet seen a gift posted I would not be thrilled to receive.

    Legba on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Legba you listen to me way too much

    Like you actually took the quote out of the sig cuz I posted about it ;)

  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Well yeah, don't want to make a bother.

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Legba wrote:
    So I looked up @PRD's new desk and it's DOLLARS!

    Way to show the rest of us up, PRD's Satan!

    <3

    look I know you were just curious and stuff

    but maybe don't look it up at all

    or look it up but at the very least don't post the amount on here

    cuz I dunno maybe it's just me but that is 100% not the point of Secret Satans and seeing the actual number posted here in the thread is like, bugging me a little bit

    not saying you have to redact it or anything, I'm just saying, it doesn't seem in the spirit

    like I know ANYONE can look it up if they're curious, but putting it in the thread seems a bit I don't know wrongish

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I see your point. It was poor form of me, I just wanted to know what it looked like and got excited in the moment. I've instituted some self-censorship.

    It's a pretty sweet-looking desk, though!

    Legba on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    it is absolutely a sweet desk and it's definitely a great gift

    something about this year, but people seem way more generous than usual

    maybe the mandatory wishlists had something to do with it

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    It could also do with the fact that each year the average age of a forumer increases, and thus they probably have a little more money to spend. Also, now that there's quite stringent rules on who can enter and deadbeats are soundly punished, I think more people are willing to take the risk of sending a (relative) stranger a super-nice present.

    The ice skates are sweet! I do not ice skate, but I wish I could (I am the most uncoordinated person).

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I've never been ice skating. I want to; I think I'd be okay at it because I have pretty great balance

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I had a bit more cash to work with this year, which was really nice.

    Everyone is getting better gifts!

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    For me it's always been about the thought and effort that goes into the gift that matters the most.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    For me it's always been about the thought and effort that goes into the gift that matters the most.

    Definitely this too, but it's nice not having to reject 9/10ths of my gifting schemes because of a lack of cash.

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    For me it's always been about the thought and effort that goes into the gift that matters the most.

    Definitely this too, but it's nice not having to reject 9/10ths of my gifting schemes because of a lack of cash.
    Agreed!

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Even considering the monetary value of a Satans present is kind of bunk. That kind of thinking is what gets people intimidated about joining in.

    One again, for the record, I will be pleased as punch with a card. Or a letter. Anything, really. You do not have to buy me a Lamborghini.













    Unless of course you're an oil billionaire. In that case, I'm quite partial to the colour Arancio Atlas. Also, I'd like the alcantara highlight interior with the body coloured stitching. TIA!

  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Sheri wrote: »
    It's not about how much money you spend
    Right? :cry:

    I say this with complete and utter sincerity: the time and effort you put into yours is worth like a bazillion dollars.

    Agreed.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    And my Satan's surprise is purchased and sent out. Hopefully it will get there before the appointed hour.

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    I've never been ice skating. I want to; I think I'd be okay at it because I have pretty great balance

    I went once, my friends dragged me out of my sick bead to Chicago where I fell a lot and all the locals laughed and took pictures and I fucked up my back.

    Anyways, hopefully In the next year or two I'll actually graduate and then I can get my Satan all the gifts

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    This has been a rad Satan weekend.

    And as @Janson said, another chain!!
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  • PRDPRD Kristin Lindsay I am a meat popsicle.Registered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Sheri wrote: »
    It's not about how much money you spend
    Right? :cry:

    I say this with complete and utter sincerity: the time and effort you put into yours is worth like a bazillion dollars.

    I 100% agree here! I should have blocked out the model number on the box, or something. Ooops! Sorry, didn't think of that.

    And honestly, folks, I've been feeling kinda weird about getting My Dream Desk™ from my secret satan. It was on the wish list for my reference, I certainly didn't imagine someone would buy it for me. So, um... Satan... I just want to put it out there that if you have any concerns that you may have over-reached at all, please get a message to me (through a proxy if you want). I'd been saving up for the desk, I'm totally willing to go halfsies or whatever you want. If you're cool with it all still, then cool. Wow. The whole thing still blows my mind any way it's sliced.

    tl;dr - I'M CANADIAN AND I FEEL STRANGE ACCEPTING LUXURIOUS GIFTS.

    ALSO, #PIPE THOSE SKATES ARE AWESOME.

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote:
    it is absolutely a sweet desk and it's definitely a great gift

    something about this year, but people seem way more generous than usual

    maybe the mandatory wishlists had something to do with it

    This was just my first year, but it's also the first in years I won't see my family. So my Satanee benefitted by getting the full focus of my gifting power.

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Eye see you!

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    P. S. Instagram is kinda cool guys

    Also that's the back. I'm like 1/4 done with sewing in ends D:

    Sheri on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I think the completed chains should be up the top.

    In order of completeness.

    What I'm saying is that I should go first.

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Sheri I know it is a very minimal chance that I am your Satanee

    but man whoever is your Satanee is gonna get themselves robbed because I waaaaaaaaaaaaant iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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