Over the weekend I got a mysterious message saying stuff should be coming to me this week, followed by a mysterious email that appeared to contain a mysterious tracking number for a package with a mysterious address.
I called the police and begged them to help me but they said the address was coming from INSIDE my own house!
This won't mean anything, but: Hey person who is getting stuff for me. One part of your gift is going to be delayed because it's in the process of becoming too awesome. That's right. Too awesome. Except that in January.
The other part will likely ship this week when I get around to ordering it. You are not forgotten!
spookymuffin( ° ʖ ° )Puyallup WA Registered Userregular
I really appreciate that you use a craft like knitting to make awesome geeky things. When I see things like that, and Mario scarves, and other neat crafty things, it makes me want to learn how to do it. Then I realize that I'm lazy as all get out.
PSN: MegaSpooky // 3DS: 3797-6276-7138 Wii U NNID: MegaSpooky
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
I was thinking about sewing designs onto shirts but I don't know how
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SheriResident FlufferMy Living RoomRegistered Userregular
But seriously, those of you who think it's cool. . . Keep an eye out for Solid Saints.
Sheri you should just work at Michael's. They get like 30% employee discount. And like three or four times a year they have employee appreciation discount weeks where you get like 20% off on top of all other discounts/coupons/etc.
Apparently a package arrived for me from Seattle a few days ago from a person!! I'll get to open it Friday and take lots of pics. My parents didn't alert me because the house is being assaulted by packages from online retailers, sorry Satan! Well, if it is indeed from Satan.
This package was marked as means to make the Penny Arcade ping pong team better.
Contents included a sweet custom Khoo Woo Paddle, a really great book on table tennis technique, a full set of TableTennisMaster.com DVDs (Not pictured - already taken from my office by people... btw, i was TOTALLY looking at these earlier this year.. thank you for your psychic abilities) and of course, motivational music to really inspire the team (the best of Survivor)... but wait.. what ... what is that there... on the ground?
You are a terrible person, Satan.
So thank you, mystery Satan... i actually know your real name based on the packaging, but I have no idea what your handle is. BUT THANK YOU. I KNOW I AM NOT EASY TO SHOP FOR.
This package was marked as means to make the Penny Arcade ping pong team better.
Contents included a sweet custom Khoo Woo Paddle, a really great book on table tennis technique, a full set of TableTennisMaster.com DVDs (Not pictured - already taken from my office by people... btw, i was TOTALLY looking at these earlier this year.. thank you for your psychic abilities) and of course, motivational music to really inspire the team (the best of Survivor)... but wait.. what ... what is that there... on the ground?
You are a terrible person, Satan.
So thank you, mystery Satan... i actually know your real name based on the packaging, but I have no idea what your handle is. BUT THANK YOU. I KNOW I AM NOT EASY TO SHOP FOR.
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Totally selflessly agreeing for completely altruistic reasons
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I called the police and begged them to help me but they said the address was coming from INSIDE my own house!
jesus christ, Sheri
how long do these things take you?
Tetris afghan was 3 weeks but I worked nonstop on that one
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Tetris afghan?!
yeah it was a few years ago
it was on Kotaku and it made Sheri internet famous for a while
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
http://technabob.com/blog/2008/02/17/tetris-afghan-crochet-keeps-you-toasty/
it made the news
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
I could ride this all the way and become an r-list internet celebrity
The other part will likely ship this week when I get around to ordering it. You are not forgotten!
Now, spend time guessing if I'm talking to you.
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Wii U NNID: MegaSpooky
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Coupons work just fine for me
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Well sure they do...one item at a time :P
A friend of mine works at Michael's. Oh the horror stories.
Thank you Satan!
Hey, the Crazy Person slot has already been filled in the entourage already, find another posse. 8-)
4th and final wave going out between today and Wednesday.
Gonna have a look at that credit card bill first, though, I think.
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Just a big group of nerds following her around Disney World.
count me in
Especially when they're ones I will use.
So first, please note the following:
This package was marked as means to make the Penny Arcade ping pong team better.
Contents included a sweet custom Khoo Woo Paddle, a really great book on table tennis technique, a full set of TableTennisMaster.com DVDs (Not pictured - already taken from my office by people... btw, i was TOTALLY looking at these earlier this year.. thank you for your psychic abilities) and of course, motivational music to really inspire the team (the best of Survivor)... but wait.. what ... what is that there... on the ground?
You are a terrible person, Satan.
So thank you, mystery Satan... i actually know your real name based on the packaging, but I have no idea what your handle is. BUT THANK YOU. I KNOW I AM NOT EASY TO SHOP FOR.
you better use that.
YESSSSSSSSS