WHOOOOO! There was a package waiting for me this afternoon!
Hey, cat, stop messing with that ribbon and help me open this box!
Wow, looks like there's a lot of stuff in here!
Let's check the card first:
And on the inside, a poop joke!
(Sorry this was cut off, it reads:
It's funny because the dog pooped in the stocking!
dear Bogey,
merry "x-mas" to you!
I hope that this message does not find you blue
I ran all over, finding just the right things
to make sure your holiday would not lack for *bling*
also there's candy, a traditional treat
something to munch on while you put up your feet)
GAHHHHHHH! Look at all this great stuff!
Final Fantasy Tactics for the psp (I lent out my copy so many years ago after only playing it a few hours, and never got it back so this is s amazing,) Mastering the Art of French Cooking (I can't wait to make something from this over the holidays!), a chopper/scraper (which the cat is blocking but will be joyfully put to use soon), a Santa Claus figure (that is going to sit right on my desk) and some yummy chocolate!
So after some Internet Detective Work, I verified that my Secret Satan's identity was... @Centipede Damascus!!
Thank you again so much, this was such a great surprise and Happy Holidays to you and your family!
Bonus Holiday Cat picture, just because...
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XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
Kindle books not pictured. Also, I some chocolates may have been lost in transit between my office and my flat.
My satan was @Virgil_Leads_You! Stand up and take a fucking bow, man!
Posting this because this should be on every page
Not just because of Legba's attractiveness and adorableness, or his sexy accent either. I have a deep love for gift opening presents, and this is amazing.
Aw shucks, I'm glad everything worked out there. That v-log gave me a great smile too!
I had no idea how long it would take, or if it would safely travel. I had a dream that the C+H would crush the chocolate to mush!
There was one custom mystery gift that mistakenly didn't ship, so I decided to go digital. (It was something weird anyway)
I'm glad those E-books were so well received. I had enjoyed most of those books from the public library here, so I was down with sending them your way.
Merry Christmas. You should expect two small somethings in your inbox/stockings on the 25th!
Virgil_Leads_You on
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
Not just because of Legba's attractiveness and adorableness, or his sexy accent either. I have a deep love for gift opening presents, and this is amazing.
edit: woops Viv beat me to it apparently
Fuck, 30 seconds behind too!
Plus, his video didn't have an annoying Wesley Willis song to worm its way into your ear.
Not just because of Legba's attractiveness and adorableness, or his sexy accent either. I have a deep love for gift opening presents, and this is amazing.
edit: woops Marg beat me to it apparently
Fuck, 30 seconds behind too!
Plus, his video didn't have an annoying Wesley Willis song to worm its way into your ear.
Woah woah woah
Wesley Willis is one of the greatest things to ever happen to music
Not just because of Legba's attractiveness and adorableness, or his sexy accent either. I have a deep love for gift opening presents, and this is amazing.
edit: woops Marg beat me to it apparently
Fuck, 30 seconds behind too!
Plus, his video didn't have an annoying Wesley Willis song to worm its way into your ear.
Woah woah woah
Wesley Willis is one of the greatest things to ever happen to music
Annoying in a good way. I Wesley Willis.
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NogsCrap, crap, mega crap.Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered Userregular
Thanks to Vermiculture for the first portion of my gift!
Contents:
1. Letter expressing why receiving this gift of Texan cultural artifacts should be an honor.
2. Salsa which I will be enjoying this very night on top of some vegetarian tacos.
3. Beer Cozy
4. Dancing and singing penis toy. I hear in texas they have to legally call this a "novelty."
5. G. W. poster.
6. A dream-catcher depicting the noble buffalo and Native American. I can only assume this is celebrating Texans victory over these proud and noble creatures/peoples.
7. A secession bumper sticker. I am actually a huge proponent of this cause.
Not just because of Legba's attractiveness and adorableness, or his sexy accent either. I have a deep love for gift opening presents, and this is amazing.
edit: woops Marg beat me to it apparently
Fuck, 30 seconds behind too!
Plus, his video didn't have an annoying Wesley Willis song to worm its way into your ear.
Woah woah woah
Wesley Willis is one of the greatest things to ever happen to music
Thanks to Vermiculture for the first portion of my gift!
Contents:
1. Letter expressing why receiving this gift of Texan cultural artifacts should be an honor.
2. Salsa which I will be enjoying this very night on top of some vegetarian tacos.
3. Beer Cozy
4. Dancing and singing penis toy. I hear in texas they have to legally call this a "novelty."
5. G. W. poster.
6. A dream-catcher depicting the noble buffalo and Native American. I can only assume this is celebrating Texans victory over these proud and noble creatures/peoples.
7. A secession bumper sticker. I am actually a huge proponent of this cause.
I was checking my emails when I see I've got two emails from steam, advising me that I've got two gifts waiting.
Tropico 4 and Bulletstorm!
I need to stress how great these two gifts are for me. Because my Internet was shitty, I missed the Tropico 4 sale and I was cut as, so this really makes me happy
Bulletstorm is easily my most wanted game at the moment, but I just couldn't justify $50 due to steam's regional pricing. LOOKS LIKE I DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT NO MORE
Thank you so much, mystery rhyming Satan!
Oh yeah and there's more stuff coming by mail! Woooo!
@A Duck!
I've been loving these games. I knew I'd enjoy Bushido Blade and Culdcept, but I found an unexpected bonus of having my friends get really into it.
Aside from that, I've started going through Einhander, and it's pretty challenging. These hard levels coupled with the excellent music, really make for some fun times.
I haven't played Way of the Samurai 3 yet, but I'm looking forward to it!
Cool! I love how the closer it gets to deadline, the more people get their stuff per day. So many gift get posts flying around that it's hard to comment on all of them!
Also, @End, I have been loving the crap out of those games you gifted. I just wish there were more hours in the day so I could really dig into the Half Lifes, Torchlight, and a few of the others.
All in all, I'm really appreciative towards my Satan and Satanee for making it an awesome first year for Secret Satans! Definitely gonna get in on this next year too.
As much as I loved my gifts, I wish someone had sent me a grumpy looking cat. Bogey has all the luck!
I'd send you our grumpy cat, but then you'd have a grumpy cat to deal with.
Honestly, considering I have 7 grumpy cats, I'm not sure I would notice anymore.
And really, with the way shipping is, I would end up with a grumpy cat corpse and then my 7 grumpy cats would eat it. Then barf. Then I would be grumpy.
Maybe I'll just paint one on the side of my swanky 360. Oh yeah!
And Bogey, I tried wrestling a Santa hat on one of the cats for a Christmas picture. The only thing I got out of it was a large gash that I am pretty sure is going to scar. I don't know why I don't throw that cat over the fence.
Aw shucks, I'm glad everything worked out there. That v-log gave me a great smile too!
I had no idea how long it would take, or if it would safely travel. I had a dream that the C+H would crush the chocolate to mush!
There was one custom mystery gift that mistakenly didn't ship, so I decided to go digital. (It was something weird anyway)
I'm glad those E-books were so well received. I had enjoyed most of those books from the public library here, so I was down with sending them your way.
Merry Christmas. You should expect two small somethings in your inbox/stockings on the 25th!
That's why I did the unboxing, man! The best part of giving gifts is watching people unwrap them. I'm just sorry I couldn't do something similar for the Kindle gifts. The books are awesome, by the way; I did a whole take that got lost with a dramatic reading from one of them.
But The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, man, that's something else entirely. I never in a million years expected to get that. I genuinely teared up a little bit when I saw it.
So thank you for being a wonderful Satan, and I really hope I don't get you next year because I have no idea how I'd top this. ;-)
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And on the inside, a poop joke!
(Sorry this was cut off, it reads:
It's funny because the dog pooped in the stocking!
dear Bogey,
merry "x-mas" to you!
I hope that this message does not find you blue
I ran all over, finding just the right things
to make sure your holiday would not lack for *bling*
also there's candy, a traditional treat
something to munch on while you put up your feet)
Final Fantasy Tactics for the psp (I lent out my copy so many years ago after only playing it a few hours, and never got it back so this is s amazing,) Mastering the Art of French Cooking (I can't wait to make something from this over the holidays!), a chopper/scraper (which the cat is blocking but will be joyfully put to use soon), a Santa Claus figure (that is going to sit right on my desk) and some yummy chocolate!
So after some Internet Detective Work, I verified that my Secret Satan's identity was... @Centipede Damascus!!
Thank you again so much, this was such a great surprise and Happy Holidays to you and your family!
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
Because now it is gone.
And also adorablest
Awesome haul!
I'd send you our grumpy cat, but then you'd have a grumpy cat to deal with.
Steam
She just hates when I make her pose for the camera, or make her wear silly hats! :P
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
What an excellent video! I almost died laughing when you discovered your big gift with your mouth full of chocolate.
Posting this because this should be on every page
Not just because of Legba's attractiveness and adorableness, or his sexy accent either. I have a deep love for gift opening presents, and this is amazing.
edit: woops Marg beat me to it apparently
Fuck, 30 seconds behind too!
Steam
I had no idea how long it would take, or if it would safely travel. I had a dream that the C+H would crush the chocolate to mush!
There was one custom mystery gift that mistakenly didn't ship, so I decided to go digital. (It was something weird anyway)
I'm glad those E-books were so well received. I had enjoyed most of those books from the public library here, so I was down with sending them your way.
Merry Christmas. You should expect two small somethings in your inbox/stockings on the 25th!
Who did, now?
Plus, his video didn't have an annoying Wesley Willis song to worm its way into your ear.
I don't read names, User
Steam
Woah woah woah
Wesley Willis is one of the greatest things to ever happen to music
Steam
It's okay if I'm mistaken for @Vivixenne. I'm flattered
Annoying in a good way. I
gifts sent
and that address better be fucking right
because i just paid $72 in shipping alone.
PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
1. Letter expressing why receiving this gift of Texan cultural artifacts should be an honor.
2. Salsa which I will be enjoying this very night on top of some vegetarian tacos.
3. Beer Cozy
4. Dancing and singing penis toy. I hear in texas they have to legally call this a "novelty."
5. G. W. poster.
6. A dream-catcher depicting the noble buffalo and Native American. I can only assume this is celebrating Texans victory over these proud and noble creatures/peoples.
7. A secession bumper sticker. I am actually a huge proponent of this cause.
Secret Satan
I Whooped Batman's Ass is the best
Steam
Delightful. Vermiculture is a treasure.
Updated list. Sending to Neville in 30 minutes or so
●Blake T/1.5/2
Bucketman :arrow: MetroidZoid
BusterK :arrow: Sara Lynn/2
bwaine :arrow: Robert Khoo :arrow: BEAST! :arrow: Theidar :arrow: neville/2/3 :arrow: Forar/2/3
chrishallett83 :arrow: #pipe/2/3/4/5 :arrow: Platypus Beirut :arrow: Gatsby
DHS Odium :arrow: Vann Diras
Didgeridoo :arrow: dougyfresh :arrow: Keith :arrow: Weaver/2/3 :arrow: Kochikens
End :arrow: godmode/2/3/4/5 :arrow: Naphtali :arrow: . (plut)
Fletcher :arrow: OminousLozenge
FortyTwo :arrow: Tonkka
I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up :arrow: Aeyther/2 :arrow: Orikaeshigitae/1.5
Marth :arrow: Okami/2/3
MoosehatIV :arrow: ceres/2
●Moriveth&Janson/2
Munkus Beaver :arrow: B. C.
SenorTacos (riddlehero) :arrow: Smart Hero/2/3
ShimSham :arrow: Stale/2 :arrow: Romanian My Escutcheon :arrow: David Coffman/2
Skull Man :arrow: PkErthbnd
SLyM :arrow: Usagi
Staleghoti :arrow: Kadith :arrow: skettios
Tef :arrow: KetBra
The_reflection :arrow: Antimatter :arrow: Wombat!!/2/3/4
Tossrock :arrow: The Lovely Bastard :arrow: Tox/2/3 :arrow: lostwords/2 :arrow: Sweeney Tom :arrow: Kusuguttai/2/3/4/5
Vivixenne :arrow: That Dave Fella
??? :arrow: Feebsicle :arrow: Veretas/2 :arrow: Sheri
??? :arrow: George Fornby Grill/2 :arrow: Ten :arrow: sarukun/2
??? :arrow: Matev
??? :arrow: Mortal Sky :arrow: Schide/2 :arrow: Kwoaru :arrow: Perrsun :arrow: BYToady/2
??? :arrow: PRD :arrow: Mint :arrow: A Duck! :arrow: Virgil_Leads_You/2 :arrow: Legba/2 :arrow: zucchini/2/3/4
??? :arrow: QuickSnap :arrow: Goose!
??? :arrow: Spookymuffin :arrow: thorgot/2 :arrow: Slacker71/2 :arrow: Nogs
??? :arrow: The Geebs That Is A Pony :arrow: Caulk Bite 6 :arrow: Centipede Damascus/2 :arrow: Bogey :arrow: Isoldae/2 :arrow: TankHammer
??? :arrow: vermiculture :arrow: As7
??? :arrow: VisionOfClarity
??? :arrow: Zay :arrow: Hunter/2/3 :arrow: CrackedLens
??? :arrow: Zonugal
GIFT GET
I was checking my emails when I see I've got two emails from steam, advising me that I've got two gifts waiting.
Tropico 4 and Bulletstorm!
I need to stress how great these two gifts are for me. Because my Internet was shitty, I missed the Tropico 4 sale and I was cut as, so this really makes me happy
Bulletstorm is easily my most wanted game at the moment, but I just couldn't justify $50 due to steam's regional pricing. LOOKS LIKE I DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT NO MORE
Thank you so much, mystery rhyming Satan!
Oh yeah and there's more stuff coming by mail! Woooo!
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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That is some Texas paraphernalia
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I've been loving these games. I knew I'd enjoy Bushido Blade and Culdcept, but I found an unexpected bonus of having my friends get really into it.
Aside from that, I've started going through Einhander, and it's pretty challenging. These hard levels coupled with the excellent music, really make for some fun times.
I haven't played Way of the Samurai 3 yet, but I'm looking forward to it!
You should be able to knock another off that count.
According to Amazon someone received and signed for my package.
I imagine that person is just really busy with the seasonal stuff going on (and they don't post much on the forums anyway).
Hah, yes it is.
And the salsa is delicious (if spicy as hell to my virgin tongue.)
He even says there is more to come!
Secret Satan
I'm glad you got it! Happy holidays good sir, Amazon says your other stuff is 'in delivery'. And the other stuff is not more dancing penis.
Also, @End, I have been loving the crap out of those games you gifted. I just wish there were more hours in the day so I could really dig into the Half Lifes, Torchlight, and a few of the others.
All in all, I'm really appreciative towards my Satan and Satanee for making it an awesome first year for Secret Satans! Definitely gonna get in on this next year too.
And really, with the way shipping is, I would end up with a grumpy cat corpse and then my 7 grumpy cats would eat it. Then barf. Then I would be grumpy.
Maybe I'll just paint one on the side of my swanky 360. Oh yeah!
And Bogey, I tried wrestling a Santa hat on one of the cats for a Christmas picture. The only thing I got out of it was a large gash that I am pretty sure is going to scar. I don't know why I don't throw that cat over the fence.
I HAD THAT SONIC STUFFED ANIMAL until my eldest sister made me throw out all my stuffed animals.
why did I do that
That's why I did the unboxing, man! The best part of giving gifts is watching people unwrap them. I'm just sorry I couldn't do something similar for the Kindle gifts. The books are awesome, by the way; I did a whole take that got lost with a dramatic reading from one of them.
But The Complete Calvin and Hobbes, man, that's something else entirely. I never in a million years expected to get that. I genuinely teared up a little bit when I saw it.
So thank you for being a wonderful Satan, and I really hope I don't get you next year because I have no idea how I'd top this. ;-)
Just got back from holidaying around Old Sacramento with the Fam. Taking pics now!
Hey Satan!
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