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[Chat]ting in the sky

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Screwjob confirmed!

    Fuck that self-professed saved asshole.
    O_o
    He signed over the things in trust while my grandmother was in the hospital for dementia.

    I'm HIGHLY sure that's illegal. But my parents don't want to do anything. They figure "if there's an afterlife he'll be fucked. If not, he'll have to deal with fucking his own family every day."
    Man, your parents are doormats.

    Wouldn't you have standing to take it to court without their approval? You're next-of-kin, too, and even if you end up with nothing, he'll end up with less. And he'll probably settle.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Screwjob confirmed!

    Fuck that self-professed saved asshole.
    O_o
    He signed over the things in trust while my grandmother was in the hospital for dementia.

    I'm HIGHLY sure that's illegal. But my parents don't want to do anything. They figure "if there's an afterlife he'll be fucked. If not, he'll have to deal with fucking his own family every day."
    Man, your parents are doormats.

    Wouldn't you have standing to take it to court without their approval? You're next-of-kin, too, and even if you end up with nothing, he'll end up with less. And he'll probably settle.

    Well, by name, it would mean dick to me. I don't have the authority for those funds to begin with in a civil ground. The things were in trust to my mother, whom is still alive and without proper documentation, those funds would not default to me but to my asshole grandfather, whom is also in trust to.

    And the fucker who wrote the damn Eulogy did not include my mother at the funeral. She's the fucking biological daughter who flew across the U.S. TWICE to see how she was doing. Asshole.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited June 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    Al_wat wrote: »
    I actually fell asleep directly after orgasming.

    While I was still inside my girlfriend.

    While I was still on top of my girlfriend.

    Yeah, I don't know how that turned out. She only weighs like 100 pounds, while I'm 180.

    Congratulations.

    You are a Wayans brothers joke.
    This story needs a black man in a fat suit.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    moniker wrote: »

    Masturbate to the Betty White PetMeds commercial before you fall asleep, slumped over your own naked, hairy legs straddling a small puddle of drool and jism?

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    You should solve crime!

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  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Well. Decent night. Except itunes is being bizarre and changing volume for no reason. And my two best female friends are busy hating each other.

    Anywho, good night. Perhaps I will be sober-er in the morn'.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Why am I not allowed there?

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    Won't let me get into the thread. Says something about permission, being a whiny little bitch, etc.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    Oh well, it was moved. I'm sorry you missed it.

    I assure you, you would've thought it was awesome.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Elks stop teasing us with mod-forum links.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2007
    I think he made it up.

    Attention whore.

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  • RainOPainRainOPain Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Man, that was the greatest thread ever. It didn't get deleted, did it D:

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I think he made it up.

    Attention whore.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    It was a thread where everybody learned an important lesson. Don't post pics (and facebook screenshots) of your bad dates here, because they will find out.

    RainOPain wrote: »
    Man, that was the greatest thread ever. It didn't get deleted, did it D:

    Moved.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Elkamil wrote: »
    It was a thread where everybody learned an important lesson. Don't post pics (and facebook screenshots) of your bad dates here, because they will find out.

    RainOPain wrote: »
    Man, that was the greatest thread ever. It didn't get deleted, did it D:

    Moved.
    Can....can we get some quotes?

    No names need be used.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    I'd rather not.

    Also, it's an especially bad idea if you're using that person to get a job. Really bad idea.

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  • DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This was a fun night.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    DiscGrace wrote: »
    This was a fun night.
    Did you get head?

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    I do feel bad for the girl who get her facebook raided, though.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Elkamil wrote: »
    I'd rather not.

    Also, it's an especially bad idea if you're using that person to get a job. Really bad idea.
    Tease.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    It's more creepy than funny, so you're not missing much I guess.

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  • DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    DiscGrace wrote: »
    This was a fun night.
    Did you get head?

    I don't, uh, have "head" to get.

    I had a chocolate raspberry martini, wandered State Street, and then did a round of Irish car bombs with my friends, though. And then had macaroni and cheese pizza.

    So that was good.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    I'm out of chocolate cake. :(

    I should make something sweet tomorrow.

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  • JinniganJinnigan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jinnigan wrote: »
    i'm such a dick

    tonight i stuffed my horrendously dirty sock in some upscale white chick's drink because she was getting too uppity for my taste

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Jinnigan wrote: »
    Jinnigan wrote: »
    i'm such a dick

    tonight i stuffed my horrendously dirty sock in some upscale white chick's drink because she was getting too uppity for my taste

    hahahahaha

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  • JinniganJinnigan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    i then proceeded to call her a cumbucket

    so

    vOv

    edit: keep in mind i've never met this person before so uhhh

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  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    see, that's funny. harassing some social retard, not so much.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    The harassment isn't what's funny, it's what happens to guy afterwards.

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  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I can't believe that stupid fuck posted his own real name and address

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2007
    Maybe he really wants some poop in the mail.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Cat wrote: »
    I can't believe that stupid fuck posted his own real name and address
    ?

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  • SerpentSerpent Sometimes Vancouver, BC, sometimes Brisbane, QLDRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    The Cat wrote: »
    I can't believe that stupid fuck posted his own real name and address

    You have too much faith in humanity if you can't believe people can be that stupid.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    They're being mods about it.

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  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    Elkamil wrote: »
    Maybe he really wants some poop in the mail.

    Man, I will hold a pledge drive to make that happen

    or I would if not for the FBI

    hi fellas!

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Watching The Dark Crystal.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • JinniganJinnigan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S THAT RUDE (and vicious) :whistle:

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I can't believe this movie was a box office flop.

    I understand why. It was a Henson movie but not for kids (though I was watching it when I was 6 or 7 as soon as it came out on VHS) so it probably confused most people.

    But man there's never been anything quite like it.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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