Scene: Vermiculture's bedroom The hero of our tale has just had a charming evening with a young woman from the reptile department and has escorted her to his boudoir.
Enter Hot Girl #14 and Vermiculture, stage left
Hot Girl #14: Oh my! It's so big
Vermiculture: Why thank you. Ladies often say that about my mushroom.
So I moved out of my parents' house about a month and a half ago. Today, my dad swung by my new place with THIS!
A blurry package!
Let's open it!
The suspense is killing me...
Ooh, a note! As a person who is capable of reading I find notes highly intriguing.
Why yes, I do like fine things! Thank you, @Sticks and Keika! Now what's underneath that packaging...
Holy. Shit. That is officially a metric fuck ton of individually wrapped gifts. I am speechless.
And in order of decreasing height to satisfy the ever gnawing OCDemons. Seriously though. Look at all those presents. Look at all that wrapping paper. Incredible.
Now, to open them! First off...
A monocle and fake mustache! I like the idea that Sticks just has like, a drawer full of fake mustaches ready to go at any instant.
Shaving soap! Awesome! I'd thought about getting into safety razor shaving because fuck Gillette, this would make it a lot easier!
No, not tiny cigarettes, a sampler pack of razor blades! Now I have enough for shaving AND my cutting up my blow! Sweet!
Toilet paper! Finally! I've been using the three shells this whole time, and let me tell you, that is hell on the ol' sphincter. But, is that something... inside?
A badger brush!? Jeeze dude this is practically a whole kit! And I still have three presents to go! Does your generosity know no bounds??
Apparently the answer is yes, it does know no bounds. I'll wait while you sort that sentence out. Wait, and admire my BRAND NEW RAZOR. Holy fucking shit, man! An entire shaving set! I had dreamt of being this pretentious ever since reading those bluefoxicy threads but I could never have done it on my own. Joking aside, I am seriously so happy and grateful you don't even know. This is awesome. And we're not done yet, folks!
A stand for both the razor and the brush! This classes up my bathroom by about a million percent. And now, last but not least...
An awesome book and peppermint bark! I had been meaning to check out Robert J. Sawyer for a while now, it's like your psychic or some shit.
Wait. Are you psychic? You'd tell me if you're psychic, right? Because if so, don't read my mind between 9:00 and 10:00 PM PST. That's special Tossrock time. Ahhh yes.
I forget what I was talking about.
And all together now:
Hmm, yes.
Rather.
Thank you so much @Sticks and also your undoubtedly lovely wife! You rule!
Glad you liked it! I couldn't not do something with that whole "I'm thinking about becoming a pretentious elitist" line in your wish post. If I could have somehow rigged the package to play classical music when you opened it, I would have.
Oh, and the toilet paper was my wife's idea. I was going to use a cardboard tube as a container for the brush. She felt that it would be decidedly unclassy to send an empty roll, and that we should send a full roll instead. That way you have something to deal with any nicks you get while shaving.
Obviously, if you have to use all, or even most, of the roll in this fashion, you might want to send the gift back and we'll get you something else. :P
Scene: Vermiculture's bedroom The hero of our tale has just had a charming evening with a young woman from the reptile department and has escorted her to his boudoir.
Enter Hot Girl #14 and Vermiculture, stage left
Hot Girl #14: Oh my! It's so big
Vermiculture: Why thank you. Ladies often say that about my mushroom.
Scene: Vermiculture's bedroom The hero of our tale has just had a charming evening with a young woman from the reptile department and has escorted her to his boudoir.
Enter Hot Girl #14 and Vermiculture, stage left
Hot Girl #14: Oh my! It's so big
Vermiculture: Why thank you. Ladies often say that about my mushroom.
how much have you done in the last month or so, the blanket, that hat for keith, the mushroom scarf (I think that's what it is? if not, correct me), and a stormtrooper hat of some kind too?
Blackhawk1313Demon Hunter for HireTime RiftRegistered Userregular
edited January 2012
Well now that @CrackedLens has identified himself for all to see I can begin to reveal the glory he has bestowed upon me. I will post more pictures once I have a chance to take proper ones but I have one that simply must be shared immediately.
Damn right that the preprocessor best look at the header directory and treat beer as part of the source! Get file (beer) and treat as part of source (glass) then compile! (drink) Now to elaborate upon the concept:
#include <beer.h>
#define REPEAT do{
#define UNTIL( condition ) }while(!(condition));
using namespace std;
int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
int i = 0;
REPEAT
cout << "The value of i is: " << i << endl;
i++;
UNTIL(i==10)
system("PAUSE");
return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}
The exit success of course is when I'm drunk! Yay! Thanks again @CrackedLens!
P.S.
Another gift? Seriously? Does your generosity know no bounds? Apparently not .
Blackhawk1313Demon Hunter for HireTime RiftRegistered Userregular
Please note also, that the first beer to touch the glass was a Dogfish Head 90-Minute IPA, one of my favorite beers, it is an honor reserved for only my most favorite glasses, and that puts it in select company indeed!
Glad you liked it! I couldn't not do something with that whole "I'm thinking about becoming a pretentious elitist" line in your wish post. If I could have somehow rigged the package to play classical music when you opened it, I would have.
Oh, and the toilet paper was my wife's idea. I was going to use a cardboard tube as a container for the brush. She felt that it would be decidedly unclassy to send an empty roll, and that we should send a full roll instead. That way you have something to deal with any nicks you get while shaving.
Obviously, if you have to use all, or even most, of the roll in this fashion, you might want to send the gift back and we'll get you something else. :P
I shaved with it last night and it was quite nice! A few extremely minor nicks but no toilet paper use required so far. Thanks again!
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Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
A big reveal?? Right before the vote??
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Glad you liked it! I couldn't not do something with that whole "I'm thinking about becoming a pretentious elitist" line in your wish post. If I could have somehow rigged the package to play classical music when you opened it, I would have.
Oh, and the toilet paper was my wife's idea. I was going to use a cardboard tube as a container for the brush. She felt that it would be decidedly unclassy to send an empty roll, and that we should send a full roll instead. That way you have something to deal with any nicks you get while shaving.
Obviously, if you have to use all, or even most, of the roll in this fashion, you might want to send the gift back and we'll get you something else. :P
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they will have to wait for after work tomorrow because now it's bedtime
but they are AMAZING EEEEEEEEEEE
@Antimatter As far as I know he hasn't gotten anything. But I'll comb his posts in case I just missed it.
@Vermiculture @Vermiculture @Vermiculture
Get in here! Everyone's talking about your hugeness!!
I'll be sure to add this to our notes Margarazzi.
You never told me!
Oh dear.
Eeee! So excited!
Don't worry, your file isn't very big
I'm sorry, that wasn't nice. I'm sure you're huge.
In Japan.
Excuse to post Matin Solveig!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Zbua5mmuw
D-dang...
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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OooOOOoooo
This round is yours, Marg.
But I shall return anew.
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bit.ly/2XQM1ke
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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how much have you done in the last month or so, the blanket, that hat for keith, the mushroom scarf (I think that's what it is? if not, correct me), and a stormtrooper hat of some kind too?
Mushroom afghan, mushroom scarf, dinosaur hat, failed stormtrooper hat, circle scarf
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Do you knit or crochet mostly?
that is impressive sheri
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Damn right that the preprocessor best look at the header directory and treat beer as part of the source! Get file (beer) and treat as part of source (glass) then compile! (drink) Now to elaborate upon the concept:
#include <beer.h>
#define REPEAT do{
#define UNTIL( condition ) }while(!(condition));
using namespace std;
int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
int i = 0;
REPEAT
cout << "The value of i is: " << i << endl;
i++;
UNTIL(i==10)
system("PAUSE");
return EXIT_SUCCESS;
}
The exit success of course is when I'm drunk! Yay! Thanks again @CrackedLens!
P.S.
Another gift? Seriously? Does your generosity know no bounds? Apparently not .
, but it could be from someone else. I'll post a picture when I find out.
Trying to lead a vote against an outed good special? A little too obvious, !ZeroFill
I shaved with it last night and it was quite nice! A few extremely minor nicks but no toilet paper use required so far. Thanks again!