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The Skyrim thread for adventurers who don't think jokes get funnier the more you tell them

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    I wish Skooma wasn't just a shit stamina potion these days

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRTUReLBWHA

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    Anjin-San wrote:
    is there a mod where someone pisses on your face

    a friend wanted to know

    You never ask if there is a mod of something. Whenever you ask "Is there a mod?" you have to switch the two first words around and drop the question mark.

    Because

    There's always a mod. For everything.

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    I got the Batman armor and then switched to unarmed on my thief.

    Gonna do this shit proper.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Adus wrote:
    There's always a mod. For everything.

    exhibit A

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote:
    I got the Batman armor and then switched to unarmed on my thief.

    Gonna do this shit proper.

    Hey, Batman had Batarangs at least.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    Adus wrote:
    There's always a mod. For everything.

    exhibit A

    Yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead and click "Report A Problem" on this one...

  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    Problem: this has not been recreated in skyrim yet

  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    Seriously wrote:
    I haven't put much thought to the marriage question yet

    but if I want to stay in species the prospects are...poor

    I know, it's like Skyrim is full of damn Nords. There's one Redguard woman you can marry, and she's like.. old. On my wood elf.. ??? Is there even 1 wood elf woman in the game? Ever?

  • mamorumamoru Registered User regular
    jwalk wrote:
    Seriously wrote:
    I haven't put much thought to the marriage question yet

    but if I want to stay in species the prospects are...poor

    I know, it's like Skyrim is full of damn Nords. There's one Redguard woman you can marry, and she's like.. old. On my wood elf.. ??? Is there even 1 wood elf woman in the game? Ever?


    I believe I read there are no marriable Bosmer or Khajiit.

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Ashcroft wrote:
    I wish Skooma wasn't just a shit stamina potion these days

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRTUReLBWHA

    Oh my god

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    mamoru wrote:
    jwalk wrote:
    Seriously wrote:
    I haven't put much thought to the marriage question yet

    but if I want to stay in species the prospects are...poor

    I know, it's like Skyrim is full of damn Nords. There's one Redguard woman you can marry, and she's like.. old. On my wood elf.. ??? Is there even 1 wood elf woman in the game? Ever?


    I believe I read there are no marriable Bosmer or Khajiit.

    can you marry an orc maiden and start your own clan, though?

    this is important

  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    yes there is 1 marry-able orc lady... woman.. thing.

    jwalk on
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    racist

    edit: or sexist? i dunno anymore

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    He has Orc friends, so it makes it ok

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I like Muiri

    for some reason

    Gonna marry Muiri with my ork.

    you hire me to kill things, i like that.

  • marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    Racism wouldn't be a problem if there were only Nords in Skyrim

    DUH

  • marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    I don't like how subtle contracting vampirism is. In Oblivion I didn't realise I had it until it had fully set in, by which stage it was either revert 3 days' progress or go on some epic quest to cure yourself permanently.

    And it seems similar in Skyrim. You get a notification in the corner of the screen in the middle of combat, and you might not necessarily realise you're fighting vampires (instead of some jerk mages) and there's a risk you'll catch it.

    It does talk about thirst when the sun sets which is kind of helpful at least.

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Doesn't it always say 'vampire' on the HUD under their health bar?

  • marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    Oh yeah I guess it does

    Did it have that in Oblivion? In any case fuck vampires

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    It's why I keep lycanthropy around, saves me the hassle

  • wickedwill04wickedwill04 Registered User regular
    I ended up in a drinking contest and missing my 1st marriage window. Ended up talking to and marrying another gal when I went to appologize to the 1st one.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I ended up in a drinking contest and missing my 1st marriage window. Ended up talking to and marrying another gal when I went to appologize to the 1st one.

    This sounds like a Judd Apatow movie

  • wickedwill04wickedwill04 Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    I ended up in a drinking contest and missing my 1st marriage window. Ended up talking to and marrying another gal when I went to appologize to the 1st one.

    This sounds like a Judd Apatow movie
    Best part is that she was the jewelery ladie, she was bitching at me because I had lost the ring, next thing I notice in the dialog box is to offer marriage.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    marty_0001 wrote:
    Oh yeah I guess it does

    Did it have that in Oblivion? In any case fuck vampires

    Also, people you talk to will say you look pail and you'll have minor status effects during day and night.

    Oh, and if you go to your magic page there's a spot that shows all current effects on you. Diseases are always red vs the white buffs. Then there's the fact I touch a statue for a blessing every chance I have, so I clear that shit out all the time.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    It's why I keep lycanthropy around, saves me the hassle

    Lycanthropy is so much fun if you get the ring of Hircine.

    Every now and then I save the game, go to the busiest section of a town, and wolf out for some carnage.

  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Lexxy wrote:
    Langly wrote:
    I don't think I will ever get tired of the arrow in the knee thing. I am glad the meme that came out of skyrim was one that didn't annoy me.

    Yes, me too.

    I'll be tired enough of it for both of you then

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Oh who improved the thread title?

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Well that answered that question.

    Good work tube.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Lexxy wrote:
    Langly wrote:
    I don't think I will ever get tired of the arrow in the knee thing. I am glad the meme that came out of skyrim was one that didn't annoy me.

    Yes, me too.

    I'll be tired enough of it for both of you then

    bless you

  • LexxyLexxy Registered User regular
  • wickedwill04wickedwill04 Registered User regular
    Lexxy wrote:
    Langly wrote:
    I don't think I will ever get tired of the arrow in the knee thing. I am glad the meme that came out of skyrim was one that didn't annoy me.

    Yes, me too.

    I'll be tired enough of it for both of you then
    My son keeps telling me to shoot the bad guys in the knee to insta-kill them.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Lexxy wrote:
    Langly wrote:
    I don't think I will ever get tired of the arrow in the knee thing. I am glad the meme that came out of skyrim was one that didn't annoy me.

    Yes, me too.

    I'll be tired enough of it for both of you then

    Now what is your opinion about fruits that actually grow better in the cold weather?

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    arrow to the knee is pretty much the worst thing

  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    I used to hate the arrow to the knee meme but then

    nope I can't do it.

  • TefTef Registered User regular
    I used to be a virgin but then I took a vagina to the penis?

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    I'm waiting until I finish my home theater to play this. Got the materials and epuipmet for a 7.1 infinity/Harmon Kardon surround sound with 145" 1080p projector screen. Just gotta get the wiring finished and the screen built.

    So excited.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    skyrim is heteronordmative

  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    skyrim is heteronordmative

    Boo

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