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[Day 1]: The Unfortunate Voyage of the Harbinger! WE HAVE BEGUN! DAY ENDS FRI 10 CST

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    [lime]!Sign up 17.[/lime]

    Bbcode fail!

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    !Sign up 19

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Oh oh oh, I want to be the cook!

    !sign up 25

    My food will make you healthy

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  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I guess its MRE for me this voyage.

  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    Awe Janitor is taken.

    ! Sign up 42 - Repairman - bend over butt crack included.

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  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    I think this is everything left now.

    3. Dycon Corporation Consultant
    7. Medbay Nurse
    8. Lab Assistant
    9. Lab Assistant
    15. Repairman, Home Issues
    18. Marketing Manager
    24. Band Member
    28. Director
    29. Producer
    30. Shopkeeper/Provisions Officer
    43. Police/Guard Force
    44. Police/Guard Force
    46. Harbinger General Manager
    47. General Manager's Secretary
    48. Crewperson's Spouse
    49. Crewperson's Spouse

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  • DraygoDraygo Registered User regular
    !Sign up 8

    Seems like a good first phalla for me.

  • TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    !SIGN UP 1, obviously. Being captain means being paid to sit back and chill in the air-conditioned bridge while occasionally barking complaints orders at your slaves crew.

    Mutiny, eh?

    There will be repercussions.

  • KellieKellie Registered User regular
    Sign up 7!

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  • KellieKellie Registered User regular
    kime wrote:
    Oh oh oh, I want to be the cook!

    !sign up 25

    My food will make you healthy

    I won't eat your cake. Not after last time.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Draygo wrote: »
    !Sign up 8

    Seems like a good first phalla for me.

    Just remember rule #1: always listen to kime!
    Kellie wrote: »
    kime wrote:
    Oh oh oh, I want to be the cook!

    !sign up 25

    My food will make you healthy

    I won't eat your cake. Not after last time.

    The symptoms passed!

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    !Sign up 9

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    This just in! 13 spots left! Now to munkus with the weather...

    3. Dycon Corporation Consultant
    15. Repairman, Home Issues
    18. Marketing Manager
    24. Band Member
    28. Director
    29. Producer
    30. Shopkeeper/Provisions Officer
    43. Police/Guard Force
    44. Police/Guard Force
    46. Harbinger General Manager
    47. General Manager's Secretary
    48. Crewperson's Spouse
    49. Crewperson's Spouse

    Bedlam on
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Also, note that the magic box has moved: http://phyphor.padev.net/phalla

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Bedlam wrote:
    This just in! 14 spots left! Now to munkus with the weather...

    3. Dycon Corporation Consultant
    15. Repairman, Home Issues
    18. Marketing Manager
    24. Band Member
    28. Director
    29. Producer
    30. Shopkeeper/Provisions Officer
    37. Geologist
    43. Police/Guard Force
    44. Police/Guard Force
    46. Harbinger General Manager
    47. General Manager's Secretary
    48. Crewperson's Spouse
    49. Crewperson's Spouse

    Someone signed up for the Geologist

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    curse these crazy wizard eyes :(

  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    I still don't understand what is so magical. It has yet to guess my card or make an elephant disappear.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    I still don't understand what is so magical. It has yet to guess my card or make an elephant disappear.

    The magic is I have to spend 10 seconds of effort to get a spreadsheet that lasts the entire game

  • daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    kime wrote:
    Oh oh oh, I want to be the cook!

    !sign up 25

    My food will make you dead

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Never eat anything unless the cook tastes it first!

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote:
    Never eat anything unless the cook tastes it first!

    Hahahaha, you think my body isn't so warped already that it only subsides on hate and pain, and that these "foods" it breaks down with the ease of tramautising a small child.

    Ha!

    (No idea if that was understandable, but hopefully?)

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  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    tl; dr - you're evil. we should kill you.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    tl; dr - you're evil. we should kill you.

    This is by far the simplest option

  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Give me a few days, I'll get this engine running how I like it.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    MagicPrime wrote:
    Give me a few days, I'll get this engine running how I like it.

    A few days on an airship and the engine doesn't work? You'll forgive me if I don't think we'll last that long in the air :P

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    kime wrote:
    MagicPrime wrote:
    Give me a few days, I'll get this engine running how I like it.

    A few days on an airship and the engine doesn't work? You'll forgive me if I don't think we'll last that long in the air :P

    This is a starship. Good thing we didn't make you the Captain!

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    grumble grumble spit in your food grumble grumble

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    I'm going to have to take the sub-luminous drives offline for a few hours to calibrate the compression coils. We must have taken a stray hit from some solar mass when we passed through that gas giant's magnetic field a few days ago. I'm not picking up any radiation leaks, which is a good thing. But if I don't lock this down and get those coils back up to at least 99.7% then it's just going to get worse.

    And I don't know how you feel about these things, but a compression coil blowing out when we try to make a mass-drive jump isn't the makings of a good day.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    jdarksun wrote:
    MagicPrime wrote:
    Give me a few days, I'll get this engine running how I like it.
    I hope that involves copious amounts of plasma and an experimental reactor.

    Also, you are working on the engines of a ship in space. You must speak with a Scottish accent.

  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    Just imagine everything I say coming from the person in my avatar.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    jdarksun wrote:
    MagicPrime wrote:
    Give me a few days, I'll get this engine running how I like it.
    I hope that involves copious amounts of plasma and an experimental reactor.

    Many of my activities involve copious amounts of plasma!

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    Magic you jerk you're screwing up my UniverseTorrent uploads with your stupid poking around in sticks at stuff you do not understand.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    jdarksun wrote:
    MagicPrime wrote:
    Just imagine everything I say coming from the person in my avatar.
    I would, but I have no idea who that is. Is he holding a wand? Some sort of British magician?
    :<

  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    I'm going to need a Fez, and copious amounts of plasma.

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  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    I say we convert to using some sort of infinite improbability based drive. Never know when that will come in handy.

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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    !Sign up 37!

    There better be lots of rocks on this space ship thingy

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    rubs and gleefully Yes, my plan is working, get them all worked up over the cook and well, soon they will need a doctor. But which one eh? my meds work just as well albeit on a different level but after eating his food they might need my meds.....hehehehehehhe

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  • CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    I have a feeling Stever and I are going to die early, leaving the ship on a crash course for a sun/Blackhole/space berg.

    I'd like to be the plucky midshipman who valiantly dies of his wounds trying to save the ship. If possible, can someone get a pic of Russel Tovey from Voyage of the Damned that I can use as my avatar for this?

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  • corvidaecorvidae Registered User regular
    Cayrus wrote:
    I have a feeling Stever and I are going to die early, leaving the ship on a crash course for a sun/Blackhole/space berg.

    Well, it does say in the title that this is an unfortunate voyage.....

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    !Sign up 37!

    There better be lots of rocks on this space ship thingy

    That's already been taken.

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