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[Chat]ting a Monkey

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote:
    Oh man, do the Kasumi DLC early, she's the best crew member!

    have you read her Shadow Broker dossier?

    lair of the shdw brkr (and kasumi) sliiiight spoilers:
    It's her haikus about how jacob is perfect

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Do people actually watch their own sex tapes?

    Just pour themselves a glass of wine, sit on the couch, and watch themselves plow/get plowed?

    Patrick Bateman does, so
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    the Locust also has a great sound

    I can't use SMG's (A soldier! not able to use every weapon! Shocking, this is!)

    but I always equip my smged companions with it because I love the sound

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    The Kasumi DLC should be one of the first things you do. It's a fantastic mission, the weapon you get in it one of the best in the game, and she's an awesome crew member.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Kasumi is also great because she just tells you stuff when you press A on her instead of going into a conversation wheel everytime.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    that's the mattock.

  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    What's that semi-auto combat rifle in ME2?

    I love love LOVE that thing.

    I click so fast that it unloads faster than an auto. :D

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    What's that semi-auto combat rifle in ME2?

    I love love LOVE that thing.

    I click so fast that it unloads faster than an auto. :D

    Mattock. It's a DLC.

    And fuck do I love it.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Wait wait wait

    why are you saving it?

    you get a gun, and kasumi

    Until just recently, I thought it was like Lair of the Shadow Broker in that it was a separate storyline, and didn't affect the main game at all.
    Elendil wrote:
    I don't recommend using the Cain too much.

    I didn't mean the Cain, I got the name wrong. The sniper rifle I'm using is called the Widow.

    The heavy weapon I usually use is the collector laser gun. Is the Arc Projector that much better? The description wasn't very exciting.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I plowed through Arrival sooo fast with the mattock.

    First half I used the avenger, though, because a plain machinegun is something you miss.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I would recommend doing lair of the shadow broker too

    it has a lot of nice bonuses that are kind of wasted if you wait

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    The classic binding your fire button to mouse scroll up/down

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Feral wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Wait wait wait

    why are you saving it?

    you get a gun, and kasumi

    Until just recently, I thought it was like Lair of the Shadow Broker in that it was a separate storyline, and didn't affect the main game at all.
    Elendil wrote:
    I don't recommend using the Cain too much.

    I didn't mean the Cain, I got the name wrong. The sniper rifle I'm using is called the Widow.

    ooooh.

    Well, no, it's just another companion, and her loyalty mission. Which is a good one.

    Plus, she's always fun to talk to.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    the mattock is op imo

    my engineer is running the vindicator

    my soldiers always use the revenant

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    I would recommend doing lair of the shadow broker too

    it has a lot of nice bonuses that are kind of wasted if you wait

    Arrival is best saved until the very end, story impact-wise

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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    The classic binding your fire button to mouse scroll up/down

    This never occurred to me. Huh.

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote:
    This Amalur game is looking awesome

    might have to actually play that one.

    I didn't like it. The combat was button mashy, the story and setting appeared derivative, and the camera wasn't conducive towards looking around at the world and you're limited in your exploration (the minimap shows you the available paths, anything not on the path is just scenery).

    I would try the demo.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Just read the Wikia article on the Arc Projector.

    That sounds awesome.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    Eddy wrote:
    Japan is pretty incredibly racist...

    It's just less obvious because who ever heard of a minority in Japan?

    The Ainu would like to have a word.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    the mattock is op imo

    my engineer is running the vindicator

    my soldiers always use the revenant

    the Avenger is a better machinegun than the revenant

    I would love it to absolute death if it's "gimping" wasn't just insane inaccuracy, but that you had to deploy it

    and if it had some sort of sci-fi ammo belts because ammo belts are awesome

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    What a slow, boring Saturday. Literally nothing to do until the party tonight.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Actually I take that back about the combat being button mashy. It can be, but a few times I managed to do some cool things with the dodging and the shield that requires some thought and reaction finesse.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Elendil wrote:
    the mattock is op imo

    my engineer is running the vindicator

    my soldiers always use the revenant

    the Avenger is a better machinegun than the revenant

    I would love it to absolute death if it's "gimping" wasn't just insane inaccuracy, but that you had to deploy it

    and if it had some sort of sci-fi ammo belts because ammo belts are awesome
    i dunno

    i prefer machine guns that can actually kill things

    (avenger sux)
    (collector rifle sux)
    (geth pulse rifle sux)

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I say that mostly because I have used a real machinegun and fuck did I love that weapon

    also, you never feel more boss than when in uniform, with 100 rounds of ammunition in ammo belts around your neck, and a 1.2 metre machinegun on your shoulder

    wait, correction

    you never look more boss than that

    but you feel a lot more boss when you're firing it

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Elendil wrote:
    the mattock is op imo

    my engineer is running the vindicator

    my soldiers always use the revenant

    the Avenger is a better machinegun than the revenant

    I would love it to absolute death if it's "gimping" wasn't just insane inaccuracy, but that you had to deploy it

    and if it had some sort of sci-fi ammo belts because ammo belts are awesome
    i dunno

    i prefer machine guns that can actually kill things

    (avenger sux)
    (collector rifle sux)
    (geth pulse rifle sux)

    the revenant doesn't hit anything!

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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    Eddy wrote:
    Japan is pretty incredibly racist...

    It's just less obvious because who ever heard of a minority in Japan?

    The Ainu would like to have a word.

    Are they a real culture? I thought they were just a made up group for Shaman King

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Wash wrote:
    Kagera wrote:
    Winky wrote:
    Eddy wrote:
    Japan is pretty incredibly racist...

    It's just less obvious because who ever heard of a minority in Japan?

    The Ainu would like to have a word.

    Are they a real culture? I thought they were just a made up group for Shaman King

    in shogun 2 you can trade for iron with them

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Elendil wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Elendil wrote:
    the mattock is op imo

    my engineer is running the vindicator

    my soldiers always use the revenant

    the Avenger is a better machinegun than the revenant

    I would love it to absolute death if it's "gimping" wasn't just insane inaccuracy, but that you had to deploy it

    and if it had some sort of sci-fi ammo belts because ammo belts are awesome
    i dunno

    i prefer machine guns that can actually kill things

    (avenger sux)
    (collector rifle sux)
    (geth pulse rifle sux)

    the revenant doesn't hit anything!
    it does when i shoot it

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Elendil wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Elendil wrote:
    the mattock is op imo

    my engineer is running the vindicator

    my soldiers always use the revenant

    the Avenger is a better machinegun than the revenant

    I would love it to absolute death if it's "gimping" wasn't just insane inaccuracy, but that you had to deploy it

    and if it had some sort of sci-fi ammo belts because ammo belts are awesome
    i dunno

    i prefer machine guns that can actually kill things

    (avenger sux)
    (collector rifle sux)
    (geth pulse rifle sux)

    the revenant doesn't hit anything!
    it does when i shoot it

    well, it spews enough bullets to hit but like

    I feel I'm wasting like 90% of them when at range

    although, when doing my CHAAAAAARGE thing it's awesome

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    I've started playing Ocarina of Time yesterday. I'm really not impressed.

    Maybe I'm too old for video games.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    like there are two weapons in me2 i would feel like i could use without switching weapons

    they are the locust and revenant

    MATTOCK.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    like there are two weapons in me2 i would feel like i could use without switching weapons

    they are the locust and revenant

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Richy wrote:
    I've started playing Ocarina of Time yesterday. I'm really not impressed.

    Maybe I'm too old for video games.

    Play Majora's Mask.

    It's the same game tech-wise, but in a setting that has this delicious flavour about it.

    Seriously.

    EDIT: Also it's p dark, which I always love about a setting.

    Abdhyius on
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I played Majora's Mask first

    tried to play Ocarina of Time

    it felt like... the same game, only more "generic fantasy"-ish

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    I've started playing Ocarina of Time yesterday. I'm really not impressed.

    Maybe I'm too old for video games.

    Play Majora's Mask.

    It's the same game tech-wise, but in a setting that has this delicious flavour about it.

    Seriously.

    EDIT: Also it's p dark, which I always love about a setting.

    The tech is what bugs me the most. The 3D stuff is bad. Half the time I can't see what's in front of me, or I go forward but end up a little diagonal from where I wanted to be.

    2D Link to the Past was much easier and more fun to play.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Elendil wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Elendil wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Elendil wrote:
    the mattock is op imo

    my engineer is running the vindicator

    my soldiers always use the revenant

    the Avenger is a better machinegun than the revenant

    I would love it to absolute death if it's "gimping" wasn't just insane inaccuracy, but that you had to deploy it

    and if it had some sort of sci-fi ammo belts because ammo belts are awesome
    i dunno

    i prefer machine guns that can actually kill things

    (avenger sux)
    (collector rifle sux)
    (geth pulse rifle sux)

    the revenant doesn't hit anything!
    it does when i shoot it

    well, it spews enough bullets to hit but like

    I feel I'm wasting like 90% of them when at range

    although, when doing my CHAAAAAARGE thing it's awesome
    at long range you have the viper, a high quality weapon in and of itself
    at mid ranges it's accurate enough given the volume of rounds and the option of fire in bursts
    at short ranges it. fucks. everything.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Elendil wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Elendil wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Elendil wrote:
    the mattock is op imo

    my engineer is running the vindicator

    my soldiers always use the revenant

    the Avenger is a better machinegun than the revenant

    I would love it to absolute death if it's "gimping" wasn't just insane inaccuracy, but that you had to deploy it

    and if it had some sort of sci-fi ammo belts because ammo belts are awesome
    i dunno

    i prefer machine guns that can actually kill things

    (avenger sux)
    (collector rifle sux)
    (geth pulse rifle sux)

    the revenant doesn't hit anything!
    it does when i shoot it

    well, it spews enough bullets to hit but like

    I feel I'm wasting like 90% of them when at range

    although, when doing my CHAAAAAARGE thing it's awesome
    at long range you have the viper, a high quality weapon in and of itself
    at mid ranges it's accurate enough given the volume of rounds and the option of fire in bursts
    at short ranges it. fucks. everything.

    it may be good at mid ranges, as good as other assault rifles

    but I don't want it to be good

    I want it to be great

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Elendil wrote:
    like there are two weapons in me2 i would feel like i could use without switching weapons

    they are the locust and revenant

    MATTOCK.
    not enough boolets

    i can empty that thing in like three seconds

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