I have to take this traffic school course, because of a ticket I got due to "avoiding a red light". Ok, fine, whatever. It's online, at least I don't have to go hang out with some smelly losers. The letter says "It should take approximately 4 hours to complete." I'm thinking, whatever, it's online, I'm not clinically retarded, I'll breeze through it in no time.
Nope.
Every screen
every fucking screen
gets read to you audibly. You can't go to the next screen, until the audio finishes. The "continue" button doesn't activate until then. And the audio gets read in one of those "I am reading this as slow as I can and pronouncing every word as if my life depended on it" voices.
apparently, whilst flirting via the facebooks, I will keep talking and talking far past the time where I should be talking.
I used to do this all the time when I was meeting people on OKCupid.
I mean, when someone says they wish they could be where you are and you agree... but it's not possible to make that happen... that's kinda a good note to go out on.
But noooo, I gotta get mouthy.
I take it back. Stick in for the long haul, boys. She's coming over tomorrow!
And now she's coming for lunch, then going to work, then coming back after work. I am starting to get suspicious. This is going a little too well.
Psn:wazukki
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
and the latest story makes me think they are scraping the bottom of the barrel hard
its not even a story its just some guy ranting
how do we know hes even a tester?
he could just be creative
The one before last was good. I hoped this marked a turning point in the comic. It seems not.
Yeah, I actually laughed at the previous one. Now it's back to its regular us-vs-them-we're-not-even-really-joking style.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
I love it when I get my sails rigged right in this game. There's a friendly beep and this AUTO SAIL icon appears and I just whoosh through the ocean with my sailors doing all the work instead of me having to fiddle with the positions.
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truly sophie's choice
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Nope.
Every screen
every fucking screen
gets read to you audibly. You can't go to the next screen, until the audio finishes. The "continue" button doesn't activate until then. And the audio gets read in one of those "I am reading this as slow as I can and pronouncing every word as if my life depended on it" voices.
Put the cat in the hat. Then stick it in the machine.
sigh
sigh
my favorite cat was party cat, his hat was a lampshade.
i think if i punch a hole through my chest. i can reach my motivation reservoirs and pull some up to the surface again.
wish me luck.
they have the best personalities of any cat i've ever met
i loff them so
although it's not morning anymore
Bastion kept me up
plus, I had a really nice dream, so when I woke up at 11 I didn't want to stop dreaming so I went back into the dream until now
and it's quarter to 3 now
it was a really nice dream
two words: nude jacuzzi
The mechanics of lateen sails utterly defy me. I don't really get the physics behind how they work at all.
maybe i should buy myself lunch as a reward for not being a lazy piece of shit
and the latest story makes me think they are scraping the bottom of the barrel hard
its not even a story its just some guy ranting
how do we know hes even a tester?
he could just be creative
What have you done, echo
what have you doooooooone
The one before last was good. I hoped this marked a turning point in the comic. It seems not.
the basics of it is having your sail diagonal to the wind
the keel means that you don't get pushed diagonally, but mostly forwards
but I'm not 100% on lateen sails specifically
I'm not sure how "sharp" ie how close to facing the wind, they can sail
now they are becoming ever more invested in property
in London of all places
aaaaaaah
And now she's coming for lunch, then going to work, then coming back after work. I am starting to get suspicious. This is going a little too well.
Buying property in London? Would you like a sham marriage with no prenuptial agreement?
it will allow me to unveil my true dread pirate nature
for instance i can admit now that my favorite comic is
hmm, ok. these early ships are all fore-and-aft rigged and finding the right way to position them keeps eluding me.
you are a bad person
That fact is unARRRRRRRRRRRRguable.
what, do you prefer mARRRRRRRRRRRRRRmaduke
i will fight you
Yeah, I actually laughed at the previous one. Now it's back to its regular us-vs-them-we're-not-even-really-joking style.