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Dildo Island (REAL PLACE)

KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
edited February 2012 in Social Entropy++
So, as the title suggests, this is a thread that will be about us (social entropy++) taking our annual summer vacation together.
This year, as per our lottery in October, it has fallen to me to decide our vacation spot.
Over the last month during my leave of absence to take care of my dying mother (god rest her soul), I have been thinking of this as much as I can. Today, I have finally made my choice. It was difficult, and the decision process was long and hard.

Gentlefolks, I give you...
dildo-island.jpg

Dildo Island.

Located in Newfoundland, Canada, Dildo Island is also nearby the town of Dildo (Where we will be staying).

Here is some literature about the area we will be visiting

"The Dildo area has a long history, going as far back as 2000 BC when Maritime Archaic aboriginal people resided at Anderson's Cove. By 700 AD, people of the Dorset culture inhabited Dildo Island. In 1613, Henry Crout, whilst sailing up Dildo Arm, came in contact with the Beothuks, who were residing on Dildo Island at this time. He traded with them and left gifts. In 1711 the inhabitants of Trinity Bay were ordered by Governor Crow to leave their homes during the winter, to defend themselves against the French who burned their houses. Dildo Island was one of the places designated for this purpose. The town of Dildo was founded in the late 18th century and settled to exploit the abundance of marine resources such as fish (mostly cod), whales and seals.[6]"

Thanks wikipedia! This sounds like it could be a really informative trip for us.

Sign ups will be in this thread, please no one bring up the fact that Dildo is also the name for the peg used to lock an oar on a rowing boat; it's uninteresting and everyone already knows this.

Who is cumming to Dildo Island?
1. Kusuguttai

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    I can get behind this

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    sorry I mean

    I can get this in my behind

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    heh, long and hard

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    as of most things, the issue of going to dildo island is double-sided; sure it's an interesting place, but it's also in canada.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    also hail and hosannah kusu is back

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    T. J. Nutty Nub T. J. Nutty Nub Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    sorry I mean

    I can get this in my behind

    A whole island? Gotta see this

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    I can't wait to strap on a backpack and insert myself into the wilderness of Dildo Island

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I'm so glad to have you back, Kusu.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    #pipe wrote:
    I'm so glad to have you back, Kusu.
    please follow me on twitter i spent the last month doing nothing but trying to become a twitter celebrity

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    guys this is a fucking real place
    dildo island exists.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Kusu comes back, first thing he does is make a thread about Dildo Island

    Business as Usual.

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Hopefully Dildo will have many attractions to entertain you guys.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    Listen if you don't want to go to the phallus heaven that is Dildo Island, then you don't have to
    I long to frolic through the fields of Dildo Island

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    i was actually going to go to Twerk City but this is cool too i guess

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    It was between Dildo Island and Fleshlight Gorge

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Also you should add the fact that the people who originally charted the area intentionally called it Dildo island. Yes, dildos existed in the 18th century.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    dbrock270 wrote:
    Also you should add the fact that the people who originally charted the area intentionally called it Dildo island. Yes, dildos existed in the 18th century.

    The oldest known Dildo is 30,000 years old and made of siltstone

    even cavemen didn't know how pussy worked

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    take that ancestral humans 8-)

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Is there some literature to come to help us come to grips with Dildo Island or are we better off thrusting ourselves in headlong?

    #pipe on
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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    If you come to Newfoundland you guys should totally visit me!!

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Is there some literature to come to help us come to grips with Dildo Island or are we better off thrusting ourselves in headlong?

    pick a partner and explore with each other
    that's what dildo island is all about

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    oh hey kusu is unbanned.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    It was between Dildo Island and Fleshlight Gorge

    not even a contest

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    I wonder what sort of tourist attractions there are

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    yes i finally learned my lesson about getting infractions:
    if i get a minor infraction from a certain mod, i get banned for a month

    this has been a bitter joke by the kusu corp

    kusu corp! making your dreams come true

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    Beasteh wrote:
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    It was between Dildo Island and Fleshlight Gorge

    not even a contest

    fleshlight gorge seemed like it would get us into some sticky situations

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    2116xwn.jpg

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    I can't decide if I should go or not.

    Let me sit on it for a bit.

    broken image link
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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    fyi Dildo is pretty boring.

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Oh brilliant
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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    Tef wrote:
    Annual summer holidays? Ballot? Kusu?

    Will someone explain what's going on in here?

    no one tell him or her

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    Annual summer holidays? Ballot? Kusu?

    Will someone explain what's going on in here?

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    Taya wrote:
    fyi Dildo is pretty boring.

    yeah maybe for you
    you live so close to dildo island that the magic has worn off
    you need to lubricate your sense of whimsy

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Taya wrote:
    fyi Dildo is pretty boring.

    sounds like you're living in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Ball,_Pennsylvania

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I voted for lake titicaca, but oh well.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    Taya wrote:
    fyi Dildo is pretty boring.

    yeah maybe for you
    you live so close to dildo island that the magic has worn off
    you need to lubricate your sense of whimsy

    I've never been to Dildo Island, however.

    Consider my interest formally aroused.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    careful though it is an island
    you might get wet

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I wonder how many people follow @fart just because his handle is @fart

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    weedguy420boner

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