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Fire indeed hot.
Melding
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So, there i was going out to grill some burgers when something seems off. The grill is in the garage because it's cold as fuck out and last time it was windy as shit. so i flip the light switch, god damn smoke everywhere.
Being the ponderous type i put the food down on a bench, and open the lid. It was like staring into the maw of hell.
I grab the water bottle and attempt to open the lid and after only burning off some of the hairs on my hand start trying to put out the 18 inch tall flames.
So yeah, some first degree burns, and a some coughing my lungs out later, i cook some boss ass burgers.
Fire: Friend or Foe?
Discuss.
Being the ponderous type i put the food down on a bench, and open the lid. It was like staring into the maw of hell.
I grab the water bottle and attempt to open the lid and after only burning off some of the hairs on my hand start trying to put out the 18 inch tall flames.
So yeah, some first degree burns, and a some coughing my lungs out later, i cook some boss ass burgers.
Fire: Friend or Foe?
Discuss.
Melding on
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FIRE HURT!
NO LIKE FIRE!
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FIRE BAD
But those burgers were fucking awesome. completely worth it.
Also the grill is clean as shit, burned off all the fat and stuff.
you gotta woo it before you embrace it
Your godless ways will be the death of you.
Without it how would we get rid of such threats as Witches, Vampires and so on?
stabbing them?
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Build a bridge out of them?
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you're right
fire can be pretty douchey at times
fire still owes me fifty bucks and some eyebrows.
Witches aren't a race!
Vampires I will give you
Also Melding stabbing Vampires only does lethal damage, fire does aggravated
ugh don't you know anything
I did not expect you to take it literally
what kind of pizza?
but you said literally.
You said it was literally burning a hole in my pocket.
How..how was i supposed to take it?
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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Pepperoni.
I just ordered a MASTERWORK TRIPLE PEPPERONI PIZZA
Not a bad call. not a bad call at all.
Also tef, that's a pretty big fire.
Biggest one i ever was around is when we set my backyard on fire to clear out the growth.
Jesus.
...although we had two structure fires on that main route in the last six months, both less than half a mile from our firehall.
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You fucker, now I'm hungry, and all I have to eat is chewing gum
Don't swallow it or a watermelon will grow in your tummy.
you eat it all
On the other hand, for Trixie zeds, you want electricity. Fire just spreads the plague.
Why I fear the ocean.
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and the flamethrower is a fuck everything and trolls weapon.
though the lock on thing and missile launcher is handy.