It's common knowledge that Hitman 2 is the worst game of all time and that anyone who likes it is mentally crippled. For Child's Play this year, I'm auctioning off the ability to force me to do a let's play of this un-fucking-believably shithouse violation of every principle of design ever conceived. It's a pool bid, and every 100 dollars raised forces me to play another level of this turd. You'll notice that below it is a pool that forces me to raise the difficulty level, making it take longer. So you know. Enjoy that.
yeah, i'll donate. where do you want the money? is this the hitman with the bullshit ninja snipers who can see you though a blizzard and every creaking floorboard you step on? you'll fucking burst a blood vessel, tube. take your meds
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RentI'm always rightFuckin' deal with itRegistered Userregular
aight ill watch this and break my internal rule of "no watchin pa lps"
i honestly think an LP of a game from a guy who loves his hitman and knows his hitman and plays a lot of blood money could be super interesting, i hope you include lots of technical points on where the design sucks!
Link is in the OP. And yes, it's the one with the fucking Japan level with the creaky floorboards and ninja bullshit snipers. This is also the Hitman game where you can't use the run key. Ever.
Link is in the OP. And yes, it's the one with the fucking Japan level with the creaky floorboards and ninja bullshit snipers. This is also the Hitman game where you can't use the run key. Ever.
This thread reminds me that I need to install Blood Money on my new PC.
So, was Hitman 2 developed by a different crew or something?
Nope. Same people. Unless they're hiding the fact to piss off Tube.
Then again, these are the people who made Hitman: Codename 47 (also known as Hitman 1: Something happened somewhere, so this level be unfinishable yo), so it's not that surprising.
You can totally use stealth, but the grievous crime is this: if you try and use a katana, he swings it like he's using a golf club or a floor lamp.
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HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
What I remember is playing this and somehow an alarm goes off for some reason, but then you notice that you can just run around and shoot and you win instantly.
Ohmygod. This is big. BIG! I'm gonna have to borrow money from people to donate to this but dammit, I wanna be a part of the group that made Tube play Hitman 2, a great game in my mind. (I can say it in this thread right?)
Ohmygod. This is big. BIG! I'm gonna have to borrow money from people to donate to this but dammit, I wanna be a part of the group that made Tube play Hitman 2, a great game in my mind. (I can say it in this thread right?)
....maybe not. *uneasy looking around*
I am impressed by the donations so far for what is basically just a LP, albeit an unexpected one.
This is an incredible thing for a man to do for such a worthy cause.
... Tube, are you alright? You... you haven't been diagnosed with something terminal, have you man? 'Cause if so, there are less tortuous ways to end it all.
First they came for the Muslims, and we said NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
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Are you going to cheat? Because you should cheat. Just do like me and my friend did, get a cheat for invisibility, run around with a fire axe in the Russian Plaza level and axe-murder dudes while yelling about Gurlukovich, genomes, Outer Heaven or Metal Gear.
It's the only way you'll have fun, because playing Hitman 2 by Hitman 2's rules is not fun.
Are you going to cheat? Because you should cheat. Just do like me and my friend did, get a cheat for invisibility, run around with a fire axe in the Russian Plaza level and axe-murder dudes while yelling about Gurlukovich, genomes, Outer Heaven or Metal Gear.
It's the only way you'll have fun, because playing Hitman 2 by Hitman 2's rules is not fun.
Not fun is the point, Johnny.
If Tube has fun, the terrorists win. As does Hitman 2.
Sounds like a great idea, I'll see what I can donate.
I rented Hitman 2 like seven years ago and it was one of the shittiest games I've ever played.
And do you have a good Let's Play personality? Will you be one of the few and proud to makes a Let's Play not totally insufferable?
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edited February 2012
i really doubt this is gonna be a great, amazing lp (but hey it might, i know tube's like a hitman expert so...maybe? dunno), the main reason I'll watch it is the schadenfreude of watching tube play a game he hates to completion
in other news tube what's your recording setup gonna be/what software are you using for game capture/what mic/are you gonna record in hd/etc
ed: plus he's playin like 3 levels, going off of donations
So this is the game where a guard can notice that you're wearing the same uniform as him, carrying the same gun as him, and walking at a slightly brisk pace, go into alert, and then completely ignore you to wander off back on his patrol while everyone else in the building tries to kill you, right?
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with clothing being lost every time you die or one item per $1000 donated
surreality you have the best ideas
Good times, good times. I think I'm overdue for another play through myself, since I finished Contracts months ago.
just wear a disguise, geez.
So, was Hitman 2 developed by a different crew or something?
Nope. Same people. Unless they're hiding the fact to piss off Tube.
Then again, these are the people who made Hitman: Codename 47 (also known as Hitman 1: Something happened somewhere, so this level be unfinishable yo), so it's not that surprising.
where is the love
Surreality, why do you think he's playing Hitman 2?
....maybe not. *uneasy looking around*
I am impressed by the donations so far for what is basically just a LP, albeit an unexpected one.
... Tube, are you alright? You... you haven't been diagnosed with something terminal, have you man? 'Cause if so, there are less tortuous ways to end it all.
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#1 Contribute to Child's Play
#2 Hear Lewie P give explicit detail on why he hates this game and sate my curiocity
#3 Finally watch an LP
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It's the only way you'll have fun, because playing Hitman 2 by Hitman 2's rules is not fun.
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Hm, are we pitching ideas? That's actually a pretty good one.
Not fun is the point, Johnny.
If Tube has fun, the terrorists win. As does Hitman 2.
Why I fear the ocean.
No it isn't.
I rented Hitman 2 like seven years ago and it was one of the shittiest games I've ever played.
And do you have a good Let's Play personality? Will you be one of the few and proud to makes a Let's Play not totally insufferable?
in other news tube what's your recording setup gonna be/what software are you using for game capture/what mic/are you gonna record in hd/etc
ed: plus he's playin like 3 levels, going off of donations
this lp'll be like two updates long