which means I was even on calories last night, not over
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
They go in your mouth...
The only mystery about a date with you is why you just busted into the bedroom with a sheet cake and a raised eyebrow
If a lady did this to me, I'd grab her in a passionate embrace, knocking the cake to the floor. Then we'd fall to the ground together and roll in it, alternately making out and shoveling down the confection.
Donkey Kong on
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
Winky focus on a the specific point in the date where you think there was a connection. Now investigate that moment. Did you imagine it or really see it? Was it all in your head or not?
>: (
I'll just text her tomorrow, jerks.
Did you text her after the date? The "Thanks, I had fun!" text?
Is this necessary?
This strange to me, and if she actually did ditch me would seem really pathetic.
So what actually happened? I am bloody curious now.
Nothing interesting. It's just that we seemed to really hit it off for like an hour and then she was all "Gotta go home and study for an exam tomorrow" and she left. Couldn't tell if she just ditched me.
Winky focus on a the specific point in the date where you think there was a connection. Now investigate that moment. Did you imagine it or really see it? Was it all in your head or not?
>: (
I'll just text her tomorrow, jerks.
Did you text her after the date? The "Thanks, I had fun!" text?
Is this necessary?
This strange to me, and if she actually did ditch me would seem really pathetic.
So what actually happened? I am bloody curious now.
Nothing interesting. It's just that we seemed to really hit it off for like an hour and then she was all "Gotta go home and study for an exam tomorrow" and she left. Couldn't tell if she just ditched me.
Could be perfectly true. Just text her tomorrow. And don't worry too much about it.
I think I kind of did this to the girl I was working a project with today. We finished around 5 and she was headed one way and was heading the other way. And she was kind of got this sad look on her face as we parted.
Winky focus on a the specific point in the date where you think there was a connection. Now investigate that moment. Did you imagine it or really see it? Was it all in your head or not?
>: (
I'll just text her tomorrow, jerks.
Did you text her after the date? The "Thanks, I had fun!" text?
Is this necessary?
This strange to me, and if she actually did ditch me would seem really pathetic.
So what actually happened? I am bloody curious now.
Nothing interesting. It's just that we seemed to really hit it off for like an hour and then she was all "Gotta go home and study for an exam tomorrow" and she left. Couldn't tell if she just ditched me.
But tomorrow is President's Day.
Don't know if this is a joke, but I have school tomorrow.
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Hahahahaha, the scene where Kirk is reacting to the vaccine and keeps getting stabbed with needles is fucking amazing.
Winky focus on a the specific point in the date where you think there was a connection. Now investigate that moment. Did you imagine it or really see it? Was it all in your head or not?
>: (
I'll just text her tomorrow, jerks.
Did you text her after the date? The "Thanks, I had fun!" text?
Is this necessary?
This strange to me, and if she actually did ditch me would seem really pathetic.
So what actually happened? I am bloody curious now.
Nothing interesting. It's just that we seemed to really hit it off for like an hour and then she was all "Gotta go home and study for an exam tomorrow" and she left. Couldn't tell if she just ditched me.
But tomorrow is President's Day.
joking reply:
serious reply: not all schools close for president's day, viz., those america-hating private institutions
Eddy on
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I'm gonna start college again in like two weeks. I've been out of the system for a few years now, because I couldn't take the emotional stress I got there. It's starting to get to me that I don't feel I've made any progress in dealing with that situation, even though it's just normal by most people's standards.
I am going to be deliberating over whether this chick is into me or not all night.
That is, until I start doing something else and promptly forget about it.
But right now I'm going to be all neurotic about it.
You should send her about a million messages. And leave some voice mail. And make her a mix cd. And wish her good luck with her test. And send her a funny picture that made you think of her.
I'm gonna start college again in like two weeks. I've been out of the system for a few years now, because I couldn't take the emotional stress I got there. It's starting to get to me that I don't feel I've made any progress in dealing with that situation, even though it's just normal by most people's standards.
I am going to be deliberating over whether this chick is into me or not all night.
That is, until I start doing something else and promptly forget about it.
But right now I'm going to be all neurotic about it.
You should send her about a million messages. And leave some voice mail. And make her a mix cd. And wish her good luck with her test. And send her a funny picture that made you think of her.
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If a lady did this to me, I'd grab her in a passionate embrace, knocking the cake to the floor. Then we'd fall to the ground together and roll in it, alternately making out and shoveling down the confection.
I want a movie about Nikola Tesla and I want him to be played by david bowie.
Whoa! Wait a minute...
Pizza Hut? Gross.
I'm not convinced she doesn't like me, but she did bail really early : /
But tomorrow is President's Day.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
I'm gonna cry
I find it really hard to believe that anyone could become aroused in a Pizza Hut.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
Could be perfectly true. Just text her tomorrow. And don't worry too much about it.
I think I kind of did this to the girl I was working a project with today. We finished around 5 and she was headed one way and was heading the other way. And she was kind of got this sad look on her face as we parted.
Right!?
It's this whole level of meta-trolling.
I don't even know how to top that.
Don't know if this is a joke, but I have school tomorrow.
I really like this idea.
To be fair, I was aroused ahead of time.
joking reply:
serious reply: not all schools close for president's day, viz., those america-hating private institutions
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Some people get off on dark shit. I can kinda see it.
What happened?
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
i'll show you creepy and wierd
(they're the names of his testicles)
Assuming you're talking to me, no, I did not masturbate in a Pizza Hut.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I just bathed in the blood of a virgin walrus to secure a spot in university.
It has to be good for something.
Chuck E. Cheese's.
If you're waist-deep in the ball pit, nobody will be the wiser.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
Wank Burger
I've always loved the idea that if it hadn't gone down the way it did, Tesla would have brought about some sort of freaky free energy system.
But since a buck could be made it could not come to pass.
The only surprising part about this post is that you didn't fuck the walrus.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
I'm gonna start college again in like two weeks. I've been out of the system for a few years now, because I couldn't take the emotional stress I got there. It's starting to get to me that I don't feel I've made any progress in dealing with that situation, even though it's just normal by most people's standards.
Really? Because I think this is one of the dumbest parts of the movie.
im not a tramp
the TL;DR being:
Fucking capitalism.
You should send her about a million messages. And leave some voice mail. And make her a mix cd. And wish her good luck with her test. And send her a funny picture that made you think of her.
Are you being treated for anxiety?
If it were truly possible and not a technological dead end, surely someone would have produced it by now?
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Only if the picture features cats.