The first time I sailed solo past the sight of land, I was in awe of how empty things were. How very alone I was at that moment. That was my first thought. My second thought is that if I decided to go without pants then no one would see or care. My third thought was that was a good way to get sunburned.
Don't underestimate satellites
I would be more worried about a sub at periscope depth.
Feral that picture is both goofy and fucking terrifying.
My dad used to go into paranoia mode once in a while about criminals. Like, he'd hear or see something in the backyard and he'd tell me and my mom to go hide in a room while he'd go into the back with his gun because there might be somebody sneaking about!
99% of the time, it was nothing, 1% of the time it was a stray dog. Sometimes he'd shoot the dog if he thought the dog was a threat to our animals.
I think when I was a kid, my brain developed this idea that there could be a creepy scary thing in the backyard at any time! and it didn't matter much whether that scary thing was a criminal or an alien.
What about a criminal alien?
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
I love looking out and seeing an uncluttered room.
Having a shitload of gear was cool, but actually being able to use your gear is cooler.
What if my special talent is not being especially talented
Don't worry you'll suddenly discover that you have an amazing special talent that you were born with and that you never practiced or even knew that you had and you'll save the telethon
What if my special talent is not being especially talented
Don't worry you'll suddenly discover that you have an amazing special talent that you were born with and that you never practiced or even knew that you had and you'll save the telethon
But first he has to accept that he's a very manly muppet.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Anyone else get these vague paranoia filled ads on tv from News America that were funded by "trusted wealthy person who has had correct predictions before"? They're very annoying and slightly scary in that they're appealing to the crazy population deliberately.
What if my special talent is not being especially talented
Don't worry you'll suddenly discover that you have an amazing special talent that you were born with and that you never practiced or even knew that you had and you'll save the telethon
But first he has to accept that he's a very manly muppet.
this sounds like commie muppet talk
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
Anyone else get these vague paranoia filled ads on tv from News America that were funded by "trusted wealthy person who has had correct predictions before"? They're very annoying and slightly scary in that they're appealing to the crazy population deliberately.
Yeah I have had to look those ads up and explain why the guy is a loon to a few people I never thought would fall for that stuff
Also, they just did an anniversary edition of those Scary Story books, and got rid of all of the awesome pictures, and ceased publication of the old ones. Such fucking bullshit.
That is terrible! I need to get copies of the old ones before they become collector's items and cost a fortune.
Every single review is one star, complaining about the loss of the incredible illustrations.
Those are just the previewed reviews.
It's actually 70 5-star reviews to only 25 1-star reviews. However, I looked through the 5-star reviews, and most of them talk about how awesome the old illustrations are, not even mentioning the new ones.
Also, the old ones are already going for ridiculous amounts of money on E-Bay.
Does everybody remember some book from childhood that creeped them out?
I had a creepy book when I was a kid, too.
It was one of those 'unsolved mysteries' books that was about ghosts and aliens and demonic possession and spontaneous combustion and other X-Files-ish stuff.
Communion scared the absolute shit out of me when I was young.
Before that, there was some story I read where a huge dead finger comes out of a chest or something... I just have the image of the pale dead finger with a claw, a giant thing reaching out of a chest way too small to hold whatever body that finger is attached to. Blargh!
In my favorite anime, there is a shot of a kid who realizes he is no longer in Kansas anymore when he hangs around outside and sees a GIANT BLOATED SUN ON THE EARLY STAGES OF NOVA
It left quite an impression.
B:L on
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
"Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by,
For you may be the next one to die.
They wrap you up in a big white sheet
From your head down to your feet.
They put you in a big black box
And cover you up with dirt and rocks.
All goes well for about a week,
Then your coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle in your snout,
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.
A big green worm with rolling eyes
Crawls in your stomach and out our eyes.
Your stomach turns a slimy green,
And pus pours out like whipping cream.
You'll spread it on a slice of bread,
And this is what you eat when you are dead."
IT TOOK ME 20 YEARS TO FORGET THAT.
GODDAMN YOU
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I used to love all that dark, surrealistic art back in the day. When I worked at the bookstore, I'd buy pretty much anything Morpheus published. I was way into Yerka and Beksinski. Sadly, most of those books didn't survive college.
Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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Semi-rural places terrify me. Like, I'm fine with being in a forest or something. But the margins of suburban towns, where CLEARLY all the crazy skin-wearing rapists hide? Jaysus, I'll take fucking bed-stuy in the 80's at night over that shit.
TehSlothHit Or MissI Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered Userregular
The most frightening thing I remember from being a little kid was the great movie ride at disney world. I assume they have a similar one at land and most of the others, but the idea is that you go are in this little car thing and you go through all these kind of sets that represent different genre of films, and there's a person like, driving the car and narrating stuff for you.
Anyways, everything's all well and good until you get into the sort of James Cagney era gangster flicks and you come to this scene where there's supposed to be this bank robbery or something, and there's a police shootout. Anyway, some actor dressed like a 20s gangster comes out and hijacks your car with a big tommy gun looking cap gun. It's awful, and anytime I went to disney world with my family I always got to hear about how when I was little whenever we went on it when the mob guy came and took over I'd always be freaked out and curled up on the ground and bawling.
Holy crap rosetta stone just throws you right into the fucking deep end.
I did the first lesson today and like, having studied japanese before, being enrolled in a japanese class currently, and studying on my own time I could barely keep up with it.
What an awful way to start.
I heard Rosetta sucks for Japanese.
It seems really bad, it feels like they are trying to teach me japanese like it is spanish. It's all ass backwards.
But it is free so I shall give it at least a few more tries.
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Also, they just did an anniversary edition of those Scary Story books, and got rid of all of the awesome pictures, and ceased publication of the old ones. Such fucking bullshit.
That is terrible! I need to get copies of the old ones before they become collector's items and cost a fortune.
Every single review is one star, complaining about the loss of the incredible illustrations.
Those are just the previewed reviews.
It's actually 70 5-star reviews to only 25 1-star reviews. However, I looked through the 5-star reviews, and most of them talk about how awesome the old illustrations are, not even mentioning the new ones.
Also, the old ones are already going for ridiculous amounts of money on E-Bay.
Amazon uses the same reviews for reprints and new editions. None of the 3+ star reviews that I saw were for the new edition.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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Semi-rural places terrify me. Like, I'm fine with being in a forest or something. But the margins of suburban towns, where CLEARLY all the crazy skin-wearing rapists hide? Jaysus, I'll take fucking bed-stuy in the 80's at night over that shit.
Last House on the Left imbued me with a similar fear.
Semi-rural places terrify me. Like, I'm fine with being in a forest or something. But the margins of suburban towns, where CLEARLY all the crazy skin-wearing rapists hide? Jaysus, I'll take fucking bed-stuy in the 80's at night over that shit.
Gonna have you visit my home town of 1500 and make ghost noises the whole time.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
The most frightening thing I remember from being a little kid was the great movie ride at disney world. I assume they have a similar one at land and most of the others, but the idea is that you go are in this little car thing and you go through all these kind of sets that represent different genre of films, and there's a person like, driving the car and narrating stuff for you.
Anyways, everything's all well and good until you get into the sort of James Cagney era gangster flicks and you come to this scene where there's supposed to be this bank robbery or something, and there's a police shootout. Anyway, some actor dressed like a 20s gangster comes out and hijacks your car with a big tommy gun looking cap gun. It's awful, and anytime I went to disney world with my family I always got to hear about how when I was little whenever we went on it when the mob guy came and took over I'd always be freaked out and curled up on the ground and bawling.
The most frightening thing I remember from being a little kid was the great movie ride at disney world. I assume they have a similar one at land and most of the others, but the idea is that you go are in this little car thing and you go through all these kind of sets that represent different genre of films, and there's a person like, driving the car and narrating stuff for you.
Anyways, everything's all well and good until you get into the sort of James Cagney era gangster flicks and you come to this scene where there's supposed to be this bank robbery or something, and there's a police shootout. Anyway, some actor dressed like a 20s gangster comes out and hijacks your car with a big tommy gun looking cap gun. It's awful, and anytime I went to disney world with my family I always got to hear about how when I was little whenever we went on it when the mob guy came and took over I'd always be freaked out and curled up on the ground and bawling.
Ha, I thought that part was awesome. Doesn't he shoot his tommy gun at aliens in the sci-fi section and then get iced in the mummy section after trying to steal some cursed jewel?
Also, they just did an anniversary edition of those Scary Story books, and got rid of all of the awesome pictures, and ceased publication of the old ones. Such fucking bullshit.
That is terrible! I need to get copies of the old ones before they become collector's items and cost a fortune.
Every single review is one star, complaining about the loss of the incredible illustrations.
Those are just the previewed reviews.
It's actually 70 5-star reviews to only 25 1-star reviews. However, I looked through the 5-star reviews, and most of them talk about how awesome the old illustrations are, not even mentioning the new ones.
Also, the old ones are already going for ridiculous amounts of money on E-Bay.
Amazon uses the same reviews for reprints and new editions. None of the 3+ star reviews that I saw were for the new edition.
Does everybody remember some book from childhood that creeped them out?
I had a creepy book when I was a kid, too.
It was one of those 'unsolved mysteries' books that was about ghosts and aliens and demonic possession and spontaneous combustion and other X-Files-ish stuff.
Communion scared the absolute shit out of me when I was young.
Before that, there was some story I read where a huge dead finger comes out of a chest or something... I just have the image of the pale dead finger with a claw, a giant thing reaching out of a chest way too small to hold whatever body that finger is attached to. Blargh!
For a second I thought you meant you were scared of holy communion
The thought of eating a wafer and that wafer morphing into Jesus and Jesus body parts clawing out of your body is pretty scary
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They aren't any better in bed then sane women.
Basically.
Like, I'll raft over the most insane bullshit you care to throw at me (because I'm dumb), but I'd be pretty uncomfortable sailing on the open ocean.
I would be more worried about a sub at periscope depth.
What about a criminal alien?
Having a shitload of gear was cool, but actually being able to use your gear is cooler.
What'd she order?
Dat fish fillet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HECa3bAFAYk
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
maybe it's the sense of exposure. it's like the eye of fuckin' Sauron up there looking down at you.
But first he has to accept that he's a very manly muppet.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
this sounds like commie muppet talk
Yeah I have had to look those ads up and explain why the guy is a loon to a few people I never thought would fall for that stuff
It's actually 70 5-star reviews to only 25 1-star reviews. However, I looked through the 5-star reviews, and most of them talk about how awesome the old illustrations are, not even mentioning the new ones.
Also, the old ones are already going for ridiculous amounts of money on E-Bay.
Communion scared the absolute shit out of me when I was young.
Before that, there was some story I read where a huge dead finger comes out of a chest or something... I just have the image of the pale dead finger with a claw, a giant thing reaching out of a chest way too small to hold whatever body that finger is attached to. Blargh!
It left quite an impression.
That is how the crazy gene spreads.
six foot
seven foot
eight foot
punch
Daylight come and me wan' go home.
IT TOOK ME 20 YEARS TO FORGET THAT.
GODDAMN YOU
Anyways, everything's all well and good until you get into the sort of James Cagney era gangster flicks and you come to this scene where there's supposed to be this bank robbery or something, and there's a police shootout. Anyway, some actor dressed like a 20s gangster comes out and hijacks your car with a big tommy gun looking cap gun. It's awful, and anytime I went to disney world with my family I always got to hear about how when I was little whenever we went on it when the mob guy came and took over I'd always be freaked out and curled up on the ground and bawling.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
It seems really bad, it feels like they are trying to teach me japanese like it is spanish. It's all ass backwards.
But it is free so I shall give it at least a few more tries.
Sup blood.
Foreshadowed how?
Amazon uses the same reviews for reprints and new editions. None of the 3+ star reviews that I saw were for the new edition.
Last House on the Left imbued me with a similar fear.
work is in a tizzy because the board and the ceo and whatnot are going to be here tomorrow
Gonna have you visit my home town of 1500 and make ghost noises the whole time.
Isn't that the ride that had the ALIEN??
Ha, I thought that part was awesome. Doesn't he shoot his tommy gun at aliens in the sci-fi section and then get iced in the mummy section after trying to steal some cursed jewel?
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
A DS game.
The thought of eating a wafer and that wafer morphing into Jesus and Jesus body parts clawing out of your body is pretty scary