well, surviving a knife-wielding-iranian notwithstanding (and we've all been there, brah)... i think a pathological attraction to 'crazy' girls might be a form of mild retardation
My worst bug story was having a little gnat or fly or something fly inside my ear when I was 10 or so. God it was the most awful thing ever. Finally had to drown the bastard with alcohol. So much
Stung by a bee, on the tip of my tongue, on the way out the door to pick up a girl.
How do you tell a girl that you can't talk because your tongue is swollen, and not sound like you just make up the worst excuse in history?
My worst bug story was having a little gnat or fly or something fly inside my ear when I was 10 or so. God it was the most awful thing ever. Finally had to drown the bastard with alcohol. So much
Stung by a bee, on the tip of my tongue, on the way out the door to pick up a girl.
How do you tell a girl that you can't talk because your tongue is swollen, and not sound like you just make up the worst excuse in history?
When the Derelict reaper was revealed - God, what a cool place. An ancient evil derelict in the athmosphere of a brown dwarf! - I squeed with joy
they foreshadowed that thing in such a cool way in ME1
Foreshadowed how?
There was a random planet which was the moon of a planet, or had a moon, don't know which, that had a huge scar across the face of it, created by a grazing shot from a extremely big and powerful mass driver. What it was shooting at or why was unknown. Until ME2.
She intends to fuck a lot on it, and she dresses in slutty bedroom play outfits a lot...
but their life is weird and awkward and they don't really have all that much sex because despite them being very attractive young people in love, they get awkward and goofy when it comes to the sexing and end up injuring each other or turning each other off more than actually doing it.
The show is so unrealistic that it burns.
I feel bad for the supporting cast on that show. They do a decent job but the material is weak as a fuck and Whitney just isn't funny.
i think they gave it a contract for a couple more years after like 4 episodes. could be mistaken.
Impressive. Although as someone who lost 100 pounds and then promptly put it back on again I'd like to hear less "I lost x pounds!" and more "I got to my goal weight and stayed there for x years!" Because keeping the weight off is the hard part!
My worst bug story was having a little gnat or fly or something fly inside my ear when I was 10 or so. God it was the most awful thing ever. Finally had to drown the bastard with alcohol. So much
Worst for me was when I was 12 I was in my parents car in the front seat as we went to pick my sister up from a friends place. We had a sunroof in the car and when we parked a bee managed to fly in. We lost sight of it and thought it had flown out so I leaned back in the seat and felt a sharp pinch. I jolted forward and then felt another pinch. The bee had flown down the back of my shirt and had somehow managed to sting me twice and still hadn't lost it's stinger. My mother grabbed a towel and got it out but I had a sore back for a couple of days. Thankfully I wasn't allergic.
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Stung by a bee, on the tip of my tongue, on the way out the door to pick up a girl.
How do you tell a girl that you can't talk because your tongue is swollen, and not sound like you just make up the worst excuse in history?
...WHICH IS PRECISELY WHY YOU SHOULD FIGHT HIM.
Like this:
"Thorry, mah tung ith toh thowllen toh thee you."
also one time i left out a coke for too long and took a sip and got a mouthful of roach
mine is too
I will go home at like 3p and then get on the call when it starts
Actually I was here first, just barely
...
actually, y'know, you're right.
hell, every girl who's been into me has had something big wrong with them.
Scorpions would be preferable
4reelz
but now I just want to rub sand in your dead little eyes
"No! That's why we hrm they lost! Lack of science!"
shut up
fight organichu
(to the death)
Ooh not so fancy with your endoskeleton now, are you?
anyway, while i was playing a bee stung me on my wrist. i'm p allergic, and it swelled up grotesquely. i had to go to the hospital.
Worst for me was when I was 12 I was in my parents car in the front seat as we went to pick my sister up from a friends place. We had a sunroof in the car and when we parked a bee managed to fly in. We lost sight of it and thought it had flown out so I leaned back in the seat and felt a sharp pinch. I jolted forward and then felt another pinch. The bee had flown down the back of my shirt and had somehow managed to sting me twice and still hadn't lost it's stinger. My mother grabbed a towel and got it out but I had a sore back for a couple of days. Thankfully I wasn't allergic.
I used to hate and fear bees and then I learned that I can thank them for many of the delicious things I like to eat.
:bz ten
The bee's dying words:
Tell
Gary
I won
i aint skeered of no bugs
i always kill the spiders in our apartment
and i totally had a lizard one time and i always fed him crickets without even flinching once
Boo! Get off the stage!
wasps, on the other hand
they bite you, and then they sting in a circle around the bite
those dicks
they were like, LOOK AT OUR HOME
and I was like, EAT CHEMICAL DEATH
*sprays nest, squeals, runs inside, peeks out through blinds*
It is pretty damn cool.