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[Wiz-War Tournament] Game 1 - This war is over (Moleface wins!)

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Gnome artadius runs over to the portal. "That werewolf couldn't have gotten far", he thinks to himself. He sticks his head through the portal and catches a glimpse of the Werewolf moleface running around a corner. Gnome artadius throws a fireball and summons the strength of Angelina Jolie to curve it around the corner.

    Weirdly, he didn't hear a howl or a any kind of fire explosion...



    actual orders:
    Lose one charge on gnome form.
    I'll move 2 to A7
    Cast Fireball
    Fireball | Attack | LOS | Instant | Fire : Searing flames inflict 5 magical fire damage to target object or wizard.
    using Around the Corner at Yellow.
    Around the Corner | Neutral | Any | Instant | Aim one target LOS spell you cast around one corner (90 or 180)
    Counter by Yellow
    Absorb Spell | Counter | Any | Instant | Cancel 1 target spell being cast. Then take the canceled spell card and add it to your hand. Discard any Magic cards used to boost the canceled spell
    Draw 2 cards.

    updated map and players:
    Game1-16.png
    Darian
    VP - 1
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Booby Trap

    GoodOmens
    VP - 1
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand - 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush
    Create Wall

    Gnome artadius
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 4
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Gnome Form | Neutral/Counter | Temporary (2 energy left) | Transform yourself into a gnome. Your base move is now 2. Roll a die each time you are attacked, on a roll of 1 or 2 you evade the attack. You may cast this spell as a counter when attacked.

    Werewolf moleface <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 10
    Cards in Hand- 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Werewolf Form | Neutral | Permanent | Transform yourself or target creature into a werewolf. Its base move is now 4. A werefwolf's punches inflict physical damage equal to the result of a die roll. Werewolves can only cast counter spells.

    Werewolf moleface turns around just in time to absorb a fireball spell. "That pesky gnome..."

    ObiFett on
  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    Gnome artadius throws a fireball and summons the strength of Angelina Jolie to curve it around the corner

    Dammit I had liquid in my mouth, you bastard. :lol:

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    So he's now a werewolf with a fireball. Great. Just great.

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    Well, once he tries to use the fireball he'll no longer be a werewolf. So there's that, at least.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Unless he turns into a wolf that breathes fireballs and everytime he barks he shoots fireballs at you.

    Then heaven help us all.

  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    A magic absorbing, fireball breathing werewolf isn't that threatening, is it?

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  • artadiusartadius Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Oh, I got more for you, wolf. This gnome's a packin. You'll run out of counters eventually. Just remember, you threw the first stone.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Werewolf moleface runs through the portal that fireball came barreling out, intent on showing that gnome who's boss. As Werewolf moleface exits the portal, however, he unexpectedly trips on the gnome that hasn't moved since the last attack. The surprise causes Werewolf moleface to lose control of his transformation and he reverts back to a human. Unclothed and really angry, Naked moleface summons a giant Mallet ( :winky: ) and swings it at the Gnome artadius. Not used to his inferior strength yet, the swing goes wide and the gnome hops out of the way. "Damn ELUSIVE GREEN MIDGET!", Naked moleface yells at his foe.

    actual orders:
    Move to B7
    Drop werewolf form
    Play whack-a-gnome by casting Ka-Bong! on ELUSIVE GREEN MIDGET
    Ka-Bong! | Attack | Adjacent | Instant | Momentarily create a heavy mallet to strike target object or wizard for 4 physical damage. If a wizard is damaged by this attack he becomes stunned for 1 turn
    (Roll for gnome evasion: 2)
    Discard nothing
    Draw 2 cards

    updated map and players:
    Game1-17.png
    Darian <- Current Turn
    VP - 1
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Booby Trap

    GoodOmens
    VP - 1
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand - 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush
    Create Wall

    Gnome artadius
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 4
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Gnome Form | Neutral/Counter | Temporary (2 energy left) | Transform yourself into a gnome. Your base move is now 2. Roll a die each time you are attacked, on a roll of 1 or 2 you evade the attack. You may cast this spell as a counter when attacked.

    Naked moleface
    VP - 0
    Life - 10
    Cards in Hand- 7
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Green Treasure

    Darian thinks to himself, "One down, one more to go."

    ObiFett on
  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    Orders in. Boring orders.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Darian decides his concentration could be better used elsewhere and lets the Booby Trap spell dissolve. He hears someone screaming about a gnome and instantly gets angry. "I hate gnomes!" Darian yells as he sends a Dispel towards the transformed gnome. He has a feeling that it didn't work.

    actual orders:
    Move to F2
    Release the Booby Trap from my concentration,
    Dispel the Gnome Form
    Dispel | Neutral | Any | Instant | End 1 target non-instant spell as well as any spells affecting that spell
    Green counters with Negate Neutral
    Draw 2 cards

    updated map and players:
    Game1-18.png
    Darian
    VP - 1
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand- 7
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:

    GoodOmens <- Current Turn
    VP - 1
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand - 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush
    Create Wall

    artadius
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 3
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Gnome Form | Neutral/Counter | Temporary (2 energy left) | Transform yourself into a gnome. Your base move is now 2. Roll a die each time you are attacked, on a roll of 1 or 2 you evade the attack. You may cast this spell as a counter when attacked.

    Naked moleface
    VP - 0
    Life - 10
    Cards in Hand- 7
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Green Treasure


    GoodOmens knows his work isn't done yet...

    ObiFett on
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    I missed a counter- spell order in this game. artadius is still a gnome, he had negate neutral queued up and I missed it. I'll get it changed in the morning.

    ObiFett on
  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Orders in. You thought yours were boring, Darian?

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    Seems yours are so boring that the host couldn't bear to resolve them for us.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Yup, they were so boring I feel asleep while reading them
    I'm getting to them, sheesh. :D

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    GoodOmens goes looking for more trouble and tries to think of his best spells learned from the academy, forgetting to keep up his wall spell in the process

    actual orders:
    Move Up, Up, Left to F6.
    Release the Wall spell.
    Discard Around the Corner
    Draw 2 cards.

    updated map and players:
    Game1-19.png
    Darian
    VP - 1
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand- 7
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:

    GoodOmens
    VP - 1
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand - 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush

    Gnome artadius <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 3
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Gnome Form | Neutral/Counter | Temporary (2 energy left) | Transform yourself into a gnome. Your base move is now 2. Roll a die each time you are attacked, on a roll of 1 or 2 you evade the attack. You may cast this spell as a counter when attacked.

    Naked moleface
    VP - 0
    Life - 10
    Cards in Hand- 7
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Green Treasure

    Gnome artadius absolutely loves being a gnome, his wang finally looks proportional to the rest of his body...

    ObiFett on
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Gnome artadius drops the gnome form hoping that everything stays proportional. Even though he isnt a gnome, he decides he can still be mischevious and rotates the green sector. "Hopefully that annoyed someone" he thinks as he boosts his way into an empty zone.

    actual orders:
    Drop Gnome form
    Use Glue to boost my speed to 6
    Green sector 90 degrees clockwise
    Rotate Sector | Neutral | Any | Instant | Rotate target sector board by 90 or 180 in any direction
    Move to D4 via W, W, S, S, W, S
    Draw 2 cards

    updated map and players:
    Game1-20.png
    Darian
    VP - 1
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand- 7
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:

    GoodOmens
    VP - 1
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand - 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush

    shrinkage artadius
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 3
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:

    Naked moleface <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 10
    Cards in Hand- 7
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Green Treasure

    Naked moleface is happy that gnome is finally gone

  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Just to confirm...is there something on the edge between B6 and C6, or is it just because of the board graphics?

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    That's just the board graphics. It's the gold on the ground spilling out of the treasure.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Naked moleface eats a nearby wall to regain strength then lets lose his master plan. He drops off the treasure he is holding, barely paying attention to the booming voice saying "YELLOW HAS BEEN AWARDED A VICTORY POINT!!" as he simultaneously mental forcepushes blue away and rides the wind (in an enclosed maze) through his door and all the way to steal the red treasure on Blue's glyph.

    The booming voice echoes throughout the maze again, "BLUE HAS HAD A VICTORY POINT TAKEN AWAY!!!"


    actual orders:
    Wallivore on B7:C7 for noms and gain 2 life
    Wallivore | Neutral | Adjacent | Instant | Eat 1 stone wall. The devoured wall is destroyed and then you gain 2 life.
    Move to C7
    Drop treasure and trigger LOUD BOOMING VOICE
    Cast: Mental Force on BLUE. Move them to H5 (left - down - down)
    Mental Force | Attack | Any | Instant | Force target wizard to move up to a number of squares equal to this spell's energy plus 3. The target moves as normal, per your direction
    Cast Windrider to move to H7
    Windrider | Neutral | Self | Instant | Move in a straight line (not diagonally) as far as you like, ignoring any objects (except walls, doors and stone blocks) while moving. You suffer the effects of any objects in the square where you end this move. Moving this way costs 0 movement points
    Pick up red treasure
    Discard nothing
    Draw 2 cards

    updated map and players:
    Game1-21.png

    Darian<- Current Turn
    VP - 1
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand- 7
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:

    GoodOmens
    VP - 0
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand - 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush

    shrinkage artadius
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 3
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:

    Naked moleface
    VP - 1
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Darian feels the momentum shift very unexpectedly

    ObiFett on
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    !

    Could really use one of those windriders my way.

    Bedlam on
  • artadiusartadius Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    I cannot help in stopping Yellow on my next turn so Blue and Red are going to have to deal with him. All he needs is a way to boost to five movement to win.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that was a crazy turn. Well done, moleface

  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Well, that sucked. Moleface is gonna face consequences and repercussions.

    GoodOmens on
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  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    Those are the best kinds of sequences and percussions. Let' see what you got :)

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    moleface wrote: »
    Those are the best kinds of sequences and percussions. Let' see what you got :)
    A++ post :^:

  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Moleface is gonna get got! He's going one-on-one with THA UNDATAKAH! I'm about to go medieval on his ass!

    Or, hopefully, someone with an actual useful attack will do that.

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  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    GoodOmens wrote: »
    Moleface is gonna get got! He's going one-on-one with THA UNDATAKAH! I'm about to go medieval on his ass!

    Not worried, it's all about the game and how you play it

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  • DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    Orders in; doing what I can.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Darian knows he has to do something to stop yellow from getting that treasure back to yellow's glyph. With blue suddenly in front of him and probably thinking the same thing, Darian boosts in the opposite direction through a portal looking for a way to flank and it puts him face to face with the yellow glyph and the yellow door in the distance.

    "Perfect", Darian says to himself. He astrally projects himself giving him just enough time to lay down a stone block right in front of the yellow door.


    actual orders:
    Discard Pick Lock to boost movement by 3
    Move through the portal at J2 to B7
    Use Astral Projection to play a spell as if I were at E7
    Astral Projection | Neutral | Any | Instant | Choose 1 empty square within 3 squares of you (ignoring walls and other objects, but not counting diagonally) and cast 1 target spell as though you were in that square
    Create a Stone Block at E7
    Stone Block | Neutral | LOS | Permanent | Creation : Create a solid stone block in 1 empty square. The stone block completely fills the square, blocking LOS and movement through the square. This block takes 8 cracks to destroy and is not a wall.
    Draw 2 cards

    updated map and players:
    Game1-22.png

    Darian
    VP - 1
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Stone Block

    GoodOmens <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand - 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush

    shrinkage artadius
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 3
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:

    Naked moleface
    VP - 1
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    GoodOmens heads towards the thief that just stole his VP

  • molefacemoleface Registered User regular
    Hrmph that is rather inconvenient

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Let's see if I can make your life more interesting.

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  • GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    Orders in, and I get to be Professor X and the Juggernaut in a single turn.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    GoodOmens puts his fingers to his temple and forces yellow to move past him. Then he turns himself into a Big Man to prevent yellow from getting by.

    I'm the Ogre, bitch!"


    actual orders:
    Move Up, Up, Right to F6.
    Put on Cerebro, put my fingers against my temples.
    Cast Mental Force on Yellow.
    Mental Force | Attack | Any | Instant | Force target wizard to move up to a number of squares equal to this spell's energy plus 3. The target moves as normal, per your direction
    Move Yellow Up, Up, Left Left to F5.
    Cast Big Man Form.
    Big Man Form | Neutral | Self/LOS | Temporary (1 energy left)| Transform yourself or target creature into a big man. A big man's base move is 3, and he fills the entire square he's in, blocking LOS. No one can move past him or enter his square. When he moves, a big man pushes wizards or creatures (not objects) down the corridor in front of him. At intersections, pushed wizards and creatures choose which directions to move. A big man punches for 3 damage.
    Draw 2 cards 1 card

    updated map and players:
    Game1-23.png

    Darian
    VP - 1
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Stone Block

    GoodOmens
    VP - 0
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand - 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush
    Big Man Form | Neutral | Self/LOS | Temporary (1 energy left)| Transform yourself or target creature into a big man. A big man's base move is 3, and he fills the entire square he's in, blocking LOS. No one can move past him or enter his square. When he moves, a big man pushes wizards or creatures (not objects) down the corridor in front of him. At intersections, pushed wizards and creatures choose which directions to move. A big man punches for 3 damage.

    shrinkage artadius <- Current Turn
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 3
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:

    Naked moleface
    VP - 1
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Shrinkaged artadius wonders if he should pile on the naked, previously robed in yellow, wizard just to be sure that guy can't get his second victory point.

    ObiFett on
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Wondering why they call it Big Man instead of Giant or Troll or any other very large humanoid creature.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Same here. Its a very weird thing to call that transformation.

    Its got to have something to do with the original game's card names.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Shrinkaged artadius takes a peek into the mind of the wizard that must be in the lead. He likes what he sees in moleface's mind, so he steals some of the ideas and leave a hole in his wake. Full of good ideas now, shrinkaged artadius, boosts off to the nearest treasure and picks it up.

    The booming voice returns "RED has lost a VICTORY POINT!!"


    actual orders:
    cast Thought Steal to look at Yellow's hand
    Thought Steal | Attack | Any | Instant | Look at target wizard's hand of cards. Take up to 2 cards of your choice from the target's hand and then discard back down to your maximum hand size. Maintained spells and carried items cannot be affected by this spell.
    Take [REDACTED]
    Use my Energy(4) card to boost my speed to 7
    Move S, W, N, N, W to Red's Home and
    pick up the Blue chest.

    updated map and players:
    Game1-24.png

    Darian
    VP - 0
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Stone Block

    GoodOmens
    VP - 0
    Life - 15
    Cards in Hand - 5
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Rose Bush
    Big Man Form | Neutral | Self/LOS | Temporary (1 energy left)| Transform yourself or target creature into a big man. A big man's base move is 3, and he fills the entire square he's in, blocking LOS. No one can move past him or enter his square. When he moves, a big man pushes wizards or creatures (not objects) down the corridor in front of him. At intersections, pushed wizards and creatures choose which directions to move. A big man punches for 3 damage.

    shrinkage artadius
    VP - 0
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 4
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Naked moleface <- Current Turn
    VP - 1
    Life - 12
    Cards in Hand- 6
    Sustained Spells/Held Items:
    Blue Treasure

    Naked moleface's easy route home has been completely ruined...

    ObiFett on
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Sorry that took a while. There was the Thought Steal card to process and some hiccups I was waiting for clarification on.

  • artadiusartadius Registered User regular
    "I just saved the game for the rest of us. Now we're back to a better status quo."

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited February 2012
    That really was a very good turn.

    ObiFett on
  • artadiusartadius Registered User regular
    Just realized I could have taken two cards.

    FML

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