English masterchef is again different to Australian masterchef.
But yes. He's yes we need to pump a duck full of air.
To the petrol station!
I love English Masterchef.
I especially loved Andrew on the current series blatantly having the biggest balls in the room when he
made a honey and whiskey sauce for Michel Roux Junior after being told that he had broken Tom Kitchin's heart by making a dish with exactly that in the previous episode.
No really. Where DL is from, Ketchup is considered one of the finest delicacies in life. All families yearn to have the tomatoey pasty taste of ketchup on their meat.
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My kidneys then flooded because I pissed every couple of minutes. It was miserable
Coran Attack!
For cooking techniques I tend to watch something by Heston Blumenthal.
Then shake my head and cry with laughter, because holy shit, the man is the best kind of crazy.
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English masterchef is again different to Australian masterchef.
But yes. He's yes we need to pump a duck full of air.
To the petrol station!
Satans..... hints.....
"Finally, I found a pork tenderloin that I like! All of the others have been dry and lacking flavor, but I developed this one..." blah blah blah.
Yes, because admitting that you have no idea how to properly cook a pork tenderloin is a great way to introduce someone to your recipe. Excellent.
I love English Masterchef.
I especially loved Andrew on the current series blatantly having the biggest balls in the room when he
I just watched the Big Chef takes on Little Chef.
I guess Little Chef is the UK version of Waffle House.
and Heston Blumenthal took over the food.
at a waffle house. And he told the CEO to go fuck himself.
Then he chose the worst cook the entire chain had to train all the other cooks. His reasoning?
"If I can train her to cook, then anyone can learn."
That's because Heston is a fucking maniac.
Go find Heston's Mission Impossible, it's glorious.
White bread (not toasted), sliced roast beef leftover from dinner (not really thinly sliced either) and ketchup.
What the fuck was elementary school me thinking?