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Brazilian Jiu-[Chat]su

OrganichuOrganichu poopspeesRegistered User, Moderator mod
edited March 2012 in Debate and/or Discourse
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This is, like, my favorite thing in the world!

Brazilian jiu-jitsu (Portuguese pronunciation: [ʒɪwˈʒitsu], English: /dʒuːˈdʒɪtsuː/) (BJJ) is a martial art, combat sport, and a self defense system that focuses on grappling and especially ground fighting. The art was derived from the Japanese martial art of Kodokan judo (which itself is derived from Japanese Jujutsu) in the early 20th century.[1][2]

It teaches that a smaller, weaker person can successfully defend against a bigger, stronger assailant by using leverage and proper technique – most notably by applying joint-locks and chokeholds to defeat the other person. BJJ training can be used for sport grappling tournaments (gi and no-gi) and mixed martial arts (MMA) competition or self defense.[3] Sparring (commonly referred to as "rolling") and live drilling play a major role in training, and a premium is placed on performance, especially in competition, in relation to progress and ascension through its ranking system.

Basically you make sure someone falls on the ground, and then you use your body to bend, compress, or extend parts of their body until they lose consciousness or go 'ouch ouch ouch ahhh seriously man that's fucked up please stop'. It's great!

Here are some of my favorite grapplers:

Marcelo Garcia

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Bill Cooper

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Rousimar Palhares

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I've been doing BJJ for about 13 years now. I've been doing it 'seriously' for about 9 years. I'm a purple belt because I'm lazy and terrible, and I care more about eating cheesecake and receiving blowjobs than strangling people. But I still love it; it's the best! Seriously, you should try it. It allows you to put in a whole lot of effort and intensity without quite as many injuries (or overall body stressors) as some of the typical striking arts. It gets you in amazing shape. It has practical uses for self-defense- and if that's not your thing, it's a very popular competitive sport.

Along with big butts and skilled drug muling, this is all the Brazilians are good for. But they're really good at it.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i got blue belt and got lazy and crippled my knee and then i havent been since, the end

    poo
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    i am the best at bjj

    chu is the best at bjs

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    lame chu chat

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    This is the one that's also a techno dance right?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote:
    You guys, tomorrow is my dog's birthday!

    What should I make her?

    Less annoying.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    YOU TAKE THAT BACK PODLY

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  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    dlinfiniti on
    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Podly wrote: »
    lame chu chat

    you are obsessed with minimalist music by computer nerds from a country that almost exterminated my people. you're not allowed an opinion!

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    most homo-erotic [chat] ever

    and i've made some gay [chat]s before

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    sometimes i like a guy to wrap his legs around my neck and pull my head down to apply leverage- and then as i lose consciousness i shove his dick down my throat and go to town on it until we spasm together and my throat involuntarily seizes as i pass out

    if that makes me gay then fine, give me a rainbow flag

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    risk dominance aaaaaaah

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  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote:
    You guys, tomorrow is my dog's birthday!

    What should I make her?

    Less annoying.

    >___________>

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    someone gimme a quick reminder of how risk dominance works in asymmetric payoffs, since Google is giving me nothing, why does every one and their dog use a symmetric stag hunt!

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i always felt too pressured the times ive needed to make chats and theyve been bad

    poo
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i always felt too pressured the times ive needed to make chats and theyve been bad

    this chat is good

    just because podly's insecure about his barely-there hetero dick doesn't mean my chat's bad!

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Sim City 3000 works on t his modern-ass compy. This is so awesome! I probably still suck at the game, but who cares, it's a fun game to lose at!

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    buncha fucking nerds scared of athletics >(

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    my last chat was about fuck you tall people, and i said podly fuck you

    poo
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I took like 9 months of BJJ over 10 years ago. basically i learned enough to slow down someone as they try to strangle me and/or break one of my limbs.

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    buncha fucking nerds scared of athletics >(

    bitch just last week i got punched in the face in a very violent game of soccer between me and 21 mexicans

    i ain't scurred

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    seriously what the hell, Harsanyi and Selten's own definition gives a completely different answer ;_;

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Podly wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    buncha fucking nerds scared of athletics >(

    bitch just last week i got punched in the face in a very violent game of soccer between me and 21 mexicans

    i ain't scurred

    i will punch your carotid artery with my thighs

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    also speaking of sports

    the pats better pick up mario williams or brandon lloyd or i swear to all holy tom brady

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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    buncha fucking nerds scared of athletics >(

    Have you ever visited the weightlifting thread in SE++? :P

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    buncha fucking nerds scared of athletics >(

    bitch just last week i got punched in the face in a very violent game of soccer between me and 21 mexicans

    i ain't scurred

    i will punch your carotid artery with my thighs

    i'm assuming, given your current state, you mean fried chicken thighs?

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    buncha fucking nerds scared of athletics >(

    Have you ever visited the weightlifting thread in SE++? :P

    yes, they are better people than all of y'all!

  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    I had class yesterday.

    Anthrax shots make doing things hard.

    BJJ is like almost as good as BJ, but not really. See, it's like golf, you want the lower score.

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Podly wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    buncha fucking nerds scared of athletics >(

    bitch just last week i got punched in the face in a very violent game of soccer between me and 21 mexicans

    i ain't scurred

    i will punch your carotid artery with my thighs

    i'm assuming, given your current state, you mean fried chicken thighs?

    i deep fry my hands before biting my fingernails

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Yay man on man love [chat]. Its been a while.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    podly
    with the burn

    poo
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    p much everyone i know who says they have synesthesia is mad douchey and arrogant about it. relax! it doesn't mean you're wolverine or gambit! you just have a thing, calm down!

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    uhh

    chu

    you do realise i am the next stage of human evolution right...

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    uhh

    chu

    you do realise i am the next stage of human evolution right...

    gonna major in computer and mechanical engineering

    gonna build the first Sentinel

    fukk ur shit up

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    fuq chu

    ur liek... the lex luthor... to my doctor who

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I've mapped a new 7.88 miles route. Gonna go test it, and hopefully it will be free of animals.

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  • TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    If you're doctor who I'm the phone booth. Hop inside and we'll spinnn to winnnn.

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    [chat], let's all take a moment to talk about my dick.

    It's average.

    Maybe slightly below average.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    [chat], let's all take a moment to talk about my dick.

    It's average.

    Maybe slightly below average.

    We can do something about that. Make it vibrate with a few mechanical improvements.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    [chat], let's all take a moment to talk about my dick.

    It's average.

    Maybe slightly below average.

    just fuck really skinny girls. it'll look bigger like an optical illusion.

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