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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Stale wrote: »
    I now have a craving for Pho.


    fuck, I want pho, but it's on the other side of town. Stupid Marietta.

    There isn't a pho place on 41?

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I'm not

    I'm negafat

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Seriously though, anyone know how to get rid of belly fat? The rest of me is just fine and dandy, I just don't want to have to suck in ever.

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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »
    There are these new Tim Tams that have caramel and a double coat of chocolate.

    They are a one-way trip to fatsville.

    Oh good god, I am ruined if I move to Australia.

    Fuckin' Tim Tams, man. Fuckin' Tim Tams...

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Peen wrote: »
    Bunch of you jerks aren't fat at all. Go make a skinny jerks thread or something.

    Then how could we shake our boney nonexistant asses in the faces of a bunch of chubs?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Seriously though, anyone know how to get rid of belly fat? The rest of me is just fine and dandy, I just don't want to have to suck in ever.

    Crunches

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Seriously though, anyone know how to get rid of belly fat? The rest of me is just fine and dandy, I just don't want to have to suck in ever.

    Belly fat is the same as the other fat. It just goes last, as far as I know.

    Fuck off and die.
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I'm fat because I am really really good at convincing myself to do bad things.

    Like if I had an angel and a devil on my shoulders, the devil would be kicking sand in the angel's face and stealing his girl.

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Said it a lot, but hey it's a fat thread:

    year and a half ago: 260
    now: 170

    still a little chubby around the abs, but I'm good lookin otherwise

    You been doin' a good thing, dude. I'm not exactly Tinychat Regular KKKrew anymore but I am still mentally supportive of ya efforts!

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    scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    I'm enjoying my ridiculous metabolism. But the day when it goes away is the day when I, well, probably get pretty heavy

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Also because I'm the opposite of all you fast metabolism dudes.

    I eat a grape and gain a pound.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I'm a measly 150 pounds over weight.

    A survivor's story.
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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    2 Marcus 2 Ravens wrote: »
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »
    There are these new Tim Tams that have caramel and a double coat of chocolate.

    They are a one-way trip to fatsville.

    Oh good god, I am ruined if I move to Australia.

    Fuckin' Tim Tams, man. Fuckin' Tim Tams...

    I know this feel, man.

    They sell them in the states between about October and December.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    i'm not fat, my body is just distributed less than ideally

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Peen wrote: »
    Bunch of you jerks aren't fat at all. Go make a skinny jerks thread or something.

    Then how could we shake our boney nonexistant asses in the faces of a bunch of chubs?

    You could do us all a favor and turn sideways so we can't see you anymore.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    2 Marcus 2 Ravens wrote: »
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »
    There are these new Tim Tams that have caramel and a double coat of chocolate.

    They are a one-way trip to fatsville.

    Oh good god, I am ruined if I move to Australia.

    Fuckin' Tim Tams, man. Fuckin' Tim Tams...

    I know this feel, man.

    They sell them in the states between about October and December.

    They sell them at Target

    I saw the caramel ones the other day

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    George Fornby Grill wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Said it a lot, but hey it's a fat thread:

    year and a half ago: 260
    now: 170

    still a little chubby around the abs, but I'm good lookin otherwise

    You been doin' a good thing, dude. I'm not exactly Tinychat Regular KKKrew anymore but I am still mentally supportive of ya efforts!

    Thanks!

    Also I'm sure @Aphostile would like to give you congrats on the wedding...

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    its me im a skinny jerk

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    2 Marcus 2 Ravens wrote: »
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »
    There are these new Tim Tams that have caramel and a double coat of chocolate.

    They are a one-way trip to fatsville.

    Oh good god, I am ruined if I move to Australia.

    Fuckin' Tim Tams, man. Fuckin' Tim Tams...

    I know this feel, man.

    They sell them in the states between about October and December.

    They sell them at Target

    I saw the caramel ones the other day

    You gotta be careful. There are regular caramel ones and double coat ones.

    Regular are good.

    Double coat are dangerous

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    2 Marcus 2 Ravens wrote: »
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »
    There are these new Tim Tams that have caramel and a double coat of chocolate.

    They are a one-way trip to fatsville.

    Oh good god, I am ruined if I move to Australia.

    Fuckin' Tim Tams, man. Fuckin' Tim Tams...

    I know this feel, man.

    They sell them in the states between about October and December.

    They sell them at Target

    I saw the caramel ones the other day

    You gotta be careful. There are regular caramel ones and double coat ones.

    Regular are good.

    Double coat are dangerous

    I can only find them in Target between October and December. This is like three years running now.

    Fucking Indiana.

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    I've been a stress eater since my early teens, and depression has done great job of exacerbating that.

    Fortunately! I have taken a variety of steps to change my lifestyle and have gone from 245 to 212.

    I really miss pasta though. God, I love pasta.

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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    Munkus Beaver wrote:
    Darmak wrote: »
    Seriously though, anyone know how to get rid of belly fat? The rest of me is just fine and dandy, I just don't want to have to suck in ever.

    Crunches

    this won't help

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Seriously though, anyone know how to get rid of belly fat? The rest of me is just fine and dandy, I just don't want to have to suck in ever.

    Belly fat is the same as the other fat. It just goes last, as far as I know.

    Well since I'm skinny as fuck everywhere else it should be the first and last to go.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    Seriously though, anyone know how to get rid of belly fat? The rest of me is just fine and dandy, I just don't want to have to suck in ever.

    Belly fat is the same as the other fat. It just goes last, as far as I know.

    Well since I'm skinny as fuck everywhere else it should be the first and last to go.

    The rules:
    1) Lose fat
    2) Gain muscle
    3) Eat healthy
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Thanks!

    Also I'm sure @Aphostile would like to give you congrats on the wedding...

    I ain't congratulating him on NOTHIN'.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Bellies are awesome

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Bellies are awesome

    to a certain extent

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Bellies ain't awesome

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    1) take the fall
    2) act hurt
    3) get indignant

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I mean the wife thinks it's cute and all but I just want to look like I did in highschool (like a skeleton, pretty much).

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Bellies ain't awesome

    Nah, they are

    People need meat on their bones

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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I'm fat because I am really really good at convincing myself to do bad things.

    Like if I had an angel and a devil on my shoulders, the devil would be kicking sand in the angel's face and stealing his girl.

    Was I the only one expecting a shoe-negging joke here

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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    At work today somebody brought in cookies.
    Somebody else brought in cupcakes.
    Another person gave me chocolates.

    I usually avoid eating snacks by not buying any.

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Bellies ain't awesome

    Nah, they are

    People need meat on their bones

    yessss

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Bellies ain't awesome

    Nah, they are

    People need meat on their bones

    yessss

    nooooo

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    There is a significant difference between "meat on someone's bones" and "belly" in my mind.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    there's no belly bone!

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Thickness

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    NoisymunkNoisymunk Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Darmak wrote: »
    Yeah, I mean the wife thinks it's cute and all but I just want to look like I did in highschool (like a skeleton, pretty much).

    My wife gets pissed when I so much as lose 5 pounds.

    edit: And I can do that just by thinking about it, and she also gets pissed about THAT!

    Noisymunk on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    I'm fat because I'm getting old

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    CoffeeCoffee Registered User regular
    When I first started doing serious weight lifting I had a friend who was a personal trainer. Our plan was to put on weight while doing his routine so i actually had something to convert to muscle. First plan, tons and tons of proteins and carbs etc.

    No weight gained.

    So he pulled out the big guns; milk, ice cream, peanut butter.

    No weight gained.

    On an average day I usually eat about three or four square meals and I snack consistently throughout the day. I do eat healthy for the most part but wont shy away from junk food if it's offered. After two years of weight lifting, my grand total weight gained was almost ten pounds. I really don't know the science or truth behind "fast" metabolism but if it exist then I am the Mach5.

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