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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    I miss being a stick

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I got complimented on my skinny jeans today (and also my butt, but I wasn't supposed to hear that)

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    You could be again.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    I'm 5'11 and 160 pounds.

    Whiskey has made me "fat." That is to say I have a mini-beer belly which does not compliment my body.

    I'm going to start exercising as to hold off my evolution into an Australian politician.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    For the past eight months I keep almost gaining full ab definition.

    Then injuring myself and losing it all again and starting over.

    Then I complain I have gained weight and my friends want to slap me and they grab their bellies to compare.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    You could be again.

    Yeah but I'm lazy

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I have a friend, who got married last week. Beginning of December he decided he wanted to be less than 90 for his wedding.

    Dude lost twenty five kilos in four months.

    When asked for his secret he replied.

    I ate less.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    blake what is this "kilo" you keep referring to

    is it some kind of strange animal that eats people lost in the Australian outback??

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Oh I'm sorry.

    It's a unit of measurement that more than five percent of the population of the world uses.

    Sorry if that was unclear.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    But that five percent is the best! It says so in our national anthem!!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Good ol' Burma.

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    I have tried to be fat. I've eaten pizza and ice cream for a straight week, tried slowing my metabolism with sparse meals and naps. No effect. Doomed to skeletal figure forever!

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    I am fat because I lack discipline

    Also I love beer and Mexican food

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    2 Marcus 2 Ravens wrote: »
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »
    There are these new Tim Tams that have caramel and a double coat of chocolate.

    They are a one-way trip to fatsville.

    Oh good god, I am ruined if I move to Australia.

    Fuckin' Tim Tams, man. Fuckin' Tim Tams...

    I know this feel, man.

    They sell them in the states between about October and December.

    They sell them at Target

    I saw the caramel ones the other day

    You gotta be careful. There are regular caramel ones and double coat ones.

    Regular are good.

    Double coat are dangerous

    I can only find them in Target between October and December. This is like three years running now.

    Fucking Indiana.

    http://www.amazon.com/Pepperidge-Farm-CARAMEL-Sandwich-Cookies/dp/B003KHF2Z8

    $31 for four packs

    They're like...$2.80 at Target

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Right now I am pretty average in weight

    5'6" 140 lbs

    Last time I weighed this much I was actually getting a bit of a stomach, now I don't have that, presumably I've gained the weight a bit more evenly this time around

    I do need to eat less shitty foods though!

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    My brain hates the rest of my body.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Right now I am pretty average in weight

    5'6" 140 lbs

    Last time I weighed this much I was actually getting a bit of a stomach, now I don't have that, presumably I've gained the weight a bit more evenly this time around

    I do need to eat less shitty foods though!

    I'm the same height but 4 lbs lighter

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    I'm skinny as hell but eat like a fat kid. Does that count?

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Honestly I was pretty surprised because Mori looks no different (and his clothes for no differently) than when he was 125 lbs

    Like he says, last time he was 140 it was noticeable

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    2 Marcus 2 Ravens wrote: »
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »
    There are these new Tim Tams that have caramel and a double coat of chocolate.

    They are a one-way trip to fatsville.

    Oh good god, I am ruined if I move to Australia.

    Fuckin' Tim Tams, man. Fuckin' Tim Tams...

    I know this feel, man.

    They sell them in the states between about October and December.

    They sell them at Target

    I saw the caramel ones the other day

    You gotta be careful. There are regular caramel ones and double coat ones.

    Regular are good.

    Double coat are dangerous

    I can only find them in Target between October and December. This is like three years running now.

    Fucking Indiana.

    http://www.amazon.com/Pepperidge-Farm-CARAMEL-Sandwich-Cookies/dp/B003KHF2Z8

    $31 for four packs

    They're like...$2.80 at Target

    What is a Pepperidge Farm????????

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    2 Marcus 2 Ravens wrote: »
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »
    There are these new Tim Tams that have caramel and a double coat of chocolate.

    They are a one-way trip to fatsville.

    Oh good god, I am ruined if I move to Australia.

    Fuckin' Tim Tams, man. Fuckin' Tim Tams...

    I know this feel, man.

    They sell them in the states between about October and December.

    They sell them at Target

    I saw the caramel ones the other day

    You gotta be careful. There are regular caramel ones and double coat ones.

    Regular are good.

    Double coat are dangerous

    I can only find them in Target between October and December. This is like three years running now.

    Fucking Indiana.

    http://www.amazon.com/Pepperidge-Farm-CARAMEL-Sandwich-Cookies/dp/B003KHF2Z8

    $31 for four packs

    They're like...$2.80 at Target

    What is a Pepperidge Farm????????

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    italian food, mostly

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    Honestly I was pretty surprised because Mori looks no different (and his clothes for no differently) than when he was 125 lbs

    Like he says, last time he was 140 it was noticeable

    perhaps this time he's got more muscle weight

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Honestly I was pretty surprised because Mori looks no different (and his clothes for no differently) than when he was 125 lbs

    Like he says, last time he was 140 it was noticeable

    perhaps this time he's got more muscle weight
    That's what I told him!

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    I am fat because I eat shitty foods and don't exercise enough. Luckily I'm out of school now and have time to exercise a bit. I need to buy a bike once I get a job locked in.
    All my friends are the "eat everything all the time and don't gain any weight" type (seriously my one friend is 115 pounds and 5'11" and eats like I do).
    So hi5 fat people, and hi5 fat people that are trying to lose some weight!

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The primary reason I am chunky is that I was super active all through high school with working out and wrestling and stuff but when I got to college I didn't keep up the activity but I kept the appetite.

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    i am a skinny guy

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    stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    I sometimes think I'm putting on weight but then I weigh myself and I'm still hovering 2lb either side of 108.
    I'm gonna go eat dumplings.

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    AeytherAeyther Registered User regular
    edited April 2023
    edit

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    i am a skinny guy

    Swill is a swell guy.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    i am a skinny guy

    Swill is a swell guy.

    But not swole

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    I've been gaining wait but am still gobstoppingly light

    bout 5'11" 130 now

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I'm fat because every time I bang your mother she gives me a cookie.

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    Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Lord of No Pants Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    I'm a bit of a fatty

    6 foot 6 inches and 250 pounds.

    I could probably stand to drop 25-30 pounds

    Get Loot in Crates
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    It's cool dude

    You're a giant

    Who's gonna give you shit

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    I'm not fat, just big boned :(

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    IloveslimesIloveslimes Everett, WARegistered User regular
    I'm working on losing weight. We're doing a program at work with weigh-ins and encouragements to meet your goals. It can't hurt, but my big problem is eating too much. I've cut back a lot though and now I'm down to 230 lbs (104 kilos). I'm 6'3" (1.89m) so I feel I should be around 200 lbs. Maybe less, depending how I look.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I try to eat less, and sometimes it works. But then oh god depression just pour me a bowl full of doughnuts and let me be.

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    body by xbox

    game by nintendo

    swagger by playstation


    Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    i'm probably the cutest i've ever been

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