tzeentchlingDoctor of RocksOaklandRegistered Userregular
I think that there may be enough interest for a second game. If someone was willing to host it, of course.
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
edited March 2012
Speaking of second things, it's time for that most special of seconds...
ROUND TWO
For my next trick...
I will pull a tiny horse out of a really cool hat.
I will pull world peace out of an erection lasting longer than four hours.
I will pull a Super-Soaker™ full of cat pee out of a mopey zoo lion.
I will pull a micropenis out of natural male enhancement.
I will pull flying sex snakes out of kids with ass cancer.
I will pull nocturnal emissions out of Morgan Freeman's voice.
I will pull the Jews out of bitches.
I will pull a good sniff out of altar boys.
Card Czar @Telnaior, it is your solemn duty to determine which among these many offerings is the one most deserving of an awesome point. Make your judgement!
tzeentchlingDoctor of RocksOaklandRegistered Userregular
Niiiiiice. Good selections.
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blahmcblahYou pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly.Registered Userregular
Really tough choice for Telnaior. I'd pick world peace out of an erection lasting longer than four hours, which is just barely above nocturnal emissions out of Morgan Freeman's voice, but most of these are really good.
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CayrusConsulFriends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered Userregular
Nice choice overall. The erections, nocturnal emissions, and altar boys are the best, imho.
simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
edited March 2012
Now the real question becomes, who here is being honest, and who here is secretly promoting their own submission in a shameless attempt to garner points
I know who you are
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tzeentchlingDoctor of RocksOaklandRegistered Userregular
For some reason, the Jews out of bitches is the one that I keep going back to. It makes no sense, and yet....
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CayrusConsulFriends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered Userregular
edited March 2012
OMG "I will pull foreskin out of the Jews" would have killed me. Literally I would be dead.
Such a hard choice
Uh...
Uh...
UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH... The Jews!
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
edited March 2012
The Card Czar, in all his, uh, "infinite wisdom", selects the Rasputin-esque "I will pull the Jews out of bitches" as his favourite for the round, granting Mim one awesome point, and leaving the other entrants to ponder if this system is really all that accurate.
New hands incoming, and I leave you all to ponder the best answer to this question:
What's my secret power?
tzeentchling is the Card Czar for this round.
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tzeentchlingDoctor of RocksOaklandRegistered Userregular
tzeentchlingDoctor of RocksOaklandRegistered Userregular
CARD CZAR WILL SMITE THE LATE SUBMITTERS!
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
One more to come! I will not name and shame them, since it is still less than a day since I put up the round, and I did technically say we'd be aiming for one round per day. They know who they are!
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tzeentchlingDoctor of RocksOaklandRegistered Userregular
CARD CZAR DEMANDS SUBMISSION(S)!
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
It has now officially been 24 hours since the last round was posted!
@Lucedes is guilty of the crime of not submitting a card.
I leave his sentence to the people of the game - does he get skipped over this round? Does he get subjected to a full five minutes hate from everyone else in the game? I do not know, and frankly, I do not mind in any case.
So, someone tell me what should be done here, and it'll become the precedent for any future cases where one or more people fail to submit a card in time.
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blahmcblahYou pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly.Registered Userregular
You could just skip him. Means he doesn't get a chance at an awesome point for the round. Or you could throw in one of his cards at random. I kinda like the latter a little more. If he misses another round, you could always replace him with someone who wanted to get in after the game filled up.
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CayrusConsulFriends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered Userregular
I like the random card idea, unless that one happens to win, lol
BobCescaIs a girlBirmingham, UKRegistered Userregular
edited March 2012
White privilege
Lol
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tzeentchlingDoctor of RocksOaklandRegistered Userregular
White privledge is a power, but not a secret one. To be fair, so is whipping it out. Like that's a secret, please.
Authentic Mexican cuisine is delicious, but not a great power if I had to choose one.
Everyone knows that sweet Mexican black-tar heroin is what makes you develop secret powers, but is not the power itself.
An Oedipus complex is more a weakness than a power.
Land mines are bad and you should feel bad.
The last two are tough to choose from. But as amusing as forgetting the Alamo is (and honestly, having seen it, it's not that big a thing to me), CARD CZAR CHOOSES DICK FINGERS.
CARD CZAR HAS SPOKEN!
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CayrusConsulFriends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered Userregular
At least Bob liked mine. I will show you all how's its done when I'm Card Czar.
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ROUND TWO
For my next trick...
Card Czar @Telnaior, it is your solemn duty to determine which among these many offerings is the one most deserving of an awesome point. Make your judgement!
Yup, that's me on Steam.
If you are interested in playing, discussing, or hosting Arkham Horror, click here!
Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before
Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
I know who you are
Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before
Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
Uh...
Uh...
UUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH...
The Jews!
New hands incoming, and I leave you all to ponder the best answer to this question:
What's my secret power?
tzeentchling is the Card Czar for this round.
Yeah, I thought that would have worked..... Oh well!
Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before
Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before
Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before
Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
@Lucedes is guilty of the crime of not submitting a card.
I leave his sentence to the people of the game - does he get skipped over this round? Does he get subjected to a full five minutes hate from everyone else in the game? I do not know, and frankly, I do not mind in any case.
So, someone tell me what should be done here, and it'll become the precedent for any future cases where one or more people fail to submit a card in time.
Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before
Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
Best game ever... I so want in if there is a Game 2!
It was so lame I was sure a real thing was coming later.
Sorry everyone
DQ after too many skips sounds fair.
Please be advised that I will only ever post real questions for the round in the bold, large size font. What kind of monster do you think I am?
That said, I will accept your late submission, but let this be a lesson to you!
In any case, it's time for...
ROUND THREE
What's my secret power?
Card Czar @tzeentchling, which of these pitiful, sniveling offerings is most deserving of your kudos?
Or maybe Forgetting the Alamo. That one made me lol a bit. Man, I need to step up my game here.
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Authentic Mexican cuisine is delicious, but not a great power if I had to choose one.
Everyone knows that sweet Mexican black-tar heroin is what makes you develop secret powers, but is not the power itself.
An Oedipus complex is more a weakness than a power.
Land mines are bad and you should feel bad.
The last two are tough to choose from. But as amusing as forgetting the Alamo is (and honestly, having seen it, it's not that big a thing to me),
CARD CZAR CHOOSES DICK FINGERS.
CARD CZAR HAS SPOKEN!
Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before
Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
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I will gladly join a second game if it's hosted.