Oh boy. Friend calls me up: "I'm feeling like shit. Lets pick up some wine and hang out." She proceeds to POUND through a bottle of wine and crack open another I have in my fridge in less than, I dunno, 150 minutes? Had to pick her up and drop her in my bed.
I am PRAYING I don't go back in there and find vomit everywhere.
Oh boy. Friend calls me up: "I'm feeling like shit. Lets pick up some wine and hang out." She proceeds to POUND through a bottle of wine and crack open another I have in my fridge in less than, I dunno, 150 minutes? Had to pick her up and drop her in my bed.
I am PRAYING I don't go back in there and find vomit everywhere.
hey so where is your new job at
PRESUMING that I get it
Two block from my apartment. AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS.
This is only part time though. I'm gonna be working at another place that just got an ok times review because my buddy is the sous there and has been hounding for me to come for for him.
Both places seem busy, so I'm hoping to work 4-5 days and make pretty good cash. I'm really excited about the place in my hood. It's the only "nice/cool" spot in my neighborhood, so it's always packed. And everyone that works there is a douchey hipster. Pretty sure I can take it over in like a few weeks.
nice! no more yerba?
your other post inspired me so I'm gonna polish off this bottle of wine
except there will be no vomiting because I am a lady
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
She was also complaining about her internet bf and casually dumping her drunk ass on my person. Which is cool and all, I like being the male friend you can feel comfortable around. But I've just had a bunch of supposed "just friends" get really physical lately and it's just frustrating.
She was also complaining about her internet bf and casually dumping her drunk ass on my person. Which is cool and all, I like being the male friend you can feel comfortable around. But I've just had a bunch of supposed "just friends" get really physical lately and it's just frustrating.
BLAH
C'est la vie.
How are you, dear?
I ate too much today
gonna try to work out at 6 AM tomorrow
I did it once! it was awful
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
Oh boy. Friend calls me up: "I'm feeling like shit. Lets pick up some wine and hang out." She proceeds to POUND through a bottle of wine and crack open another I have in my fridge in less than, I dunno, 150 minutes? Had to pick her up and drop her in my bed.
I am PRAYING I don't go back in there and find vomit everywhere.
Podly.
Danger Zone.
(Bucket STAT)
hahaha the funny thing is that we were watching archer and that episode!
at SIG: Yeah, the head bartender needed more shifts so I kinda got shafted. And that was cool! Because my buddy is the chef/owner of a nearby place that has been trying to get me to work for him for months, so I went to him told him "lets do it!" and then when I left he was all "I'm.......so sorry. I don't have a spot right now."
Luckily I know a lot of people. I'm short on cash though, so I've had to be frugal. Blah.
She was also complaining about her internet bf and casually dumping her drunk ass on my person. Which is cool and all, I like being the male friend you can feel comfortable around. But I've just had a bunch of supposed "just friends" get really physical lately and it's just frustrating.
BLAH
C'est la vie.
How are you, dear?
I ate too much today
gonna try to work out at 6 AM tomorrow
I did it once! it was awful
I did that once. After a night of drinking. It was awful.
I haven't been good these last two weeks with workouts because I fucked up my foot.
I have been bordering on manorexia, though, and that's pretty awesome.
She was also complaining about her internet bf and casually dumping her drunk ass on my person. Which is cool and all, I like being the male friend you can feel comfortable around. But I've just had a bunch of supposed "just friends" get really physical lately and it's just frustrating.
BLAH
C'est la vie.
How are you, dear?
I ate too much today
gonna try to work out at 6 AM tomorrow
I did it once! it was awful
I did that once. After a night of drinking. It was awful.
I haven't been good these last two weeks with workouts because I fucked up my foot.
I have been bordering on manorexia, though, and that's pretty awesome.
what'd you do to your foot!
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
Racist confession: I thought the black dude on psych and the black dude on 30 rock were the same person until...
She was also complaining about her internet bf and casually dumping her drunk ass on my person. Which is cool and all, I like being the male friend you can feel comfortable around. But I've just had a bunch of supposed "just friends" get really physical lately and it's just frustrating.
BLAH
C'est la vie.
How are you, dear?
I ate too much today
gonna try to work out at 6 AM tomorrow
I did it once! it was awful
I did that once. After a night of drinking. It was awful.
I haven't been good these last two weeks with workouts because I fucked up my foot.
I have been bordering on manorexia, though, and that's pretty awesome.
what'd you do to your foot!
Oh I've always had this microfracture that I need to worry about and when I was running last week I stepped on a loose brick and that really fucked it up. I'm fine. I just don't want to go see a doctor/physical therapist so I'm waiting until I know it's ok. I"ll start running again last week.
And, yeah, since I'm still on good terms with everyone at yerba, my manager has been sending lots of funny texts about people coming to see me and being like "oh... I thought Conor was working tonight"
this is just fucking crazy. my aunt's bff (who lives with us) was apparently molested as a child and now she's doing crazy shit like carving 'you told on me' and 'slut' into her arm and then insisting it was the guy who touched her who did it, and he appeared suddenly in her bedroom and shit etc
this lady is a really close family friend and we all care about her but i think it's absolutely time that she looks at some sort of institutional stay. not only is she a serious danger to her own welfare here, but kids often come into this house. shit's not ok.
She was also complaining about her internet bf and casually dumping her drunk ass on my person. Which is cool and all, I like being the male friend you can feel comfortable around. But I've just had a bunch of supposed "just friends" get really physical lately and it's just frustrating.
BLAH
C'est la vie.
How are you, dear?
I ate too much today
gonna try to work out at 6 AM tomorrow
I did it once! it was awful
I did that once. After a night of drinking. It was awful.
I haven't been good these last two weeks with workouts because I fucked up my foot.
I have been bordering on manorexia, though, and that's pretty awesome.
what'd you do to your foot!
Oh I've always had this microfracture that I need to worry about and when I was running last week I stepped on a loose brick and that really fucked it up. I'm fine. I just don't want to go see a doctor/physical therapist so I'm waiting until I know it's ok. I"ll start running again last week.
And, yeah, since I'm still on good terms with everyone at yerba, my manager has been sending lots of funny texts about people coming to see me and being like "oh... I thought Conor was working tonight"
I would turn around and leave
no Conor no $$
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TehSlothHit Or MissI Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered Userregular
this is just fucking crazy. my aunt's bff (who lives with us) was apparently molested as a child and now she's doing crazy shit like carving 'you told on me' and 'slut' into her arm and then insisting it was the guy who touched her who did it, and he appeared suddenly in her bedroom and shit etc
this lady is a really close family friend and we all care about her but i think it's absolutely time that she looks at some sort of institutional stay. not only is she a serious danger to her own welfare here, but kids often come into this house. shit's not ok.
this is just fucking crazy. my aunt's bff (who lives with us) was apparently molested as a child and now she's doing crazy shit like carving 'you told on me' and 'slut' into her arm and then insisting it was the guy who touched her who did it, and he appeared suddenly in her bedroom and shit etc
this lady is a really close family friend and we all care about her but i think it's absolutely time that she looks at some sort of institutional stay. not only is she a serious danger to her own welfare here, but kids often come into this house. shit's not ok.
this is just fucking crazy. my aunt's bff (who lives with us) was apparently molested as a child and now she's doing crazy shit like carving 'you told on me' and 'slut' into her arm and then insisting it was the guy who touched her who did it, and he appeared suddenly in her bedroom and shit etc
this lady is a really close family friend and we all care about her but i think it's absolutely time that she looks at some sort of institutional stay. not only is she a serious danger to her own welfare here, but kids often come into this house. shit's not ok.
She was also complaining about her internet bf and casually dumping her drunk ass on my person. Which is cool and all, I like being the male friend you can feel comfortable around. But I've just had a bunch of supposed "just friends" get really physical lately and it's just frustrating.
BLAH
C'est la vie.
How are you, dear?
I ate too much today
gonna try to work out at 6 AM tomorrow
I did it once! it was awful
I did that once. After a night of drinking. It was awful.
I haven't been good these last two weeks with workouts because I fucked up my foot.
I have been bordering on manorexia, though, and that's pretty awesome.
what'd you do to your foot!
Oh I've always had this microfracture that I need to worry about and when I was running last week I stepped on a loose brick and that really fucked it up. I'm fine. I just don't want to go see a doctor/physical therapist so I'm waiting until I know it's ok. I"ll start running again last week.
And, yeah, since I'm still on good terms with everyone at yerba, my manager has been sending lots of funny texts about people coming to see me and being like "oh... I thought Conor was working tonight"
I would turn around and leave
no Conor no $$
haha you're a sweetheart
At shaz: when I get some more money from work, let's be workout bros. I've lost a good amount of weight in 2012 from a good diet and an ok exercise regime, but while I've lost weight it's not really fit looking.
Maybe some body weight stuff we can just do in prospect park or something.
Morena Baccarin is married to a guy who is not as attractive as I am.
This is both depressing and encouraging at the same time.
Have you seen who Christina Hendricks is married to?
Ridiculous!
I know! No amount of personality or big dickedness can explain it, these ladies must have some serious issues that these guys stumbled upon and are using for their own personal gain.
Posts
Podly.
Danger Zone.
(Bucket STAT)
nice! no more yerba?
your other post inspired me so I'm gonna polish off this bottle of wine
except there will be no vomiting because I am a lady
Yeah, I know.
She was also complaining about her internet bf and casually dumping her drunk ass on my person. Which is cool and all, I like being the male friend you can feel comfortable around. But I've just had a bunch of supposed "just friends" get really physical lately and it's just frustrating.
BLAH
C'est la vie.
How are you, dear?
Thinking about getting it cut really short, like boy short, and then using hair supplies and hair clips and stuff
Also thinking about changing my major
Thinking about a lot of things
omg
i didn't know and now i have FOUR OF THEM to watch
44 points?
REALLY?
jesus
np np
I ate too much today
gonna try to work out at 6 AM tomorrow
I did it once! it was awful
hahaha the funny thing is that we were watching archer and that episode!
at SIG: Yeah, the head bartender needed more shifts so I kinda got shafted. And that was cool! Because my buddy is the chef/owner of a nearby place that has been trying to get me to work for him for months, so I went to him told him "lets do it!" and then when I left he was all "I'm.......so sorry. I don't have a spot right now."
Luckily I know a lot of people. I'm short on cash though, so I've had to be frugal. Blah.
I did that once. After a night of drinking. It was awful.
I haven't been good these last two weeks with workouts because I fucked up my foot.
I have been bordering on manorexia, though, and that's pretty awesome.
they were randomly in NYC last weekend
I am super behind in that show and I really shouldn't be. James Roday is hilarious, Dule Hill is awesome, and Maggie Lawson is super cute.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
what'd you do to your foot!
...5 minutes ago when I just looked it up...
i thought la reid and randy jackson were the same person
i'm still sort of thinking that they are and the entire internet is trying to race-guilt-trip me
but i will deal with eating healthy and going to the gym again after i get back from japan
and i was doing so well!
but in japan i'm going to eat and drink everything
I have been told by two (separate) black gentleman that I look like Tom Cruise.
I assure you, I do not.
So... feel better.
he was the black dude on west wing.
one has a skinnier head
but it is a skinny bottle
Oh I've always had this microfracture that I need to worry about and when I was running last week I stepped on a loose brick and that really fucked it up. I'm fine. I just don't want to go see a doctor/physical therapist so I'm waiting until I know it's ok. I"ll start running again last week.
And, yeah, since I'm still on good terms with everyone at yerba, my manager has been sending lots of funny texts about people coming to see me and being like "oh... I thought Conor was working tonight"
this lady is a really close family friend and we all care about her but i think it's absolutely time that she looks at some sort of institutional stay. not only is she a serious danger to her own welfare here, but kids often come into this house. shit's not ok.
no Conor no $$
Yeah, he's pretty good at the token black dude thing, I think he would've been a fantastic twofer.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
plus they all look the same, anyway.
This is both depressing and encouraging at the same time.
the fuck!?
call county mental health crisis line?
make some phone calls
I just weighed myself
you disgust me
haha you're a sweetheart
At shaz: when I get some more money from work, let's be workout bros. I've lost a good amount of weight in 2012 from a good diet and an ok exercise regime, but while I've lost weight it's not really fit looking.
Maybe some body weight stuff we can just do in prospect park or something.
Because if not you might want to check out the history of the property you live on because I think it is at the center of a hellmouth or something.
i think you are wonderful.
Have you seen who Christina Hendricks is married to?
Ridiculous!
twitch.tv/tehsloth
yeah pods im fucking getting back into it in april
i get back from japan april 16
then i am back at it 100%
i'm going to try and 50% it next week
get outta here go prepare!
there is no justice.
I know! No amount of personality or big dickedness can explain it, these ladies must have some serious issues that these guys stumbled upon and are using for their own personal gain.