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It's Naked Time, Doubleplus

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    people need to get naked for me
    for my birthday
    ;3

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Happy Birthday!

    I am not getting naked (that is your present).

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    I am naked for neville's birthday, as good a reason as any

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Kochikens wrote: »
    TLB i thought ASP stood for Adult Service Provider

    it does

    the actual term is msog aka multiple shots on goal

    I just typed the wrong thing and was too lazy to fix it

    all anyone needs to know is here

    http://dating.com/about-escorts/escort-terms-escort-sex-definitions-escort-abbreviations.php

    though some ladies make up their own codes

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    'multiple shots on goal' is probably the best euphemism that could possibly exist for that

  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    But . . . are some shots worth more points? Is there a free throw line equivalent?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    fyi @kochikens is a bulldagger who specializes in crime scene action pass it on

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    asp says you can orgasm as much as you want

    normally when you hire an escort, you pay for the hour, but the second you pop, you're done

    asp helps you get yo money's worth

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    Seriously, did not know this. But now I'll never forget it.

    Also sign me up on the side of socks-when-only-neccessary. If your feet are cold in bed that means you need to casually albeit cruelly warm them up against an unexpecting guy or gal next to you. Also expect the return sometime later, because that's fair game.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    though my favorite escort term is gf3

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    what's that

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    omg hotdoggin

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    I am naked for neville's birthday, as good a reason as any

    you gotta send pics for it to count! :D

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    what's that

    girlfriend experience with access to all 3 holes

    I picture it as paying for begging for the butt

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    what's that

    girlfriend experience with access to all 3 holes

    I picture it as paying for begging for the butt

    Come on baby, I went to that thing with your step father last week, you owe me!

  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    neville wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    I am naked for neville's birthday, as good a reason as any

    you gotta send pics for it to count! :D

    nuh uh

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Gonna get me an ASP with that CCL.

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    I am naked for neville's birthday, as good a reason as any

    you gotta send pics for it to count! :D

    nuh uh


    its my damn birthday
    do it

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    DTF SWF 4 NSA ASAP

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    THOSE ARENT REAL THINGS

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Also sign me up on the side of socks-when-only-neccessary. If your feet are cold in bed that means you need to casually albeit cruelly warm them up against an unexpecting guy or gal next to you. Also expect the return sometime later, because that's fair game.

    This is the worst thing. I will legitimately harm a fool that tries this, no lie.

  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    I am amazed there are so many people here who are totally comfortable being totally naked. It's mystifying and, weirdly enough, kinda admirable.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    you're not comfortable being naked, like, when you're by yourself?

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Viv, I am actually kinda surprised! I figured that China was like Korea regarding nudity.

    By which I mean, totally fine with it.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    By which I mean, "Oh my god I just saw ten old women blow-drying their bushes at the sauna."

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    yo thread

    u dts

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    down to strip

    ?

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    down

    2

    snuggie

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I am amazed there are so many people here who are totally comfortable being totally naked. It's mystifying and, weirdly enough, kinda admirable.

    Join usssss

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    whenever I stay in like, a big fancy hotel I open the curtains and walk around naked cause I am on like the 20th story and if you can see me you deserve to and while you're at it figure out my room number and give me a ring

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    By which I mean, "Oh my god I just saw ten old women blow-drying their bushes at the sauna."

    Ahahaha

    I find it is just too hot in California to be bothered about being naked

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    the nude beach in toronto is probably my favorite place in the city

    it's the quietest and least crowded beach, plus you get to be naked, and nobody brings their annoying children

    Brolo on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    oh and everyone is completely cool with busting open a few beers or a bottle of wine

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    oh and everyone is completely cool with busting open a few beers or a bottle of wine

    NO GLASS ON THE BEACH

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    ass, however, is fine

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    gas, grass, or ass

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    I dunno. Naked on the beach seems like a recipe for sand in uncomfortable places. This is coming from a having sex on the beach perspective though. I suppose just sitting is less likely to cause, ah, irritation.

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    dru you aint got no class

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    dru you aint got no class

    no one rides for free, man

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I dunno. Naked on the beach seems like a recipe for sand in uncomfortable places. This is coming from a having sex on the beach perspective though. I suppose just sitting is less likely to cause, ah, irritation.

    it's really not that big of an issue

    and honestly sexing on the beach isn't so difficult if you bring a large towel to lie on





  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Walking barefoot on the beach is one of life's simple pleasures until you step on a jagged shred of beer can

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