I have stepped on a shard of glass exactly once in my life. This was when I ran several miles a week barefoot, though, so it basically got bounced off because of how thick my soles were and because the edge wasn't super defined.
Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
I stepped on a wine glass at the beach once and didn't realize I was bleeding until I walked in to the dormitories on campus and the RA said, "Oh my god, what's wrong with your foot?"
Giant puddle o' blood filling my flip-flops
Whoops
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
A friend of mine stepped on a glass bottle and, as the only sober one that night, I had to carry her off the beach and get her to emergency and drive her back.
The moral of the story is, when there is an emergency, always he drunk and you will have less responsibility.
We were building a clubhouse in the woods when I was younger out of scrap wood from a neighbors house construction
So there were pre-used boards laying around and I wasn't paying attention and stepped right onto a piece of wood with a big ol nail in it
Then limped back through the woods to my house so my mom could pull the wood off my foot
Tetnas shots suck
you should have pulled it out you baby!
that same thing happened to me when I was a young'n, got a nail right into my foot it was at least 1 inch of exposed nail that went in I put a stick in my mouth and bit it as I pulled the nail out and then I tied a tourniquet around my foot because I was super scared of like, getting tetanus. I was like IT'S PROBABLY THE SAME AS POISON!
I did it because I was reading some shitty pulp fantasy book and the hero did it when he got caltropt
I can't run long distance in shoes. Brief jogs? Maybe. But otherwise I have to go barefoot. Or fivefingers, but those things look silly and my pair wore out.
i am not body-shy; years of marching band and theater solidified that attitude. being naked is nice, but i'm usually too cold to go completely without clothes.
alt-post that i've avoided making for days:
this thread was made for me.
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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
yeah, drawing and life modeling for art classes gets you over it pretty quickly
swimming was probably the least nakedness sport because you would shower in your suits since you went right from the pool to the showers. the offset is I spent 3 hours a day in a speedo
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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
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seriously, get the usual preppy/nerdy kids that are somewhere repressed at school and usually don't go wildly partying
take them to a four day retreat where the schedule is 3 hours of playing music, spend the rest of the day doing whatever the fuck you want with next to no supervision
then throw in a bunch of water fights, a lake, and being in quebec where it's completely okay for a 16 year old to go out to a bar/club and drink or buy booze
But band kids also had the worst drama ever so yeah
Now, living in Japan? The reason I'm not body shy is because bathhouses. All the time. I got over that stigma fast.
fun story: my local bathhouse was the only one in town to service guys with tattoos. I've seen some insane yakuza irezumi-style tats. One guy had them from head to toe, but sleeves were most common.
FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
Being involved in sports most of my life and the paucity of clean, convenient sports changing sheds means I long ago stone cold stopped giving a shit about hiding my body.
If the most convenient place to drop my daks and gear up is next to the footpath, then that's where it'll happen. I'll do my best to do so at a convenient time so I'm not flaunting myself, but at the end of the day, it's going to happen sooner or later, so you can either turn your back or grab an eyeful, whatever works for you.
seriously, get the usual preppy/nerdy kids that are somewhere repressed at school and usually don't go wildly partying
take them to a four day retreat where the schedule is 3 hours of playing music, spend the rest of the day doing whatever the fuck you want with next to no supervision
then throw in a bunch of water fights, a lake, and being in quebec where it's completely okay for a 16 year old to go out to a bar/club and drink or buy booze
there will be some naked people
See, my experience with competitive band was nothing like this.
Being involved in sports most of my life and the paucity of clean, convenient sports changing sheds means I long ago stone cold stopped giving a shit about hiding my body.
If the most convenient place to drop my daks and gear up is next to the footpath, then that's where it'll happen. I'll do my best to do so at a convenient time so I'm not flaunting myself, but at the end of the day, it's going to happen sooner or later, so you can either turn your back or grab an eyeful, whatever works for you.
Yes but can I grab a handful, this is important
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FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
Being involved in sports most of my life and the paucity of clean, convenient sports changing sheds means I long ago stone cold stopped giving a shit about hiding my body.
If the most convenient place to drop my daks and gear up is next to the footpath, then that's where it'll happen. I'll do my best to do so at a convenient time so I'm not flaunting myself, but at the end of the day, it's going to happen sooner or later, so you can either turn your back or grab an eyeful, whatever works for you.
I stepped on a wine glass at the beach once and didn't realize I was bleeding until I walked in to the dormitories on campus and the RA said, "Oh my god, what's wrong with your foot?"
Muse Among MenSuburban Bunny Princess?Its time for a new shtick Registered Userregular
What is wrong with you people?
It is always too goddamn cold to be nude. I step out of the shower and dress like lightning. Also: I always wear something on my feet, either house slippers or socks or step-in shoes. Barefeet sucks.
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Muse I'm pretty sure you are literally the smallest person in the world, so you probably dont retain much heat
I am a living furnace, naked is always a comfortable temperature
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I could spend all day in my jammies and ROBE. All y'all on the tinychats know what I'm talking about. It is so soft and warm.
when I was away at school I wore my robe around the dorm all the time, it was by far the most comfortable piece of clothing I owned
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My vice is probably my jammies. Just love being in my jammies. I'll change eventually but there have been days where I haven't. So comfy. Also 'comfort socks' in the dorms, where fluffy slippers are kind of bulky and inconvenient. Sometimes I wear heels just to be around the house. But not sneakers. The former are okay and the latter are not. I just kind of find the former 'cleaner'. Something about sneakers is just grimier.
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Oh hey, your trace got tangled? Why not just cut it off and throw it on the sand?
Because then some poor fucker ends up with hooks in their feet you immense arsehole.
Giant puddle o' blood filling my flip-flops
Whoops
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
The moral of the story is, when there is an emergency, always he drunk and you will have less responsibility.
We took photos at emergency though
Satans..... hints.....
So there were pre-used boards laying around and I wasn't paying attention and stepped right onto a piece of wood with a big ol nail in it
Then limped back through the woods to my house so my mom could pull the wood off my foot
Tetnas shots suck
My feet are made of leather these days though, scars barely even show up
you should have pulled it out you baby!
that same thing happened to me when I was a young'n, got a nail right into my foot it was at least 1 inch of exposed nail that went in I put a stick in my mouth and bit it as I pulled the nail out and then I tied a tourniquet around my foot because I was super scared of like, getting tetanus. I was like IT'S PROBABLY THE SAME AS POISON!
I did it because I was reading some shitty pulp fantasy book and the hero did it when he got caltropt
This is a good post
alt-post that i've avoided making for days:
this thread was made for me.
why wasn't I in marching band
why would you be naked at band camp
none of this makes sense to me rolo
dude if you were clothed at band camp you were band camping wrong
at band camp,
take them to a four day retreat where the schedule is 3 hours of playing music, spend the rest of the day doing whatever the fuck you want with next to no supervision
then throw in a bunch of water fights, a lake, and being in quebec where it's completely okay for a 16 year old to go out to a bar/club and drink or buy booze
there will be some naked people
Now, living in Japan? The reason I'm not body shy is because bathhouses. All the time. I got over that stigma fast.
fun story: my local bathhouse was the only one in town to service guys with tattoos. I've seen some insane yakuza irezumi-style tats. One guy had them from head to toe, but sleeves were most common.
If the most convenient place to drop my daks and gear up is next to the footpath, then that's where it'll happen. I'll do my best to do so at a convenient time so I'm not flaunting myself, but at the end of the day, it's going to happen sooner or later, so you can either turn your back or grab an eyeful, whatever works for you.
See, my experience with competitive band was nothing like this.
Yes but can I grab a handful, this is important
It's a bit more than a handful.
How drunk were you
It is always too goddamn cold to be nude. I step out of the shower and dress like lightning. Also: I always wear something on my feet, either house slippers or socks or step-in shoes. Barefeet sucks.
I am a living furnace, naked is always a comfortable temperature
He's a prime target for Predators
even covering myself in mud like arnie doesnt work
It's still fun.
when I was away at school I wore my robe around the dorm all the time, it was by far the most comfortable piece of clothing I owned
I may be eating pizza in my pajamas soon.