the lady at the pharmacy spoke cursory english and with my cursory french i was able to communicate taht i was throwing up every 30 minutes and i wanted to die
she gave me medicine that tasted like vanilla
it made me throw up more
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AManFromEarthLet's get to twerk!The King in the SwampRegistered Userregular
my sister had a cold and like everyone was going all YOU ARE SICK GO GET SOME MEDICINE
it's the common cold you french farts
Why would you not take cold medicine, Abdhy? i'm trying to think of a reason i'd prefer to have a stuffy nose over not having a stuffy nose and i can't think of any.
the lady at the pharmacy spoke cursory english and with my cursory french i was able to communicate taht i was throwing up every 30 minutes and i wanted to die
she gave me medicine that tasted like vanilla
it made me throw up more
Sorry but you are not fit to live.
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@spool32 It's a little different when your temperatures are hitting 20 degrees above your average high than when they're hitting 40 degrees above your average high.
Not to patronize, but have you talked about your doctor(s) about that.
Number of years back I was on a similar number, and was heavily advised to cut everything I could because they couldn't reasonably control for the ways they'd all inter-react with my system.
I would recommend at least asking them about the possibility of such a problem, and their thoughts.
Its only four separate medications but i take them in doses throughout the day
What I'm saying is that UHC can end up terrible. I am worried that it will end up terrible here.
But, being America, we can make it fucking awesome. Because America.
fuck yeah. I don't get how this isn't the most obvious response from goddamn gun toting freedom loving republican assholes.
OH IT'S HARD TO DO? WE'LL SHOW YOU HARD TO DO
EAT SHIT CANADA
WOOOO FUCK YES. MAN ON THE MOTHERFUCKING MOON, THE MOTHERFUCKING INTERNET, BITCHES, AND THE WORLDS MOST BALLS-OUT BADASS FUCKING HEALTHCARE. EAT A DICK EUROPE!
apple pie
muscle cars
icbms
jean jackets
michael bay movies
YOURE WELCOME REST OF THE PLANET
jean jackets do not belong on this list
But you didn't react at Michael Bay!?
hey, michael bay doesn't make good movies but i won't say no to some pizza and friends hanging out watching Baysplosions and Car-chBayses in HD
Maybe but I wouldn't put him on a list of great american things
You guys don't exactly have a lack of excellent directors.
we don't lack for much of anything 8)
well, UHC
um
stronger safety nets in general
but our cuisine/art fucking rules
Luckily most good things about America can be enjoyed from afar
my sister had a cold and like everyone was going all YOU ARE SICK GO GET SOME MEDICINE
it's the common cold you french farts
What kind of self respecting Scandinavian gets a problem from a cold
She didn't!
She just stayed home not to infect everyone since she was shooting infectious projectiles every ten seconds and then reloading with lung-phlegm with a nice bout of coughing
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What I'm saying is that UHC can end up terrible. I am worried that it will end up terrible here.
But, being America, we can make it fucking awesome. Because America.
fuck yeah. I don't get how this isn't the most obvious response from goddamn gun toting freedom loving republican assholes.
OH IT'S HARD TO DO? WE'LL SHOW YOU HARD TO DO
EAT SHIT CANADA
America used to pride itself on having a can-do attitude.
I dunno exactly when to pin-point the change, but now it seems like if there are any challenges at all to overcome the national response is to declare it impossible.
1962: We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.
2012: We choose not to go to the corner store today because we are lazy.
Probably the same time that stuff like this became mocked.
My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
John F. Kennedy
Also when people stopped believe they are their brothers keeper. And instead their own wealth and good was greater than country or their neighbors well being.
10k people dying in France because of freak weather, while a tradgedy, totally pales besides the number of people killed and financially ruined by the healthcare system in the US during the best of weather.
my sister had a cold and like everyone was going all YOU ARE SICK GO GET SOME MEDICINE
it's the common cold you french farts
Why would you not take cold medicine, Abdhy? i'm trying to think of a reason i'd prefer to have a stuffy nose over not having a stuffy nose and i can't think of any.
Cold medicine doesn't stop that.
And besides, why bother.
Just stay at home and suffer, it'll pass.
You frenchies are so averse to a little suffering.
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my sister had a cold and like everyone was going all YOU ARE SICK GO GET SOME MEDICINE
it's the common cold you french farts
here i think it depends on class a little
upper class suburban people love their 'vitamin boosters' when they feel their sniffles coming on, hot tea with menthol oil or whatever, emergen-c etc
whereas if you don't have finances like that you're just oh i'm sick that sucks oh well
we have a yacht, Organ.
i'm not saying there aren't exceptions!
i'm saying that here where non-prescription medications cost money and where nutritional supplements cost money they are not really an option at all for many of us normal people
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When I have a cold I pack myself under several blankets in order to raise my temperature to a thousand degrees. Thereby killing all inferior infectious organisms with fire.
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AManFromEarthLet's get to twerk!The King in the SwampRegistered Userregular
my sister had a cold and like everyone was going all YOU ARE SICK GO GET SOME MEDICINE
it's the common cold you french farts
What kind of self respecting Scandinavian gets a problem from a cold
She didn't!
She just stayed home not to infect everyone since she was shooting infectious projectiles every ten seconds and then reloading with lung-phlegm with a nice bout of coughing
Then I salute her, sir!
I got horrific food poisoning a few weeks ago off a bad steak pie and everyone was going "Oh, AManFromEarth's Real Name, you must go see a GP pip pip!"
Maybe it's the farm boy in me, but I thought it was pretty silly.
my sister had a cold and like everyone was going all YOU ARE SICK GO GET SOME MEDICINE
it's the common cold you french farts
here i think it depends on class a little
upper class suburban people love their 'vitamin boosters' when they feel their sniffles coming on, hot tea with menthol oil or whatever, emergen-c etc
whereas if you don't have finances like that you're just oh i'm sick that sucks oh well
we have a yacht, Organ.
i'm not saying there aren't exceptions!
i'm saying that here where non-prescription medications cost money and where nutritional supplements cost money they are not really an option at all for many of us normal people
they cost money for the french too.
it's just that here, suggesting somebody go to the doctor with sniffles will have people wtf hard
@spool32 It's a little different when your temperatures are hitting 20 degrees above your average high than when they're hitting 40 degrees above your average high.
Yeah, it's a cheap shot at the French system. Am I not allowed at least the occasional snide cheap shot?
OK.
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TehSlothHit Or MissI Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered Userregular
What I'm saying is that UHC can end up terrible. I am worried that it will end up terrible here.
But, being America, we can make it fucking awesome. Because America.
fuck yeah. I don't get how this isn't the most obvious response from goddamn gun toting freedom loving republican assholes.
OH IT'S HARD TO DO? WE'LL SHOW YOU HARD TO DO
EAT SHIT CANADA
America used to pride itself on having a can-do attitude.
I dunno exactly when to pin-point the change, but now it seems like if there are any challenges at all to overcome the national response is to declare it impossible.
1962: We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.
2012: We choose not to go to the corner store today because we are lazy.
Probably the same time that stuff like this became mocked.
My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
John F. Kennedy
Also when people stopped believe they are their brothers keeper. And instead their own wealth and good was greater than country or their neighbors well being.
It's when people stopped recognizing that this is satire:
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the lady at the pharmacy spoke cursory english and with my cursory french i was able to communicate taht i was throwing up every 30 minutes and i wanted to die
she gave me medicine that tasted like vanilla
it made me throw up more
What kind of self respecting Scandinavian gets a problem from a cold
Why would you not take cold medicine, Abdhy? i'm trying to think of a reason i'd prefer to have a stuffy nose over not having a stuffy nose and i can't think of any.
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Sorry but you are not fit to live.
But Abd, it's important to always take antibiotics at all times.
That is the responsible thing to do.
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oh my god
Its only four separate medications but i take them in doses throughout the day
here i think it depends on class a little
upper class suburban people love their 'vitamin boosters' when they feel their sniffles coming on, hot tea with menthol oil or whatever, emergen-c etc
whereas if you don't have finances like that you're just oh i'm sick that sucks oh well
everything is gone except for coughing stuff up, which is kind of odd
but no insurance, so no doctor
you really need to watch it
i couldn't post a gif of him emerging because he comes ALL THE WAY OUT and he's buck naked
We like the springs and autumns quaint.
But the real seasons are all about natural selection.
Luckily most good things about America can be enjoyed from afar
She didn't!
She just stayed home not to infect everyone since she was shooting infectious projectiles every ten seconds and then reloading with lung-phlegm with a nice bout of coughing
Probably the same time that stuff like this became mocked.
My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.
John F. Kennedy
Also when people stopped believe they are their brothers keeper. And instead their own wealth and good was greater than country or their neighbors well being.
we have a yacht, Organ.
not sick, since that's the topic right now, just crummy and slow
The Internet is here
Cold medicine doesn't stop that.
And besides, why bother.
Just stay at home and suffer, it'll pass.
You frenchies are so averse to a little suffering.
i'm not saying there aren't exceptions!
i'm saying that here where non-prescription medications cost money and where nutritional supplements cost money they are not really an option at all for many of us normal people
I am actually sick
nothing terrible, just a cold I got from my dad when we hung out the other day, but blurrrgh
the worst is feeling the mucus drip down my throat and roil around in my stomach as I move.
I mean hell, this winter an elderly couple froze to death because they didn't want to spend money on electricity for heating. Or use up the firewood.
Electricity, by the way, costs nothing here.
ughhhhh I'm sorry, that blows
Then I salute her, sir!
I got horrific food poisoning a few weeks ago off a bad steak pie and everyone was going "Oh, AManFromEarth's Real Name, you must go see a GP pip pip!"
Maybe it's the farm boy in me, but I thought it was pretty silly.
they cost money for the french too.
it's just that here, suggesting somebody go to the doctor with sniffles will have people wtf hard
Yeah, it's a cheap shot at the French system. Am I not allowed at least the occasional snide cheap shot?
OK.
Unfortunately it just reminds me of how much I do like cigarettes.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF_iorX_MAw&feature=related
When we stopped glorifying ingenuity and intelligence, and started glorifying ignorance and stupidity.
I'd have to look up the details, or maybe Mazzyx knows.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
As a kid, we took cod liver oil, because that's just what you gave kids those days.
And I took iron supplement because a checkup said that was low once.
and I took iron pills recently - tasted like rust mixed with blood - because I had half the amount of red blood cells I needed left.
That is all the nutritional supplements I have ever taken.
it's pretty much my favorite bit of physical comedy ever
danny devito sells it so well i die every time i see it