ReginaldWhen I am Pres., I will createthe Department of ______Registered Userregular
I'd buy a bunch of Harleys, start a bike gang for good, and go from town to town spreading love and kindness. I'd name the bike gang the Appleseeds.
I'd buy all of the pound dogs that are going to be put to sleep in the US for some arbitrary week , spay and neuter them, give them vetrinary care, and create a dogopolis in the plains of Idaho that people can go visit and get some dog love.
I'd hire a personal chef for myself, and a trainer, and a life motivator, to keep me happy and healthy and motivated.
The rest of the money left over would be given to my friends, with the express desire that they use it only for good.
My mom told me about one of her co-workers at her old job who won a $10,000 lottery ticket, but she didn't want to have to pay taxes on it, so she got it framed and hung it in her living room instead of cashing it in.
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I'd pursue my dream of writing fiction full-time.
Having a limitless supply of money would hardly change me. I'd still live how I do now. I just wouldn't ever worry about money any more.
I'm so boring.
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TrippyJingMoses supposes his toeses are roses.But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered Userregular
I would get my degree and then a job.
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Honestly though, I'm not really hung up on 'luxury' in general but the two things I would spend money on constantly would be travel and clothes.
I would practically live on Savile Row.
When I wasn't boating in Oslo or exploring the ruins of Ancient Rome or eating cheese in France or playing in arcades in Japan.
"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
I would open up a coffee place/pastry shop/art space/music venue/boys and girls club sports type place, and sell food in the pay what you can model. Also pay off my and my family's mortgage and loans. And adopt all the stray cats
Probably move to Europe and get super into cocaine and die young
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TrippyJingMoses supposes his toeses are roses.But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered Userregular
The first test being the injection of a liquefied greenback into your veins.
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EncA Fool with CompassionPronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered Userregular
I wouldn't.
That kind of money brings more problems that solutions of acquired quickly.
Suddenly every friend and relative you have ever known is now called into suspect for their support of you. Politics will emerge from your immediate circles, whether you like it or not, as people curry for favors. Yes, you have all of that money, but unless you make friends of equivalent wealth, hide it from everyone you know, or piss it all away immediately you will never have lasting or authentic relationships from then on. And even when you do, should you be so lucky, you will be haunted by the specter that those closest to you may, in fact, just be in it for your wealth.
It's better to win something smaller, like 10-20k, than one of these huge prizes. That kind of money doesn't destroy lives. Look up the lottery winners fates over the years, a disproportionately large amount have overdosed on drugs, committed suicide, or were murdered.
Quit my job, buy a few nice condos in cities I like, beach/mountain houses in a few remote locales, travel a lot and probably just become a lifetime student.
Donate quite a bit to charity and my old rowing program and probably buy a 1+ boat of my own to take out when I want.
Not much else would change. If anything, volunteer more with the extra free time.
That kind of money brings more problems that solutions of acquired quickly.
Suddenly every friend and relative you have ever known is now called into suspect for their support of you. Politics will emerge from your immediate circles, whether you like it or not, as people curry for favors. Yes, you have all of that money, but unless you make friends of equivalent wealth, hide it from everyone you know, or piss it all away immediately you will never have lasting or authentic relationships from then on. And even when you do, should you be so lucky, you will be haunted by the specter that those closest to you may, in fact, just be in it for your wealth.
It's better to win something smaller, like 10-20k, than one of these huge prizes. That kind of money doesn't destroy lives. Look up the lottery winners fates over the years, a disproportionately large amount have overdosed on drugs, committed suicide, or were murdered.
boo this man
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KalTorakOne way or another, they all end up inthe Undercity.Registered Userregular
My mom told me about one of her co-workers at her old job who won a $10,000 lottery ticket, but she didn't want to have to pay taxes on it, so she got it framed and hung it in her living room instead of cashing it in.
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how many victorian gentleman would you buy
Take a couple hundred rolls of Gold Dollars and make it hail.
fuckin' new money, I swear
don't forget to demand they call you "sire"
"sigh-uh"
Oh and perform stand-up comedy at Open Mics all over the country because hey, no need for a job.
Coran Attack!
some poor stripper is going to get hit in the eye with a roll of Ben Franklins.
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She'll be getting hit in the eye with something else first
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I'd buy all of the pound dogs that are going to be put to sleep in the US for some arbitrary week , spay and neuter them, give them vetrinary care, and create a dogopolis in the plains of Idaho that people can go visit and get some dog love.
I'd hire a personal chef for myself, and a trainer, and a life motivator, to keep me happy and healthy and motivated.
The rest of the money left over would be given to my friends, with the express desire that they use it only for good.
probably conjunctivitis.
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I want an online coop action game about this.
Like seriously.
Then I'd get laid all the time and get Community up to six seasons and a movie.
Coran Attack!
However many can fit in my wardrobe.
and then I'd expand with more wardrobes all over the house. Just have the pick of the litter, never more than a few feet away.
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My mom told me about one of her co-workers at her old job who won a $10,000 lottery ticket, but she didn't want to have to pay taxes on it, so she got it framed and hung it in her living room instead of cashing it in.
Having a limitless supply of money would hardly change me. I'd still live how I do now. I just wouldn't ever worry about money any more.
I'm so boring.
Way better example
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zAyZff2FuQ
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmM0653YvXU
the irony is that i'd probably hit the top 50 with something like this.
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I was thinking more her boyfriend's fist because she didn't earn enough last week to cover his band's expenses and bar tab.
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That would be great thanks.
Yep
One a quarter I'd withdraw a shitload of cash in $100's and just roll around in them cackling wildly to myself
my habits would totally change, but as a person? nah.
If I win, I will give you a shitload of cash in $100's to roll around in and we'll post the video online to make $Texas.
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I would practically live on Savile Row.
When I wasn't boating in Oslo or exploring the ruins of Ancient Rome or eating cheese in France or playing in arcades in Japan.
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Just lean a little, stare em dead in the eye and ask, "You ever have sex on a bed of money?"
And then I'd spend the rest of the fortune on deep and meaningful research to see if money can really make you happy
That kind of money brings more problems that solutions of acquired quickly.
Suddenly every friend and relative you have ever known is now called into suspect for their support of you. Politics will emerge from your immediate circles, whether you like it or not, as people curry for favors. Yes, you have all of that money, but unless you make friends of equivalent wealth, hide it from everyone you know, or piss it all away immediately you will never have lasting or authentic relationships from then on. And even when you do, should you be so lucky, you will be haunted by the specter that those closest to you may, in fact, just be in it for your wealth.
It's better to win something smaller, like 10-20k, than one of these huge prizes. That kind of money doesn't destroy lives. Look up the lottery winners fates over the years, a disproportionately large amount have overdosed on drugs, committed suicide, or were murdered.
Donate quite a bit to charity and my old rowing program and probably buy a 1+ boat of my own to take out when I want.
Not much else would change. If anything, volunteer more with the extra free time.
I'd enjoy 1 million dollars quite a bit though.
boo this man
*chop nose*
Take that, face!