You know what I got instead of catcalls when I was in Iraq? Marriage proposals. Like, a shitton. Most of them were joking or wanted to immigrate to the US, I think, but there were a few who wanted me to stay in Iraq. One dude wanted me for his second wife. It was the weirdest shit.
And Didge, I agree with you about the horns. It makes me jump every time, and then I'm trying to figure out why they're honking at me when I ain't done a damn thing wrong. So, as a method of flirting, it fails. As a method for getting me to swear at them, it's extremely successful.
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You know what I got instead of catcalls when I was in Iraq? Marriage proposals. Like, a shitton. Most of them were joking or wanted to immigrate to the US, I think, but there were a few who wanted me to stay in Iraq. One dude wanted me for his second wife. It was the weirdest shit.
What??? I guess this must be a cultural thing but dang that's so weird!
Do any of y'all have makeup tips for making oneself look older? I'm thinking makeup for job interviews, here. I would like interviewers to believe that I am really 27, but I'm kind of stuck with a baby face.
Man, I know that feeling. I got carded yesterday when buying alcohol (which turned out to a needless purchase as my friends brought their own, but whatever) and it made me realise that I can either shave and look like a kid or keep it on and look like a crazed vagrant.
Boths looks have their ups and downs, I imagine. And it occurs to me that "grow a beard!" is exactly the opposite of helpful advice so I'll stop there I think
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EricsCharming to the lastChicago, ILRegistered Userregular
I look like I'm 19 forever and honestly at this point I just kind of deal with it and in a way enjoy it.
Great minds think alike Janson! I'm a sucker for teal/brown mixes
God yes, I'm thinking of getting more teal/brown into my wardrobe.
It's a pity that Tippy Thai didn't have a good teal canvas colour! I went for the same bag as Viv and WaM in the listed colours (pear + black) as I really do have enough purples/blues already. Plus, greens go quite nicely with purple.
I have a round baby-face, though I am also more on the tall & curvy side so I'm not often mistaken for a teen, just a bit younger than I am. It's quite nice, really; a little more hassle to have to constantly show ID, but I'd prefer that to looking older than my years for sure!
You know what I got instead of catcalls when I was in Iraq? Marriage proposals. Like, a shitton. Most of them were joking or wanted to immigrate to the US, I think, but there were a few who wanted me to stay in Iraq. One dude wanted me for his second wife. It was the weirdest shit.
What??? I guess this must be a cultural thing but dang that's so weird!
Maybe they have a fetish for women in uniform. I dunno, man.
Do any of y'all have makeup tips for making oneself look older? I'm thinking makeup for job interviews, here. I would like interviewers to believe that I am really 27, but I'm kind of stuck with a baby face.
Man, I know that feeling. I got carded yesterday when buying alcohol (which turned out to a needless purchase as my friends brought their own, but whatever) and it made me realise that I can either shave and look like a kid or keep it on and look like a crazed vagrant.
Boths looks have their ups and downs, I imagine. And it occurs to me that "grow a beard!" is exactly the opposite of helpful advice so I'll stop there I think
Dude, if I could grow a beard, I would. At least then I would stand out in a sea of applicants.
You'd have thought that a house would be a unique applicant. But no, everywhere you go, there's a long line of houses and other buildings just patiently waiting outside
Heh, @Janson and @bowtiedseal fuckit I'm gonna buy it, thanks for the advice
It's so damn CUTE
yesss! post pictures when you get it!
I really like the clutches posted, but I could never actually own one because I just know I would lose it. I have to have some kind of strap to attach it to myself. I have something like this for when I don't want to have a big purse and my essentials don't fit in my pockets (mine was half the price though! and a different pattern, but I can't find it online anymore.)
You know what I got instead of catcalls when I was in Iraq? Marriage proposals. Like, a shitton. Most of them were joking or wanted to immigrate to the US, I think, but there were a few who wanted me to stay in Iraq. One dude wanted me for his second wife. It was the weirdest shit.
What??? I guess this must be a cultural thing but dang that's so weird!
Maybe they have a fetish for women in uniform. I dunno, man.
Do any of y'all have makeup tips for making oneself look older? I'm thinking makeup for job interviews, here. I would like interviewers to believe that I am really 27, but I'm kind of stuck with a baby face.
Man, I know that feeling. I got carded yesterday when buying alcohol (which turned out to a needless purchase as my friends brought their own, but whatever) and it made me realise that I can either shave and look like a kid or keep it on and look like a crazed vagrant.
Boths looks have their ups and downs, I imagine. And it occurs to me that "grow a beard!" is exactly the opposite of helpful advice so I'll stop there I think
Dude, if I could grow a beard, I would. At least then I would stand out in a sea of applicants.
I have two grey hairs
Maybe even more than two
You could try that out
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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I always worry when I wear a pencil skirt that I will encounter a steep set of stairs and have to walk up them sideways like a crab. It doesn't stop me, but its in the back of my mind!
I always worry when I wear a pencil skirt that I will encounter a steep set of stairs and have to walk up them sideways like a crab. It doesn't stop me, but its in the back of my mind!
You have to make the pincers movements with your hands if this ever happens.
I always worry when I wear a pencil skirt that I will encounter a steep set of stairs and have to walk up them sideways like a crab. It doesn't stop me, but its in the back of my mind!
You have to make the pincers movements with your hands if this ever happens.
I always worry when I wear a pencil skirt that I will encounter a steep set of stairs and have to walk up them sideways like a crab. It doesn't stop me, but its in the back of my mind!
You have to make the pincers movements with your hands if this ever happens.
I always worry when I wear a pencil skirt that I will encounter a steep set of stairs and have to walk up them sideways like a crab. It doesn't stop me, but its in the back of my mind!
I do the really classy thing and hike my skirt up a bit so i have more freedom of movement
You know what I got instead of catcalls when I was in Iraq? Marriage proposals. Like, a shitton. Most of them were joking or wanted to immigrate to the US, I think, but there were a few who wanted me to stay in Iraq. One dude wanted me for his second wife. It was the weirdest shit.
What??? I guess this must be a cultural thing but dang that's so weird!
Maybe they have a fetish for women in uniform. I dunno, man.
Do any of y'all have makeup tips for making oneself look older? I'm thinking makeup for job interviews, here. I would like interviewers to believe that I am really 27, but I'm kind of stuck with a baby face.
Man, I know that feeling. I got carded yesterday when buying alcohol (which turned out to a needless purchase as my friends brought their own, but whatever) and it made me realise that I can either shave and look like a kid or keep it on and look like a crazed vagrant.
Boths looks have their ups and downs, I imagine. And it occurs to me that "grow a beard!" is exactly the opposite of helpful advice so I'll stop there I think
Dude, if I could grow a beard, I would. At least then I would stand out in a sea of applicants.
I have two grey hairs
Maybe even more than two
You could try that out
That would require me to stop dying my hair. I mean, for all I know, I've had grays for years, but my roots are mousy so it would be hard to tell.
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And Didge, I agree with you about the horns. It makes me jump every time, and then I'm trying to figure out why they're honking at me when I ain't done a damn thing wrong. So, as a method of flirting, it fails. As a method for getting me to swear at them, it's extremely successful.
What??? I guess this must be a cultural thing but dang that's so weird!
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Man, I know that feeling. I got carded yesterday when buying alcohol (which turned out to a needless purchase as my friends brought their own, but whatever) and it made me realise that I can either shave and look like a kid or keep it on and look like a crazed vagrant.
Boths looks have their ups and downs, I imagine. And it occurs to me that "grow a beard!" is exactly the opposite of helpful advice so I'll stop there I think
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God yes, I'm thinking of getting more teal/brown into my wardrobe.
It's a pity that Tippy Thai didn't have a good teal canvas colour! I went for the same bag as Viv and WaM in the listed colours (pear + black) as I really do have enough purples/blues already. Plus, greens go quite nicely with purple.
I have a round baby-face, though I am also more on the tall & curvy side so I'm not often mistaken for a teen, just a bit younger than I am. It's quite nice, really; a little more hassle to have to constantly show ID, but I'd prefer that to looking older than my years for sure!
Maybe they have a fetish for women in uniform. I dunno, man.
Dude, if I could grow a beard, I would. At least then I would stand out in a sea of applicants.
yesss! post pictures when you get it!
I really like the clutches posted, but I could never actually own one because I just know I would lose it. I have to have some kind of strap to attach it to myself. I have something like this for when I don't want to have a big purse and my essentials don't fit in my pockets (mine was half the price though! and a different pattern, but I can't find it online anymore.)
I have two grey hairs
Maybe even more than two
You could try that out
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
my butt does
Maybe I need to re-learn how to read
I think the image I have in my head is disturbing.
I'm just not sure though.
Which is more worrying.
I saw that as "crack called" and thought you were going to make an awful joke. I'm sorry Ed.
You have to make the pincers movements with your hands if this ever happens.
Promise me!
For you, Sil, I will. For you.
And that someone will probably be Sil. Having planned this very moment!
This is the best news I've had all day.
I'm already laughing.
yep me too
I do the really classy thing and hike my skirt up a bit so i have more freedom of movement
(maybe not the best solution)
Dammit!
This is one! Its tight on the thighs, so you can't get a long stride, but makes your arse look good.
I could always hike it up, that's true, Bits!
At this point, I no longer care.
That would require me to stop dying my hair. I mean, for all I know, I've had grays for years, but my roots are mousy so it would be hard to tell.
Boo Janson
Well exactly! You're not going to feel tip-top when you're so far along, I bet your muscles are really sore and all that!
Mostly I am fed up of the clothes! And of looking like a slob at work, but I'm also not really sure how to get around that.