I spent $1 on Mega Millions lottery ticket. I won $3.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
so my main file server took a dump this afternoon right before I was supposed to get off work. Think the embedded controller (that controlled the C: array) blew up. Fuck.
so my main file server took a dump this afternoon right before I was supposed to get off work. Think the embedded controller (that controlled the C: array) blew up. Fuck.
That reminds me that I haven't backed up my office computer since last summer. I should really get on that. But the semester is almost over, and I'll get a much more complete backup if I wait until it is...
It wasn't that jingoistic, and it even acknowledged Cap's status as a propaganda tool.
The only thing that annoyed me on that front was how the recruitment video had Cap marching alongside a black soldier even though the army was still segregated at that time.
Yes, historical accuracy is why that annoyed you.
/knowing wink
I'd be fine with simply not mentioning segregation in an action film that just happens to be set in that time period, but somehow I just don't think it's morally correct to outright contradict the reality of America's past treatment of black men and women.
I get the same feeling when I watch Gone With The Wind and see a version of the South where slaves were sassy, upbeat, and allowed to work reasonable hours. I could stomach it if the slaves weren't shown at all, but don't make our country look better by pretending that they were actually happy to be there.
so my main file server took a dump this afternoon right before I was supposed to get off work. Think the embedded controller (that controlled the C: array) blew up. Fuck.
That reminds me that I haven't backed up my office computer since last summer. I should really get on that. But the semester is almost over, and I'll get a much more complete backup if I wait until it is...
eh my data is fine. housed on different arrays. But reinstalling server 2003 and recreating all of the file shares is gonna suuuucccckkkk
how many people typically win for a 'normal' jackpot amount? how many more people play during the larger jackpot?
It's not just the number of people, too. It's the number of tickets purchased. During hyped jackpots, more people play, but also more people buy more than one ticket.
whats a mega ball
are there balls of different sizes bouncing around in there
The "Match" numbers all come from the same pool of 1-56, while the "MegaBall/Powerball" come from a separate pool. It adds a separate knob to fine-tune the odds of winning without blowing up the original combination calculation.
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Dr Mario KartGames DealerAustin, TXRegistered Userregular
Statistically, a bunch of people got into fatal car accidents today while on their way to buy their lottery ticket.
Watched a interesting story on the news about some lady who specializes in helping people who win the lottery.
She had some really great advice I never thought. Like people to hire, and how to manage your winnings.
Watched a interesting story on the news about some lady who specializes in helping people who win the lottery.
She had some really great advice I never thought. Like people to hire, and how to manage your winnings.
Watched a interesting story on the news about some lady who specializes in helping people who win the lottery.She had some really great advice I never thought. Like people to hire, and how to manage your winnings.
How on earth do you specialize in something like that?
Does she cold-call winners and hope to get through despite the innumerable other calls that they're bound to receive?
Watched a interesting story on the news about some lady who specializes in helping people who win the lottery.She had some really great advice I never thought. Like people to hire, and how to manage your winnings.
How on earth do you specialize in something like that?
Does she cold-call winners and hope to get through despite the innumerable other calls that they're bound to receive?
Post notices in lottery shops? Hang around outside and watch for regulars?
Watched a interesting story on the news about some lady who specializes in helping people who win the lottery.She had some really great advice I never thought. Like people to hire, and how to manage your winnings.
How on earth do you specialize in something like that?
Does she cold-call winners and hope to get through despite the innumerable other calls that they're bound to receive?
Is her name Dee Dee Moore?
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Watched a interesting story on the news about some lady who specializes in helping people who win the lottery.
She had some really great advice I never thought. Like people to hire, and how to manage your winnings.
Step #1: Hire someone who can tell you what to do with your winnings.
I...I see what she did there.
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Nova_CI have the needThe need for speedRegistered Userregular
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Will you get lucky tonight?
Lady Luck will do more than smile on you!
Pull the lever, grad the balls.
Alright, I think I'm all set. All I need now are some actors.
Yeah, as if it's just that easy.
You do realize you that no matter how simple pornos seem, they do still need an actual script, not to mention cameramen, grips, editors, and of course legal to make sure the government doesn't crawl up your ass, and not in a fun porn-y way. Do you know anything about any of that? I mean jeez Richy, have you put any practical thought into this whatsoever?
Possible Taglines:
Will you get lucky tonight?
Lady Luck will do more than smile on you!
Pull the lever, grad the balls.
Alright, I think I'm all set. All I need now are some actors.
Yeah, as if it's just that easy.
You do realize you that no matter how simple pornos seem, they do still need an actual script, not to mention cameramen, grips, editors, and of course legal to make sure the government doesn't crawl up your ass, and not in a fun porn-y way. Do you know anything about any of that? I mean jeez Richy, have you put any practical thought into this whatsoever?
If I won the lottery, I would immediately put most of the money in a sensible investment account with compound interest
and with the rest I would purchase some quality hookers and blow
Your family members would be kidnapped for large ransoms within 24 hours of you receiving the novelty-sized check. Your cousin's finger would be mailed to you with a $5 million price tag tied to it.
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Yes, but if you do have someone that you can trust with the cash that is also good with people cold-calling them all the time; a blind trust makes sure you don't hear from "long lost cousin earl, just looking you up".
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That reminds me that I haven't backed up my office computer since last summer. I should really get on that. But the semester is almost over, and I'll get a much more complete backup if I wait until it is...
46, 23, 38, 4, 2 Mega Ball 23
I'd be fine with simply not mentioning segregation in an action film that just happens to be set in that time period, but somehow I just don't think it's morally correct to outright contradict the reality of America's past treatment of black men and women.
I get the same feeling when I watch Gone With The Wind and see a version of the South where slaves were sassy, upbeat, and allowed to work reasonable hours. I could stomach it if the slaves weren't shown at all, but don't make our country look better by pretending that they were actually happy to be there.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
eh my data is fine. housed on different arrays. But reinstalling server 2003 and recreating all of the file shares is gonna suuuucccckkkk
It's not just the number of people, too. It's the number of tickets purchased. During hyped jackpots, more people play, but also more people buy more than one ticket.
Is there a layaway option?
I'm getting a bank loan.
5 + 0 $250,000
4 + 1 $10,000
4 + 0 $150
3 + 1 $150
2 + 1 $10
3 + 0 $7
1 + 1 $3
0 + 1 $2
That number on the right of the + is the Mega Ball.
are there balls of different sizes bouncing around in there
200% return, grats
You'll know it when you see it. MEGA ball.
Sound like the title for a lottery-themed porn movie if you ask me.
The "Match" numbers all come from the same pool of 1-56, while the "MegaBall/Powerball" come from a separate pool. It adds a separate knob to fine-tune the odds of winning without blowing up the original combination calculation.
Thank you, Dr. Sunshine.
She had some really great advice I never thought. Like people to hire, and how to manage your winnings.
Blind. Motherfucking. Trust.
Possible Taglines:
Will you get lucky tonight?
Lady Luck will do more than smile on you!
Pull the lever, grad the balls.
Alright, I think I'm all set. All I need now are some actors.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35142880/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/body-missing-lottery-winner-found/#.T3Z6xtmj4uo
How on earth do you specialize in something like that?
Does she cold-call winners and hope to get through despite the innumerable other calls that they're bound to receive?
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Post notices in lottery shops? Hang around outside and watch for regulars?
Is her name Dee Dee Moore?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I bought psychonauts on steam but it keeps freezing at the end of the first level
Step #1: Hire someone who can tell you what to do with your winnings.
I...I see what she did there.
The one tagline I want to see used is for a dinosaur thriller: "This ain't no walk in the park."
Yeah, as if it's just that easy.
You do realize you that no matter how simple pornos seem, they do still need an actual script, not to mention cameramen, grips, editors, and of course legal to make sure the government doesn't crawl up your ass, and not in a fun porn-y way. Do you know anything about any of that? I mean jeez Richy, have you put any practical thought into this whatsoever?
Jeez.
--LeVar Burton
Lamest imagination ever.
and with the rest I would purchase some quality hookers and blow
he was engaging in a
mental exercise
Your family members would be kidnapped for large ransoms within 24 hours of you receiving the novelty-sized check. Your cousin's finger would be mailed to you with a $5 million price tag tied to it.
Yes, but if you do have someone that you can trust with the cash that is also good with people cold-calling them all the time; a blind trust makes sure you don't hear from "long lost cousin earl, just looking you up".