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It's Naked Time, Doubleplus

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I did not need to know that about the penis

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    ew peccavi you perv
    stop stealing my ideas


    You both are the sweetest guys...I guess

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Don't you already have a partner, Sass?

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    yes
    is this news to you Sass? sorry

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Were we comparing Gatsby's penis to a sonic screwdriver? Did I miss this?

    Are we ever not comparing my penis to the sonic screwdriver?

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Gatsby, what colour does your penis light up when in use?

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Gatsby, what colour does your penis light up when in use?

    I can tell you right now, anything but the "red settings."

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    I don't like to be naked. Cool story.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    How do you feel about other people being naked and staring at you, Sara?

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    Uncomfortable. I think that's a normal response.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    maybe for you

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    I don't like being stared at in general, so I think them being nude would just add to my discomfort.

    Basically I am constantly unhappy in my own skin, is what I'm trying to say here. I am gross.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    i, on the other hand, have come to love and revel in the fact that i am pretty much ron jeremy without the prolific bulge

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I should be more naked more of the time. It would benefit my psoriasis.

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I haven't showered yet today so I am considering just working on practicing this monologue naked.


    And now I just kind of want to make nude Shakespeare a thing.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    hey wait til camp counseling to do nude shakespeare

    if you chumps show up this time

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I might be able to show up tomorrow

    Uhh

    Yeah, I've got an audition at 11:30 and I think that is it

    We'll see

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I haven't showered yet today so I am considering just working on practicing this monologue naked.


    And now I just kind of want to make nude Shakespeare a thing.

    i know what i'm doing at PAX

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    If I had friends that were as shameless as me I would already be making this a thing

    Orikae, will you be the nude Rosencrantz to my Guildenstern?

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    How many boners should Nakespeare have?

    Like do we need a Romeo who can get it up on command?

  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    No, you need a team of expert fluffers backstage.

  • The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    I like being naked alone but never get the opportunity with roommates. Although I do wonder what they would say if I was just chilling naked on the couch when they get home from work.

    Being naked around others I don't like however because I'm not comfortable with my self. But now that I think about it I've never been naked around anyone at least not in many a years.

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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    Naked shakeshisspear

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    He also had a habit of sticking things up his penis. Thankfully he grew out of it pretty quickly.

    He grows up, or grew up being really into urethral sounding.

    Wears a princes wand, every day.

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    nude sir toby belch

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I haven't showered yet today so I am considering just working on practicing this monologue naked.


    And now I just kind of want to make nude Shakespeare a thing.

    i know what i'm doing at PAX

    Id be a part of this. What play are we doing?

    Totally serious btw.

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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I haven't showered yet today so I am considering just working on practicing this monologue naked.


    And now I just kind of want to make nude Shakespeare a thing.

    i know what i'm doing at PAX

    Id be a part of this. What play are we doing?

    Totally serious btw.

    Dick III

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    ^^^^me skyping with campiane

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    I haven't showered yet today so I am considering just working on practicing this monologue naked.


    And now I just kind of want to make nude Shakespeare a thing.

    i know what i'm doing at PAX

    Id be a part of this. What play are we doing?

    Totally serious btw.

    I mean, I won't be at PAX

    But I would recommend probably Midsummer

    The piece I'm working on is from Tempest, it could work as well

    Winter's Tale has bears in it, but overall is an awful choice (it also has children)

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    and now we learn that mensch is essentially a female Sisqo

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    menschu where is your avataru?

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    i thought the naked thread of all places would accept me for what i am...

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Guys is there a website I can just go to that will allow me to use my webcam to record video?

    I'm trying to send this audition piece to one of my best friends so she can review it before tomorrow, and Facebook is awful at recording things (read: keeps failing to save my videos)

    Does youtube let me do things such as this? I am not a person who ever really records video

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Youtube will let you record things from your webcam.

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Youtube will let you record things from your webcam.

    Sweet

    This is what I have done

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    If I had friends that were as shameless as me I would already be making this a thing

    Orikae, will you be the nude Rosencrantz to my Guildenstern?

    absolutely

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    i wanna be naked merchant of venice

    wanna show off all my pounds of flesh

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Would a scrotum by any other name smell so sweet?

    9UsHUfk.jpgSteam
    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    scrote sniffin' was a popular elizabethean past time

    that and taint tattin'

    them english fuckin' loved alliteration

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