weirdspaceshipsi will eat your still-beating heartRegistered Userregular
>You are in the Group Therapy room. Stairs lead down. There is an elevator here. Exits: North, East, West, Down, or Enter (elevator)
>There is a zombie here, watching TV with its mouth wide open.
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blahmcblahYou pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly.Registered Userregular
>Hit zombie with fire extinguisher.
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vertroueI am FemaleTotes Not a SithRegistered Userregular
>Go East
Blood and Fire
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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weirdspaceshipsi will eat your still-beating heartRegistered Userregular
>You can't bludgeon the zombie! He'll just get back up.
>You are in one of the hospital's examination rooms. At the north end of the room there is a padlocked door with a sign on it. There is a syringe here. Exits: North (locked), East, West
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blahmcblahYou pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly.Registered Userregular
>Inject self with syringe.
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blahmcblahYou pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly.Registered Userregular
>Read sign on door.
>Break padlock with fire extinguisher.
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weirdspaceshipsi will eat your still-beating heartRegistered Userregular
>You inject yourself with the syringe. You feel sleepy and heavy. You pass out and wake up a few hours later, groggy. There is still some fluid left in the syringe.
>The sign reads: "Seclusion room. Keep locked." You'll need a key.
weirdspaceshipsi will eat your still-beating heartRegistered Userregular
>How the fuck have you survived in the modern world? Do you just put your mouth on whatever interesting thing you see, and you just start gnawing away like a fucking junkyard dog? "Oh, this looks important, better try to eat it. That's what rational people do." Like, do you seriously think that's going to help save your crazy-ass sister? She's up here somewhere. She's scared. A hospital full of zombies and one Pete, and she's depending on you. She needs you to help her. She is lost without you. But fuck her, I guess, there's too many non-food items in this disgusting hospital that I need to eat. I wonder if this chair tastes like anything? No. Tastes like a chair. What the fuck did I expect? Maybe this whole thing is a sham - maybe you're not saving a crazy person from their fate, but rather, you are the crazy person. What semblance of humanity I once had is being slowly drained away by your desire to eat EVERY FUCKING THING you come across. It's not food! None of it is food! The funny part? You're carrying around a fucking tray of food in your goddamn, I guess it's your pocket? And that's still there. You have food on you, but you insist on chewing on light switches and door knobs. What is your fucking problem?
>You set the dial to medium.
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weirdspaceshipsi will eat your still-beating heartRegistered Userregular
>The zombie jerks around and the lights flicker. The zombie is stunned! You may remove him from the chair. No, seriously. Go ahead.
Also, are you actually getting angry here? I try not to be a troll of sorts, but that makes me laugh harder.
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weirdspaceshipsi will eat your still-beating heartRegistered Userregular
>You turn the dial to high. The zombie jerks around and squeals. His brain explodes in a horrible gory mess! You get zombie all over you. Also, the lights go out - the entire hospital is plunged into darkness. You can't see anything.
>You are in the EST room where shock treatment occurs. There is a wheelchair here. Exits: West
weirdspaceshipsi will eat your still-beating heartRegistered Userregular
Haha, no way. I'm just fucking with ya. You're doing the right thing here - that's what makes this so great to play live, with a large group of people.
weirdspaceshipsi will eat your still-beating heartRegistered Userregular
>You are in one of the hospital's Examination rooms. At the north side of the room there is a padlocked door with a sign on it. Exits: North (locked), East, West
weirdspaceshipsi will eat your still-beating heartRegistered Userregular
>Woah, woah. Slow down there, Tex. Let's keep commands to a minimum, in case other people want to jump in.
>You enter the elevator. You go to B - the basement.
>You are in the basement, the entrance to the steam tunnels. There is a mop bucket here by the elevator. Exits: Enter (elevator), Enter (steam tunnels)
>INVENTORY: film reels, fire extinguisher, note, keycard, syringe, tray of food, wheelchair
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Exits: North, East, West, Down, or Enter (elevator)
>There is a zombie here, watching TV with its mouth wide open.
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
>You are in one of the hospital's examination rooms. At the north end of the room there is a padlocked door with a sign on it. There is a syringe here.
Exits: North (locked), East, West
>Break padlock with fire extinguisher.
>The sign reads: "Seclusion room. Keep locked." You'll need a key.
>Breaking or freezing the padlock won't work.
Exits: North, East, West, Down, or Enter (elevator)
>A zombie is here, watching TV with its mouth wide open.
>Go East Twice
Exits: West
>A zombie is sitting in the wheelchair, wired to the EST machine.
>Examine EST machine
>Set Dial to Medium
>You set the dial to medium.
Nah, cook it more first.
>Set Dial to High
>You are in the EST room where shock treatment occurs. There is a wheelchair here.
Exits: West
>Wield wheelchair
>Suddenly, the lights flicker back on! You have no idea why. They stay on.
Exits: North (locked), East, West
Exits: North, East, West, Down, Enter (elevator)
>There is a zombie here, watching TV with its mouth wide open.
>Hit button labelled B
>Inventory
>You enter the elevator. You go to B - the basement.
>You are in the basement, the entrance to the steam tunnels. There is a mop bucket here by the elevator.
Exits: Enter (elevator), Enter (steam tunnels)
>INVENTORY: film reels, fire extinguisher, note, keycard, syringe, tray of food, wheelchair
>Take bucket
>realize we are the real zombies
>Enter the Steam Tunnels.