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    towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    If he let us kill her I'm assuming it didn't make the game unwinnable
    >Check exits
    because I forgot

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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    >You shouldn't make too many assumptions.

    Exits: West

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    >go west

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You are standing in the hospital's cafeteria. Several corpses litter the floor.
    Exits: North, West, East

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    DumpShockDumpShock Does everyone? Registered User regular
    > go west

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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You are in the hospital intake. There is an elevator here. You can also take the stairs.
    Exits: South, East, West (locked), or Enter (elevator)

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    DumpShockDumpShock Does everyone? Registered User regular
    > Enter elevator
    > Press 2

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    >enter stairs

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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You enter the elevator. You go to the second floor.

    >You are in the Group Therapy room. Stairs lead down. There is an elevator here.
    Exits: North, East, West, Down (stairs), or Enter (elevator)

    >There is a zombie here, watching TV with its mouth wide open.

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    DumpShockDumpShock Does everyone? Registered User regular
    > Go west

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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You are in the Sleeping Quarters. This dark, stuffy room is filled with small cots.
    Exits: East

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    DumpShockDumpShock Does everyone? Registered User regular
    > Search Sleeping Quarters

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    blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    Surprised no one tried to eat Peggy (before or after we brutally murdered her).

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    blahmcblahblahmcblah You pick your side and you stick - you don't cut and run when things get ugly. Registered User regular
    >Take a nap on a cot.

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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >What would you like to examine in the Sleeping Quarters?

    >You feel refreshed, and wake up hoping that your sister isn't dead.

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    mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
    >Check under the sheets.

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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You find a stuffed bunny and a chalk drawing.

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    mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
    >Examine the chalk drawing.

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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >It's a crude drawing of an iguana. The name "lulu" is written next to it.

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    mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
    >Take the bunny and the drawing

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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You have the bunny and the drawing.

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    >Go east

    Blood and Fire
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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You go East. You are in the Group Therapy room. Stairs lead down. There is an elevator here.
    Exits: North, East, West, Down (stairs), Enter (elevator)

    >There is a zombie here, watching TV with its mouth wide open.
    Is anyone keeping a map?

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    mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Nope!
    >Go North

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    ^what he said

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    yes i am

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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You are in the restroom. Bloody footprints lead into one of the stalls. You see a pair of white shoes under another stall. There is a plunger here.
    Exits: South

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    mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
    > Take the plunger

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    >Open the stall door

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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You take the plunger. A zombie bursts from one of the stalls with its pants around its ankles! The pants-less zombie lunges for you!

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    DumpShockDumpShock Does everyone? Registered User regular
    >eat the plunger
    >plunger zombie to death

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    Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    >Hit zombie with plunger

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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    >smack it with plunger(can you plunge its face?)

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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You plunge the zombie's face. It can no longer bite you!

    >You enter the stall. Nurse Lily, inside, cries, "Get me out of here!" She can make her way out now that the zombie is gone.

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    ronrabronrab Registered User regular
    > ponder why you let the asylum patients help you solve this adventure

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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    >You ponder why you let the asylum patients help you solve this adventure. You decide: because Nurse Lily is clearly a Nurse and not a patient.

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    DumpShockDumpShock Does everyone? Registered User regular
    >ask nurse about sister

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    DumpShockDumpShock Does everyone? Registered User regular
    Also >eat nurse

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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >Nurse Lily says she heard scurrying and moving in the room next door, to the east.
    >She slaps you! "Not until we're wed!"

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    DumpShockDumpShock Does everyone? Registered User regular
    > Exit bathroom and go east
    >preform wedding with the plungered zombie as witness then eat nurse

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