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PAX East: I contracted PAX Pox...

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    My train is boarding in about twenty minutes, so it might be a near miss.

    Ah, damn. See you next year hopefully!

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    If you see people in PAX Easter shirts near a Dunkin' Donuts stand, then give a curt, knowing nod or something.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Gosh I hope my bus isn't packed. I want space to breathe, damn it.

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    zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    I managed to completely avoid the pax pox this year. A complete turnaround from 08 prime, where I was patient zero.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    zucchini wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    yes some of us were not wise enough to get a friday pass and are not in the picture

    it's probably for the best

    You could have definitely gotten into the panel without a pass.

    wellll someone should have said that when I said I didn't have a friday pass

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    zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    zucchini wrote: »
    Jars wrote: »
    yes some of us were not wise enough to get a friday pass and are not in the picture

    it's probably for the best

    You could have definitely gotten into the panel without a pass.

    wellll someone should have said that when I said I didn't have a friday pass

    Were you at the bar with us? If so, my bad :( I thought I checked with everyone.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    yes, but I didn't get in until 8:40 or so

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    zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Ah, sorry man :(

    I was able to get my hands on one but then they never checked for it the entire time anyway, so you could probably have just walked right in. I'd assume that was only the case because it was after midnight, and it was really just that one panel left.

    zucchini on
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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Rorus I had to go directly to the bus station, so I didn't get to look for you

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    I might be coming down with a PAX pox, but it's still in the early stages so it's hard to tell.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    I am going to spoiler this in case its planned for a Mike newspost, but check this out
    Paul Cristoforo says he spent the weekend at PAX and no one was the wiser. He tweeted photos from the floor but none of them had him in it because he didn't want to "blow his cover." People were replying to him with skepticism (and worse) and he would immediately escalate things to insulting people vulgarly, sometimes even racist (he even called Robert something derogatory).

    So, tonight, on his twitter, Mike wondered aloud about how Paul got into PAX and hung out all weekend with no one noticing him. Or if, perhaps, he had a friend that supplied him with the photos to tweet out himself. The timestamps on the photos made everything seem legit. Then, the bombshell:


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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    The other guy that was banned is a guy named Nathan Barnett. He's an actor/comedian/dancer who had a character named Kieth Apicary that's a complete socially inept video game nerd. He was up to random antics during the con, and apparently had some kind of unmentioned agreement with the Rooster Teeth guys during their panel where he would interrupt with some kind of bit.

    As I understand it Robert had him removed for being excessively disruptive.

    @Smart Hero I was at the panel, and saw the "bit."

    It involved him storming the stage, stripping to his briefs, and dancing on the panel table, after saying "Robert Khoo told me not to do this."

    I saw the Enforcers flanking him and his "security team" after the panel.

    I cannot say I was surprised, nor regretful.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Also; you people are all fucking awesome. <3

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Ah. On twitter he made it seem like 'I had all my paperwork in order and then they kicked me out anyway bloo bloo'

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Yeah, that's pretty much complete bullshit.

    He might as well have just baited Robert directly.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    My favorite moment of the whole expo:
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    I'm about five feet to the right. I'm really happy that I made it the whole weekend staying out of pictures.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I actually wasn't even there.

    That wasn't me guys. Sorry.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Or did you???

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Welp, my bus was delayed nearly a half hour but I am finally leaving. Bye everyone!

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    zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    Sassori is really just a collection of swag and a Teddy ruxpin rigged to read pages from children's books at random intervals

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Will still accept any and all shots, however.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    zucchini wrote: »
    Sassori is really just a collection of swag and a Teddy ruxpin rigged to read pages from children's books at random intervals

    Gosh, I wish

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Finally back, I'm gonna strive to get as much sleep as possible.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    You know who else sleeps?

    Babies.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Will still accept any and all shots, however.

    Always.

    I will always have shots.

    Now I can go to the next PAX Q & A and tell my own awkward story about how this PAX turned me into an alcoholic and all the terrible things I did to fuel my addiction.

    I'm looking forward to it. It will be a thrilling tale.

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Firstly, I just wanna say...

    Nothing. Matters.
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    You guys are awesome. I love you. Will you sign my badge? I brought you a whoopie pie that I only ate half of. I wrapped it up pretty quick. It's still fresh.

    Also, I have a story. It starts off sad but the ending...I don't know how it ends yet. Can you give me a job? And a hug?

    A hugjob?

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    You know who else sleeps?

    Babies.

    This is a bold lie

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    EffefEffef Who said your opinion mattered, Jones? Registered User regular
    Sassori wrote: »
    I'm really happy that I made it the whole weekend staying out of pictures.

    Oh whatever, you looked fine.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    You know who else sleeps?

    Babies.

    This is a bold lie

    Are you saying Bill has the Power?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Effef wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    I'm really happy that I made it the whole weekend staying out of pictures.

    Oh whatever, you looked fine.

    Thank you.

    But it's really that I don't like having my picture taken because I'm on the run from the law.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    So...

    Do we get to plan for PAX Prime yet?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    I had fun

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    @Zonugal

    Step 1: Get a room at the adjacent hotel.

    Step 2: TBA?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    So...

    Do we get to plan for PAX Prime yet?

    I got my plane voucher, supposedly.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    @Zonugal

    Step 1: Get a room at the adjacent hotel.

    Step 2: TBA?

    Ahahaha!!!!

    Like you can evade me.

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Guys this is the most uncomfortable bus ride ever.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    zonugal is always standing over you as you sleep

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    zonugal is always standing over you as you sleep

    Like an Arch-Angel.

    Guzzling milk.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    you're sleeping soundly

    suddenly

    a cold drip falls on your forehead

    you stir slightly

    and then another drip onto your nose

    you slowly open your eyes and all you can see is a cheshire grin

    dripping with milk

    welcome to pax

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