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[Parsely] Z-WARD: >eat shotgun

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    CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    > use wrench to turn off safety valve

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Hahahaha sorry, I couldn't help it.
    >examine pressure gauge

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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >The pressure seems to be within normal levels, currently.

    >With great effort, you manage to turn the safety valve off. The boiler begins to shake!

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    CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    > Stay in the Boiler Room and have a picnic

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >A wonderful idea. Your human death fills me with the notes of a sweet rhapsody for happiness.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    >examine chemical drums and see if they are able to be scooted closer to the boiler

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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >The drums are too heavy to lift. However, if a fire should start, the trail of chemicals in the room will amplify the explosion tenfold.

    >Steam begins to build up in the boiler...

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    >Run like the wind to the elevator

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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You enter the Steam Tunnels.
    Exits: South (basement), East (Lab), West (Boiler room)

    >The gauges climb into the red zone. Boiling steam hisses from the pipes!

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Should we hide in the basement? I'M PANICKING

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    mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You are in the basement.
    Exits: Enter (elevator), Enter (steam tunnels)

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    CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    > Enter elevator

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    >enter elevator

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    CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    > Press the "door close" button repeatedly and quickly

    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You enter the elevator. The doors close just in time!

    >The boiler explodes! The entire building is rocked. The elevator shakes. Frances hides deep in your shirt.

    >What floor would you like to go to?

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    TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    >Press 2, it's movie time!

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You go the second floor. When you open the elevator doors, most of this floor is gone. A burned Group Therapy room is all that remains. Which is fine, because the auditorium is on the first floor anyway.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    >change mind and go to first floor

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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    >You emerge from the elevator into a scene of utter chaos and carnage. Frances shakily stands up from the wheelchair and hugs you tight. Finally free from this nightmare, the two of you step out into the bright sunlight and leave Z-Ward behind, forever.

    >Thanks for playing! You scored an 80/110.

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    mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
    Whoa, we missed out on 30 points??? :/
    Anyway, that was fun! Thanks again for hosting, weirdspaceships.

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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    No problem! Had a lot of fun.

    You missed out on points by not saving someone, by blowing the lights, by saving, not shooting Dr. Ahmad, not getting your sister's medical file, and not watching the news report on TV.

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    That was cool. Thanks man!
    High fives all around! (We aren't going to survive long due to that iguana we ate. whoops!)

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    TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    >Eat Frances

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
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    weirdspaceshipsweirdspaceships i will eat your still-beating heart Registered User regular
    So, I'm prepping the next one. Or is everyone suffering burnout?

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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    So, I'm prepping the next one. Or is everyone suffering burnout?

    I am SO in. From the beginning thsi time!

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    mi-go huntermi-go hunter Once again I'm back in the lab. Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered User regular
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    vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Dude these are awesome~!!! having so much fun and laughing at all the eating and pissing at things!!

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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    TraceofToxinTraceofToxin King Nothing Registered User regular
    I'm ready to eat more stuff.

    Everyday I wake up is the worst day of my life.
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