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Mom Effect

Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchscritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
edited April 2012 in Social Entropy++
Meet Robyn Shepard.

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You can just call her Mama.

She's the newest inductee to the Council Spectres, but she doesn't really care about that. All she cares about

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Is the cash.

Looking for missing ships? Solving interstellar diplomatic disputes? Stopping satanic robots from consuming the galaxy? She ain't give a fuck about any of that.

The only thing she wants is REVENGE, on this man.

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Kaiden Alenko, real name Kaiden Klein, the dastardly older brother of the heir to the Calvin Klein fortune. He murdered his brother and Shepard's sister, and falsified his brother's will in order to inherit his vast riches. Then he escaped into space, where he thought no one could find him. But he thought wrong. Mama Shepard is hot on his trail, and is drawing him into a web of seduction so that she can strike him down at his most vulnerable.

In the meantime though, she's got to deal with all the fuck-ups of this guy:

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Donnell Udina, stoner turned mad scientist turned human ambassador. His weed-inspired genetic experiments are starting to wreak havoc all over the galaxy, and there's only one woman who can help him put a stop to it.

That is, if she can take time away from producing pornographic films with casual acquaintances.

Read about her ongoing adventures over at MOM EFFECT

List of ME3 multiplayer folks

Extensive multiplayer guide

Trailer for the free multiplayer DLC coming out tomorrow:

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    I'll win the OP one day

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    PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
    This is the only OP worth existing at this point.

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    PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
    Ie. Mom Effect is incredible

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I love mom effect

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    much better

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    SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    As much as I wanted to welcome our Batarian overlords.

    This is the Mass Effect thread we deserve.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I hadn't really been paying attention to the ME3 thread so when I saw multiplayer DLC my first question was, how much are they charging?

    OMG it's free

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    why can't i get the image of Grunt whining like Cartman outta my head: "but mooooooom!"

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    free just means they're charging in hugs

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    What was wrong with the other thread?

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    What was wrong with the other thread?

    batarians

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    worksintheoryworksintheory Registered User regular
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    http://oktotally.tumblr.com/

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Too bad there isn't a fourth Mass Effect in the pipe, or we'd probably run into a kleptomaniac Spectre named Robyn somewhere in the game

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    What was wrong with the other thread?

    Batarians.

    Also there is no Hegemony anymore.

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    What was wrong with the other thread?

    Batarians.

    Also there is no Hegemony anymore.

    wow, uh, spoiler?

    hmm, i still haven't started on ME3 yet, i better evac this thread :|

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    too batarian for our racist overlords

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Well that's dumb

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    singularity warp effect

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Hey Speedy, make sure you throw this out as a Carrot for your mom too. :p

    NOPE NOTHING HERE, JUST A PARANOID GUY.

    So sparkly!

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Dongs Galore wrote: »
    Too bad there isn't a fourth Mass Effect in the pipe, or we'd probably run into a kleptomaniac Spectre named Robyn somewhere in the game

    perhaps in the next BioWare game then, whatever it is

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    NumerosNumeros Goodness GraciousRegistered User regular
    Mom Effect has kept me incredibly entertained for over 24 hours now, so it's clearly something special. Speed, I hope you get your 500 followers.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Dongs Galore wrote: »
    Too bad there isn't a fourth Mass Effect in the pipe, or we'd probably run into a kleptomaniac Spectre named Robyn somewhere in the game

    still possible for DLC

    hope Taky still reads these threads

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Oh my gad. Free multiplayer DLC out today?

    It's like Christmas in April.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Goddamn substantial free DLC

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    i thought it was out tuesday?

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    Yeah, damn. That's the kind of stuff we'd be charged an arm and a leg for in any other game.

    Welp! Looks like I'm back to playing ME3 again!

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    this mom

    this is the BEST mom

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I'm going to try and rack up another couple 100k tonight to blow on whatever special equipment pack will be released with the DLC. So long as I get that robot engineer, c'monnnn robot engineer...

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Replaying Me3 reminded me of one small disappointment: (post-tuchanka spoiler)
    Udina's motives for backing Cerberus were never explored whatsoever

    The talk you have with him in his office at the start of the game actually adds some interesting nuance to his character, so I was disappointed to see him subsequently get shot without further fanfare

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Dongs Galore wrote: »
    Replaying Me3 reminded me of one small disappointment: (post-tuchanka spoiler)
    Udina's motives for backing Cerberus were never explored whatsoever

    The talk you have with him in his office at the start of the game actually adds some interesting nuance to his character, so I was disappointed to see him subsequently get shot without further fanfare

    That bugged me too. I guess the uncharacteristic competence and willingness to help at the beginning should've been a tip off.

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Dongs Galore wrote: »
    Replaying Me3 reminded me of one small disappointment: (post-tuchanka spoiler)
    Udina's motives for backing Cerberus were never explored whatsoever

    The talk you have with him in his office at the start of the game actually adds some interesting nuance to his character, so I was disappointed to see him subsequently get shot without further fanfare

    That bugged me too. I guess the uncharacteristic competence and willingness to help at the beginning should've been a tip off.

    maybe all that Just For Men™ seeped into his brain, and as his hair grew out more he turned back into his old self...

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    What was wrong with the other thread?

    Batarians.

    Also there is no Hegemony anymore.

    wow, uh, spoiler?

    hmm, i still haven't started on ME3 yet, i better evac this thread :|

    It's not like it's a big reveal, I'm pretty sure they don't even talk about it in the game... you learn it from a codex entry in the first 5 minutes (assuming you read codex entries about vile batarians. )

    Edit: This might even be something that came from other materials (like one of the novels) which is why they don't talk about it in the game.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    What was wrong with the other thread?

    Batarians.

    Also there is no Hegemony anymore.

    wow, uh, spoiler?

    hmm, i still haven't started on ME3 yet, i better evac this thread :|

    That isn't a spoiler, that is the outcome of arrival (where you learn that the reapers are right outside batarian space).

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    What was wrong with the other thread?

    Batarians.

    Also there is no Hegemony anymore.

    wow, uh, spoiler?

    hmm, i still haven't started on ME3 yet, i better evac this thread :|

    That happens before the game actually starts

    they posted about it on the Cerberus News Network

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    manwiththemachinegun wrote: »
    Hey Speedy, make sure you throw this out as a Carrot for your mom too. :p

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1u2jgCK2O1r9hre8o2_500.gif

    So sparkly!

    Ok, admittedly, that is the sexiest that greasy pompador has ever looked.


    Things the Wiki taught me:
    ■In the French version, batarians are called "butarians". This may have been because the French word "batard" means "bastard".

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Me and Dongs got a silver lobby going and we need two more. Come get some!

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I really do hope that they plan to explore the setting some more

    As I said in the last thread, I would love a game set, oh, maybe right before the events of ME1 where you played as a Spectre (of some non-human species, necessarily) or a member of STG

    It could be the Halo ODST of the ME series

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    manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    Hey Racer, I gave a shout to to Mom Effect on my ME3 Gurren Lagann parody vid, hopefully that'll get some more interst going. :p

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    Dongs Galore wrote: »
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    What was wrong with the other thread?

    Batarians.

    Also there is no Hegemony anymore.

    wow, uh, spoiler?

    hmm, i still haven't started on ME3 yet, i better evac this thread :|

    That happens before the game actually starts

    they posted about it on the Cerberus News Network

    i never caught it i guess. i mean, given what happens in Arrival, it makes complete sense.

    apologies!

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    nothing to apologize for, it does sound like a huge spoiler at first glance

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