Courts have ruled that when a woman has taken the semen from a condom a man used for sex with a different woman and has inserted it in herself, the man must still pay child support.
Courts have ruled that when a woman has taken the semen from a condom a man used for sex with a different woman and has inserted it in herself, the man must still pay child support.
whered i put my pen this is good shit
This is why I ritualistically burn all used condoms.
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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
Courts have ruled that when a woman has taken the semen from a condom a man used for sex with a different woman and has inserted it in herself, the man must still pay child support.
whered i put my pen this is good shit
This is why I ritualistically burn all used condoms.
protip: remove condom from penis before setting on fire
im trying to figure out that one about the lady who saved semen from oral sex and somehow made use of it
now we all know that spitting it back up on the floor and rolling in it while laughing manically doesnt make you pregnant from experience, but how could she have saved it for so long to give to the semen doctors who apparently accept donations in turkey baster form? she couldnt have used the freezer because her unfairly won divorce child would be taking up too much room
ill have to fly over to the friend zone and ask myself
Courts have ruled that when a woman has taken the semen from a condom a man used for sex with a different woman and has inserted it in herself, the man must still pay child support.
whered i put my pen this is good shit
This is why I ritualistically burn all used condoms.
protip: remove condom from penis before setting on fire
Would have been nice to have known this last week.
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Ubikoh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by thenRegistered Userregular
im trying to figure out that one about the lady who saved semen from oral sex and somehow made use of it
now we all know that spitting it back up on the floor and rolling in it while laughing manically doesnt make you pregnant from experience, but how could she have saved it for so long to give to the semen doctors who apparently accept donations in turkey baster form? she couldnt have used the freezer because her unfairly won divorce child would be taking up too much room
ill have to fly over to the friend zone and ask myself
well she was a doctor herself so maybe she had some sperm freshness measures ready
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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
im trying to figure out that one about the lady who saved semen from oral sex and somehow made use of it
now we all know that spitting it back up on the floor and rolling in it while laughing manically doesnt make you pregnant from experience, but how could she have saved it for so long to give to the semen doctors who apparently accept donations in turkey baster form? she couldnt have used the freezer because her unfairly won divorce child would be taking up too much room
ill have to fly over to the friend zone and ask myself
I saw a documentary video on dumpstersluts.com of a woman who could perform oral sex on herself so maybe she just spat it back into herself after mensch
a tiny little plastic or paper cup won't pollute any more than the stuff that already goes on in public bathrooms, with the amount of people taking ten paper towels or the people who crumple up the TP
plus all that stuff is a drop in the ocean compared to agriculture and global warming isn't man-made anyway sooooo
a tiny little plastic or paper cup won't pollute any more than the stuff that already goes on in public bathrooms, with the amount of people taking ten paper towels or the people who crumple up the TP
plus all that stuff is a drop in the ocean compared to agriculture and global warming isn't man-made anyway sooooo
what
I have seen numerous youtube videos offering credible testimony towards this conclusion
a tiny little plastic or paper cup won't pollute any more than the stuff that already goes on in public bathrooms, with the amount of people taking ten paper towels or the people who crumple up the TP
plus all that stuff is a drop in the ocean compared to agriculture and global warming isn't man-made anyway sooooo
what
I have seen numerous youtube videos offering credible testimony towards this conclusion
if global warming is real how come its snowing outside hmmmmm
Good Ol' Sharon Roadhouse, I wonder what happened to her.
She got her throat ripped out by Patrick Swayze.
So, what your saying is she's... unavailable?
Shame, she had some pretty good rolls back in the day, if you know what I mean.
I was a big fan of her butter...knowwhati'msayin?
Preachin' to the choir. The rest of her...menu left a bit to be desired though.
Seriously, I don't like Roadhouse. Except for the part where they do the whole "lets give a big yeeeehaaaaww" for birthdays. It drives my wife absolutely ape shit, which is amusing for me.
Good Ol' Sharon Roadhouse, I wonder what happened to her.
She got her throat ripped out by Patrick Swayze.
So, what your saying is she's... unavailable?
Shame, she had some pretty good rolls back in the day, if you know what I mean.
I was a big fan of her butter...knowwhati'msayin?
Preachin' to the choir. The rest of her...menu left a bit to be desired though.
Seriously, I don't like Roadhouse. Except for the part where they do the whole "lets give a big yeeeehaaaaww" for birthdays. It drives my wife absolutely ape shit, which is amusing for me.
Pourin' out a little liquor for Susan Roudhouse and her buttered rolls.
a tiny little plastic or paper cup won't pollute any more than the stuff that already goes on in public bathrooms, with the amount of people taking ten paper towels or the people who crumple up the TP
plus all that stuff is a drop in the ocean compared to agriculture and global warming isn't man-made anyway sooooo
what
almost made this exact post
couldn't decide if he was being facetious or a tool about semantics or trolling or what though
the "it's just a drop in the bucket" thing annoys the fuck out of me
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Ubikoh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by thenRegistered Userregular
edited April 2012
guys Santorum dropped out of the race
Ubik on
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Picked me out in the nursery she did, the filthy pervert
would you drink from your local chic-fil-a's public-use bottle of mouthwash
Why not?
It's not like you're going to get herpes
that aside, no fucking way
It happens sometimes when a new page starts
I saw your name in the thread, but then when I clicked... nothing!
Mori are you trying to scam me into clicking this thread?
http://www.glennsacks.com/sperm_theft_ruling.htm
warning: all women will steal your cum and use it to trap you into paying child support!
Yeah
Now you owe me fiiive dollars
whered i put my pen this is good shit
My sister is 11. Send this fucker to jail
This is why I ritualistically burn all used condoms.
protip: remove condom from penis before setting on fire
i wonder how many of those cases are actually a "court ruling" and how many are "the defendant failing to prove their theory"
Bleh.
now we all know that spitting it back up on the floor and rolling in it while laughing manically doesnt make you pregnant from experience, but how could she have saved it for so long to give to the semen doctors who apparently accept donations in turkey baster form? she couldnt have used the freezer because her unfairly won divorce child would be taking up too much room
ill have to fly over to the friend zone and ask myself
Yeah. Sounds like some dude was trying some really convoluted theory to not have to tell his SO that he cheated and didn't use a condom.
Would have been nice to have known this last week.
well she was a doctor herself so maybe she had some sperm freshness measures ready
I saw a documentary video on dumpstersluts.com of a woman who could perform oral sex on herself so maybe she just spat it back into herself after mensch
don't you know anything about childbirth
Good Ol' Sharon Roadhouse, I wonder what happened to her.
She got her throat ripped out by Patrick Swayze.
what
So, what your saying is she's... unavailable?
Shame, she had some pretty good rolls back in the day, if you know what I mean.
I was a big fan of her butter...knowwhati'msayin?
I have seen numerous youtube videos offering credible testimony towards this conclusion
how u gonna refute this man
if global warming is real how come its snowing outside hmmmmm
I'll give you his facebook name and you can go roadhouse that guy. He even had a creepy mustache too.
Coran Attack!
Preachin' to the choir. The rest of her...menu left a bit to be desired though.
Seriously, I don't like Roadhouse. Except for the part where they do the whole "lets give a big yeeeehaaaaww" for birthdays. It drives my wife absolutely ape shit, which is amusing for me.
Pourin' out a little liquor for Susan Roudhouse and her buttered rolls.
almost made this exact post
couldn't decide if he was being facetious or a tool about semantics or trolling or what though
the "it's just a drop in the bucket" thing annoys the fuck out of me
Did he try to give his stuff to gringrich? Or however the process works
maybe now discourse in the United States can start making up the sixty years it lost since the GOP primaries started
the world is his basement