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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    @Janson is three years older than me

    Picked me out in the nursery she did, the filthy pervert

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Arang wrote: »
    no, herpes is a viral disease

    but I find your assumptions calumnious against people who leave mouthwash in public bathrooms

    would you drink from your local chic-fil-a's public-use bottle of mouthwash



    Brolo on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    Arang wrote: »
    no, herpes is a viral disease

    but I find your assumptions calumnious against people who leave mouthwash in public bathrooms

    would you drink from your local chic-fil-a's public-use bottle of mouthwash



    Why not?

    It's not like you're going to get herpes

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    there is no local chic-fil-a, or even one anywhere on my continent

    that aside, no fucking way

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    i leave delicious bottles of my eggs lying around public places for some of that sweet false rape accusation money, as all women do

    mensch-o-matic on
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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Wait I swear I made a post in this thread, what the hell happened to it

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    It's still in your profile, it just got lost

    It happens sometimes when a new page starts

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Mystery pooooost

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Wait I swear I made a post in this thread, what the hell happened to it

    I saw your name in the thread, but then when I clicked... nothing!

    Mori are you trying to scam me into clicking this thread?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    i leave delicious bottles of my eggs lying around public places for some of that sweet false rape accusation money, as all women do

    http://www.glennsacks.com/sperm_theft_ruling.htm

    warning: all women will steal your cum and use it to trap you into paying child support!

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Wait I swear I made a post in this thread, what the hell happened to it

    I saw your name in the thread, but then when I clicked... nothing!

    Mori are you trying to scam me into clicking this thread?

    Yeah

    Now you owe me fiiive dollars

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    Courts have ruled that when a woman has taken the semen from a condom a man used for sex with a different woman and has inserted it in herself, the man must still pay child support.

    whered i put my pen this is good shit

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Sorry. The 11 year old is a girl. The 16 year old is a boy. The girl's parents were cool with the whole situation.

    My sister is 11. Send this fucker to jail

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Courts have ruled that when a woman has taken the semen from a condom a man used for sex with a different woman and has inserted it in herself, the man must still pay child support.

    whered i put my pen this is good shit

    This is why I ritualistically burn all used condoms.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Courts have ruled that when a woman has taken the semen from a condom a man used for sex with a different woman and has inserted it in herself, the man must still pay child support.

    whered i put my pen this is good shit

    This is why I ritualistically burn all used condoms.

    protip: remove condom from penis before setting on fire

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Rolo wrote: »
    i leave delicious bottles of my eggs lying around public places for some of that sweet false rape accusation money, as all women do

    http://www.glennsacks.com/sperm_theft_ruling.htm

    warning: all women will steal your cum and use it to trap you into paying child support!

    i wonder how many of those cases are actually a "court ruling" and how many are "the defendant failing to prove their theory"

    Ubik on
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    It still irks me when people don't even try to spell things right on the facebook.

    Bleh.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    im trying to figure out that one about the lady who saved semen from oral sex and somehow made use of it

    now we all know that spitting it back up on the floor and rolling in it while laughing manically doesnt make you pregnant from experience, but how could she have saved it for so long to give to the semen doctors who apparently accept donations in turkey baster form? she couldnt have used the freezer because her unfairly won divorce child would be taking up too much room

    ill have to fly over to the friend zone and ask myself

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    a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    i leave delicious bottles of my eggs lying around public places for some of that sweet false rape accusation money, as all women do

    http://www.glennsacks.com/sperm_theft_ruling.htm

    warning: all women will steal your cum and use it to trap you into paying child support!

    i wonder how many of those cases are actually a "court ruling" and how many are "the defendant failing to prove their theory"

    Yeah. Sounds like some dude was trying some really convoluted theory to not have to tell his SO that he cheated and didn't use a condom.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Rolo wrote: »
    Courts have ruled that when a woman has taken the semen from a condom a man used for sex with a different woman and has inserted it in herself, the man must still pay child support.

    whered i put my pen this is good shit

    This is why I ritualistically burn all used condoms.

    protip: remove condom from penis before setting on fire

    Would have been nice to have known this last week.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    im trying to figure out that one about the lady who saved semen from oral sex and somehow made use of it

    now we all know that spitting it back up on the floor and rolling in it while laughing manically doesnt make you pregnant from experience, but how could she have saved it for so long to give to the semen doctors who apparently accept donations in turkey baster form? she couldnt have used the freezer because her unfairly won divorce child would be taking up too much room

    ill have to fly over to the friend zone and ask myself

    well she was a doctor herself so maybe she had some sperm freshness measures ready

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    im trying to figure out that one about the lady who saved semen from oral sex and somehow made use of it

    now we all know that spitting it back up on the floor and rolling in it while laughing manically doesnt make you pregnant from experience, but how could she have saved it for so long to give to the semen doctors who apparently accept donations in turkey baster form? she couldnt have used the freezer because her unfairly won divorce child would be taking up too much room

    ill have to fly over to the friend zone and ask myself

    I saw a documentary video on dumpstersluts.com of a woman who could perform oral sex on herself so maybe she just spat it back into herself after mensch

    don't you know anything about childbirth



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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
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    Good Ol' Sharon Roadhouse, I wonder what happened to her.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    damn!! better give up on medschool if i hadnt even thought of such simple solutions to an every day problem like this

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Sticks wrote: »
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    Good Ol' Sharon Roadhouse, I wonder what happened to her.

    She got her throat ripped out by Patrick Swayze.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Arang wrote: »
    a tiny little plastic or paper cup won't pollute any more than the stuff that already goes on in public bathrooms, with the amount of people taking ten paper towels or the people who crumple up the TP

    plus all that stuff is a drop in the ocean compared to agriculture and global warming isn't man-made anyway sooooo

    what

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    Sticks wrote: »
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    Good Ol' Sharon Roadhouse, I wonder what happened to her.

    She got her throat ripped out by Patrick Swayze.

    So, what your saying is she's... unavailable?

    Shame, she had some pretty good rolls back in the day, if you know what I mean.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Sticks wrote: »
    Sticks wrote: »
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    Good Ol' Sharon Roadhouse, I wonder what happened to her.

    She got her throat ripped out by Patrick Swayze.

    So, what your saying is she's... unavailable?

    Shame, she had some pretty good rolls back in the day, if you know what I mean.

    I was a big fan of her butter...knowwhati'msayin?

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    Artreus wrote: »
    Arang wrote: »
    a tiny little plastic or paper cup won't pollute any more than the stuff that already goes on in public bathrooms, with the amount of people taking ten paper towels or the people who crumple up the TP

    plus all that stuff is a drop in the ocean compared to agriculture and global warming isn't man-made anyway sooooo

    what

    I have seen numerous youtube videos offering credible testimony towards this conclusion

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    ive read numerous wikipedia articles that say youre wrong what now

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
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    how u gonna refute this man

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Arang wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    Arang wrote: »
    a tiny little plastic or paper cup won't pollute any more than the stuff that already goes on in public bathrooms, with the amount of people taking ten paper towels or the people who crumple up the TP

    plus all that stuff is a drop in the ocean compared to agriculture and global warming isn't man-made anyway sooooo

    what

    I have seen numerous youtube videos offering credible testimony towards this conclusion

    if global warming is real how come its snowing outside hmmmmm

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    BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Sorry. The 11 year old is a girl. The 16 year old is a boy. The girl's parents were cool with the whole situation.

    My sister is 11. Send this fucker to jail

    I'll give you his facebook name and you can go roadhouse that guy. He even had a creepy mustache too.

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    Coran Attack!
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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    Sticks wrote: »
    Sticks wrote: »
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    Good Ol' Sharon Roadhouse, I wonder what happened to her.

    She got her throat ripped out by Patrick Swayze.

    So, what your saying is she's... unavailable?

    Shame, she had some pretty good rolls back in the day, if you know what I mean.

    I was a big fan of her butter...knowwhati'msayin?

    Preachin' to the choir. The rest of her...menu left a bit to be desired though.

    Seriously, I don't like Roadhouse. Except for the part where they do the whole "lets give a big yeeeehaaaaww" for birthdays. It drives my wife absolutely ape shit, which is amusing for me.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Sticks wrote: »
    Sticks wrote: »
    Sticks wrote: »
    tumblr_m28zrpgezb1rtxouco1_500.png

    Good Ol' Sharon Roadhouse, I wonder what happened to her.

    She got her throat ripped out by Patrick Swayze.

    So, what your saying is she's... unavailable?

    Shame, she had some pretty good rolls back in the day, if you know what I mean.

    I was a big fan of her butter...knowwhati'msayin?

    Preachin' to the choir. The rest of her...menu left a bit to be desired though.

    Seriously, I don't like Roadhouse. Except for the part where they do the whole "lets give a big yeeeehaaaaww" for birthdays. It drives my wife absolutely ape shit, which is amusing for me.

    Pourin' out a little liquor for Susan Roudhouse and her buttered rolls.

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    Artreus wrote: »
    Arang wrote: »
    a tiny little plastic or paper cup won't pollute any more than the stuff that already goes on in public bathrooms, with the amount of people taking ten paper towels or the people who crumple up the TP

    plus all that stuff is a drop in the ocean compared to agriculture and global warming isn't man-made anyway sooooo

    what

    almost made this exact post

    couldn't decide if he was being facetious or a tool about semantics or trolling or what though

    the "it's just a drop in the bucket" thing annoys the fuck out of me

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    guys Santorum dropped out of the race

    Ubik on
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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    guys Santorum dropped out of the race

    Did he try to give his stuff to gringrich? Or however the process works

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    LockoutLockout I am still searching Registered User regular
    hell yeah. best news all week

    maybe now discourse in the United States can start making up the sixty years it lost since the GOP primaries started

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
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    how u gonna refute this man

    the world is his basement

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