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[WH40,000] Tales of the Neckbeard and Adventures in Crazyland, 1000 FLGS stories.

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  • Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    The seal is broken.

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  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    Well now you gotta paint them. It's a moral imperative.

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  • MatriasMatrias Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    hey guys, I'm looking to offload some Space Wolves models.

    I mostly just want to get back what I paid for them (plus the cost to have to ship them). Grey hunters, terminators, a dreadnought, etc. They're all painted to a high table-top quality. Most are blue-grey, some a pair of them are grey-grey.

    If you know anyone interested, point them at me.

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  • ChrysisChrysis Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Dayspring wrote: »
    Oooh, there's going to be a Japanese Golden Demon and Games Day apparently

    Games Day Japan? Got any more info on that? I'd be interested in checking that out.

    EDIT: Found an ad for Golden Daemon 2012 at the end of their events catalogue. Sometime in August by the looks of it.

    Chrysis on
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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    I joined something awful. I am scared to post.

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  • ElderCatElderCat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Open it, you know you want to. If you need more I have about ten of them still sealed....
    ... why?

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  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    I joined something awful. I am scared to post.

    You know, I've thought about this a few times...but I just don't like the culture of SA every time I run into one of the more dedicated members. A lot of this stems from my time with them in Eve.

  • NaxNax For Sanguinius! Registered User regular
    The original C&C's have amazing soundtracks. Shit I still love to listen to today

    The following people are amazing and I love them: Wildcat, Timspork, Kias, Denada, susan, Sharp101, [GHSC]Ryctor, Matev, Matrias, ItBurns, Slapnuts, Dayspring, see317, and the unknown poster that sent me a box of Death Company! <3 If you get them as Santees you should buy them amazing things!
  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    Actually,
    I joined something awful. I am scared to post.

    You know, I've thought about this a few times...but I just don't like the culture of SA every time I run into one of the more dedicated members. A lot of this stems from my time with them in Eve.

    Oh Eve

    Such a good idea, spoiled by human nature

  • mr_michmr_mich Mmmmagic. MDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Nax wrote: »
    The original C&C's have amazing soundtracks. Shit I still love to listen to today

    Detruire tout, c'est une obligation.

    Edit: I was into EVE years ago, before I started posting here. I bet I would've enjoyed it a lot more with PA Bros. 8->

    mr_mich on
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    I joined something awful. I am scared to post.

    You know, I've thought about this a few times...but I just don't like the culture of SA every time I run into one of the more dedicated members. A lot of this stems from my time with them in Eve.

    Did it for the tabletop threads.

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  • SJSJ College. Forever.Registered User regular
    Nax wrote: »
    The original C&C's have amazing soundtracks. Shit I still love to listen to today

    I'm a mechanical
    I'm a mechanical
    I'm a mechanical man

  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    Farangu wrote: »
    Actually,
    I joined something awful. I am scared to post.

    You know, I've thought about this a few times...but I just don't like the culture of SA every time I run into one of the more dedicated members. A lot of this stems from my time with them in Eve.

    Oh Eve

    Such a good idea, spoiled by human nature

    That was the whole point of EVE, I thought.

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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Farangu wrote: »
    Actually,
    I joined something awful. I am scared to post.

    You know, I've thought about this a few times...but I just don't like the culture of SA every time I run into one of the more dedicated members. A lot of this stems from my time with them in Eve.

    Oh Eve

    Such a good idea, spoiled by human nature

    That was the whole point of EVE, I thought.

    Yeah pretty much

  • DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    Chrysis wrote: »
    Dayspring wrote: »
    Oooh, there's going to be a Japanese Golden Demon and Games Day apparently

    Games Day Japan? Got any more info on that? I'd be interested in checking that out.

    EDIT: Found an ad for Golden Daemon 2012 at the end of their events catalogue. Sometime in August by the looks of it.

    I can't read Kanji but a friend on twitter pointed it out.

    Also the C&C soundtracks (well, the original and RA anyway) were amazing

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  • ChrysisChrysis Registered User regular
    I'll have to dig around on their website a bit more then.

    I'd also like to highly praise the RA2 soundtrack.

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  • DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    Chrysis wrote: »
    I'll have to dig around on their website a bit more then.

    I'd also like to highly praise the RA2 soundtrack.

    Did I fuck up and forget to post a link?
    Looks like I did! 18th of August

    Also, the following is clearly king of all C&C music
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-gI_pFog0

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  • saluksicsaluksic Registered User regular
    mr_mich wrote: »
    Nax wrote: »
    The original C&C's have amazing soundtracks. Shit I still love to listen to today

    Detruire tout, c'est une obligation.

    Edit: I was into EVE years ago, before I started posting here. I bet I would've enjoyed it a lot more with PA Bros. 8->

    Shit Mich, I'm not a French major.
    My wife is. She translated.

    Law, you seem like you oughta be a goon. I really liked the comedy goldmine about cat food.

    Val, I get the not wanting to sell models. I don't think I'd ever get rid of any of my minis after owning and painting them. They are worth more to me than anyone would ever pay.

  • ChrysisChrysis Registered User regular
    Dayspring wrote: »
    Chrysis wrote: »
    I'll have to dig around on their website a bit more then.

    I'd also like to highly praise the RA2 soundtrack.

    Did I fuck up and forget to post a link?
    Looks like I did! 18th of August

    Looks like it's just Golden Daemon, which isn't quite as exciting. Looks like 1000yen admission, but actually entering the contests is free. I'm not sure where it's being held, but the point of contact is right next to the Jinbocho store. Looks like GW might have offices there.

    Tri-Optimum reminds you that there are only one-hundred-sixty-three shopping days until Christmas. Just 1 extra work cycle twice a week will give you the spending money you need to make this holiday a very special one.
  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    Dayspring wrote: »
    Chrysis wrote: »
    I'll have to dig around on their website a bit more then.

    I'd also like to highly praise the RA2 soundtrack.

    Did I fuck up and forget to post a link?
    Looks like I did! 18th of August

    Also, the following is clearly king of all C&C music
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-gI_pFog0

    I made that my brother's ringtone since he plays IG.

    Speaking of, just played a 2v2 game with my Marines (me and a friend using my marines) against some Chaos Marines and Deamons.
    1500 each (or in my case 3000 vs 1500+1500).

    It didn't go so well for me.

    The mounted deamons just tore through our flank like paper.

    Actually, thinking about it, we had a bigger problem with the deamons than the CMs.

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  • Khade97Khade97 PE10, UKRegistered User regular
    @valhalla130 - you said you were looking for a case. I am not sure if you can get them where you live, but the KR Card Multicase I recently got is great. Cheap but really strong.

    You can get them with a outer bag, but the card on its own has done me well for just getting to/from friends.

  • Custom SpecialCustom Special I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm Sounders 'til I die!Registered User regular
    Dayspring wrote: »
    Chrysis wrote: »
    I'll have to dig around on their website a bit more then.

    I'd also like to highly praise the RA2 soundtrack.

    Did I fuck up and forget to post a link?
    Looks like I did! 18th of August

    Also, the following is clearly king of all C&C music
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-gI_pFog0

    Abso-friggin-lutely.
    I bought the collector's version of Red Alert way back when at EB Games and it had the guide and soundtrack. I still listen to this soundtrack because it is so good. Most music 15 years old sure doesn't stand up nearly so well.

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  • mr_michmr_mich Mmmmagic. MDRegistered User regular
    saluksic wrote: »
    mr_mich wrote: »
    Nax wrote: »
    The original C&C's have amazing soundtracks. Shit I still love to listen to today

    Detruire tout, c'est une obligation.

    Edit: I was into EVE years ago, before I started posting here. I bet I would've enjoyed it a lot more with PA Bros. 8->

    Shit Mich, I'm not a French major.
    My wife is. She translated.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBW7fb8R9a0

  • altmannaltmann Registered User regular
    So there's a 1k tourney next weekend and how's this for a 1k IG dicklist:

    1000 Pts - Imperial Guard Roster

    Total Roster Cost: 1000

    HQ: Company Command Squad (7#, 145 pts)
    . . 2 Company Command Squad, 44 pts = 2 * 6 (base cost 6) + Plasma gun x2 30 + w/Lascannon 32
    . . . . 1 Veteran Heavy Weapon Team, 30 pts = (base cost 10 + Lascannon 20)
    . . . . 1 Company Commander, 26 pts
    . . . . 1 Bodyguard, 15 pts
    . . . . 1 Master of Ordnance, 30 pts

    Heavy Support: Hydra Flak Tank Battery (2#, 150 pts)
    . . 1 Hydra Flak Tank Battery, 0 pts
    . . . . 1 Hydra Flak Tank, 75 pts
    . . . . 1 Hydra Flak Tank, 75 pts

    Heavy Support: Ordnance Battery (3#, 225 pts)
    . . 1 Ordnance Battery, 0 pts
    . . . . 1 Griffon, 75 pts
    . . . . 1 Griffon, 75 pts
    . . . . 1 Griffon, 75 pts

    Troops: Penal Legion Squad (10#, 80 pts)
    . . 9 Penal Legion Squad, 72 pts = 9 * 8
    . . . . 1 Penal Custodian, 8 pts

    Troops: Penal Legion Squad (10#, 80 pts)
    . . 9 Penal Legion Squad, 72 pts = 9 * 8
    . . . . 1 Penal Custodian, 8 pts

    Fast Attack: Vendetta Gunship Squadron (1#, 130 pts)
    . . 1 Vendetta Gunship Squadron, 0 pts
    . . . . 1 Vendetta, 130 pts

    Fast Attack: Vendetta Gunship Squadron (1#, 130 pts)
    . . 1 Vendetta Gunship Squadron, 0 pts
    . . . . 1 Vendetta, 130 pts

    Fast Attack: Armoured Sentinel Squadron (1#, 60 pts)
    . . 1 Armoured Sentinel Squadron, 0 pts
    . . . . 1 Armoured Sentinel, 60 pts = (base cost 55 + Autocannon 5)

    Imperator of the Gigahorse Jockeys.

    "Oh what a day, what a LOVELY DAY!"

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  • Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    You win by having sentinels. I don't care how games turn out.

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  • mr_michmr_mich Mmmmagic. MDRegistered User regular
    You win by having sentinels. I don't care how games turn out.

    He has a Sentinel, 3 Griffons, 2 Hydras, and 2 Vendettas in 1000 points. Oh, and 20 guardsmen.

    He wins because he's aiming for a dicklist.

  • altmannaltmann Registered User regular
    26 Guardsmen! C'mon!

    Imperator of the Gigahorse Jockeys.

    "Oh what a day, what a LOVELY DAY!"

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  • mr_michmr_mich Mmmmagic. MDRegistered User regular
    They have a battlecannon, they don't count as puny Guardsmen to me ;-)

  • altmannaltmann Registered User regular
    They have a battle cannon, 2 plasma guns and a lascannon. It's almost like a mini leman russ with 9 wounds!

    Imperator of the Gigahorse Jockeys.

    "Oh what a day, what a LOVELY DAY!"

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  • SpherickSpherick Registered User regular
    Just be careful with objective missions. Or wipe the other side off the board. I hope you play a Paladin list.

  • altmannaltmann Registered User regular
    My objective is to destroy my opponent.

    Imperator of the Gigahorse Jockeys.

    "Oh what a day, what a LOVELY DAY!"

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  • saluksicsaluksic Registered User regular
    It looks like you could save 20 points by switching from penal to vets. Are they just there 4 teh luols?

  • altmannaltmann Registered User regular
    Penal legion are badass. I like them better than anything else for a straight scoring unit.

    They have the desperados rule so they can actually hold their own in close combat, and almost more importantly, they are stubborn Ld8.

    Imperator of the Gigahorse Jockeys.

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  • Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    Teehee.

    Penal.

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  • Custom SpecialCustom Special I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm Sounders 'til I die!Registered User regular
    Teehee.

    Penal.

    A whole friggin legion of them!

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  • McGibsMcGibs TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Yeah, for cheapo objective guards, Legionnaires are pretty boss. Not much for killing (if only the custodian could take sergeant upgrades -_-), but scout/unflanking, stubborn, and bonus shooty/choppy is way more survivable than veterans, and cheaper than infantry+commissar.

    It's always hilarous when they pop out of a flank and rend a squad of devastators to death like baby genestealers. Or run around spiting out long range flashlight shots the whole game.

    McGibs on
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  • mugginnsmugginns Jawsome Fresh CoastRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    We're gonna do a team tournament in May using the Adepticon team tournament rules. I think I'm going to bring this list for some ridiculousness:



    1000pt Tyranids 5th Ed (2010) Roster (Standard)

    * HQ (210pts)

    * Tervigon (210pts)
    (Brood Progenitor, Psyker, Shadow in the Warp, Spawn Termagants, Synapse Creature)
    Adrenal Glands, Bonded Exoskeleton, Catalyst, Claws and Teeth, Cluster Spines, Dominion, Onslaught, Toxin Sacs

    * Troops (260pts)

    * Termagant Brood (50pts)
    * 10x Termagant
    (The Scuttling Swarm)
    10x Chitin, 10x Claws and Teeth, 10x Fleshborer

    * Tervigon (210pts)
    (Brood Progenitor, Psyker, Shadow in the Warp, Spawn Termagants, Synapse Creature)
    Adrenal Glands, Bonded exoskeleton, Catalyst, Claws and teeth, Cluster Spines, Dominion, Onslaught, Toxin Sacs

    * Heavy Support (530pts)

    * Tyrannofex (265pts)
    (Fearless, Instinctive Behaviour - Lurk)
    Armoured Shell, Claws and Teeth, Cluster Spines, Rupture Cannon, Thorax Swarm with Electroshock Grubs

    * Tyrannofex (265pts)
    (Fearless, Instinctive Behaviour - Lurk)
    Armoured Shell, Claws and Teeth, Cluster Spines, Rupture Cannon, Thorax Swarm with Electroshock Grubs


    mugginns on
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  • MatriasMatrias Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Both altmann's lists and mugging could use more grey hunters.and long fangs.

    Matrias on
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  • altmannaltmann Registered User regular
    I did make a Space wolf list at 1k that had exactly this times 2:

    Runepriest

    9 Grey Hunters (fist, melta, standard, wulfen) in a rhino.
    5 Long fangs with Missile launchers.

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  • ElderCatElderCat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2012
    HOW WAS THIS NOT MENTIONED EVER:
    http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/101466427/tectonic-craft-studios-new-line-of-war-games-terra

    $3 for 10 custom bases?

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    $3 for an objective marker?
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    $5 for a highly detailed battle accessory like a trench or a fence or a large sundial?

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    $25 for a city ruins kit?

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    $30 FOR A COMPLETE BUILDING ?!

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    BY THE EMPEROR THERE IS STILL TIME LEFT! GO GO GO GO!

    ElderCat on
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