> mark the exact moment everything went so very wrong
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weirdspaceshipsi will eat your still-beating heartRegistered Userregular
>You are all very bad people.
>The computers are offline and will automatically reboot once the CPU core’s temperature returns to normal levels.
>This dog-sized robot is used to perform repetitive or dangerous tasks unsuitable for humans. It moves about on tank treads and can carry and manipulate objects. The name F.R.O.Z. is laser etched into its skin. Stop trying to do awful things to it.
>I guess you're riding on the robot now.
>You enter the Turbolift. Where would you like to go? Choices are: Flight Deck, Engineering Bay, Medical Bay, Cybernetics Lab, Command Deck, Observation Deck
weirdspaceshipsi will eat your still-beating heartRegistered Userregular
>You are in the medical bay. Your cryosleep chamber is here. A turbolift is here to transport you to the other levels of the space station. Exits are: UP, DOWN, ENTER CHAMBER
>Welcome to Engineering. A display shows you the space station's diagnostics. A reinforced door leads to the reactor core, visible through a window. A pair of mag boots is here. A turbolift is here to transport you to the other levels of the space station. Exits are: UP, DOWN, PORT, ENTER CORE
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weirdspaceshipsi will eat your still-beating heartRegistered Userregular
>You examine the mag boots. These clunky white boots use powerful magnets to enable the wearer to walk around in a zero gravity environment. The mag boots are too cumbersome to walk around in unless the wearer is in zero gravity.
>You don't have the mag boots.
>You are in the medical bay. Your cryosleep chamber is here. A turbolift is here to transport you to the other levels of the space station. Exits are: UP, DOWN, ENTER CHAMBER
weirdspaceshipsi will eat your still-beating heartRegistered Userregular
>You find no medicine save for the hypo-injector.
>You go up. You are in the cybernetics lab, surrounded by monitors, computer terminals and flashing lights. There is a robot here. A turbolift is here to transport you to the other levels of the space station. Exits are: UP, DOWN, STARBOARD
>An explosion rocks the space station from outside. Fortunately, the shields hold.
>There are no mag boots here.
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vertroueI am FemaleTotes Not a SithRegistered Userregular
>Go Starboard
Blood and Fire
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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weirdspaceshipsi will eat your still-beating heartRegistered Userregular
>This towering room houses the space station’s CPU core. A ladder runs up the central spire, allowing computer technicians access to the core, which is now radiating intense heat. Exits are: PORT
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mi-go hunterOnce again I'm back in the lab.Cleaning my knives, ready for stabs.Registered Userregular
vertroueI am FemaleTotes Not a SithRegistered Userregular
>Go PORT
Blood and Fire
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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weirdspaceshipsi will eat your still-beating heartRegistered Userregular
>INVENTORY: hypo-injector, microtools, F.R.O.Z.
>You are in the cybernetics lab, surrounded by monitors, computer terminals and flashing lights. A turbolift is here to transport you to the other levels of the space station. Exits are: UP, DOWN, STARBOARD
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vertroueI am FemaleTotes Not a SithRegistered Userregular
>Go Down.
Blood and Fire
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
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weirdspaceshipsi will eat your still-beating heartRegistered Userregular
>You are in the medical bay. Your cryosleep chamber is here. A turbolift is here to transport you to the other levels of the space station. Exits are: UP, DOWN, ENTER CHAMBER
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vertroueI am FemaleTotes Not a SithRegistered Userregular
>GO down
Blood and Fire
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
We have stunned Parse-R into inactivity with our sheer moronicness. Having disposed of our computer overlord, we can claim victory!
If it were that easy all we'd have to do is delete textadventures.exe
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weirdspaceshipsi will eat your still-beating heartRegistered Userregular
Hey, sorry guys! I'll be at a con over the weekend and we've been busy doing last-minute stuff to get ready, hence the inactivity. Normal updates will resume Monday! I'll try to run Action Castle with some people and film it for you guys but I make no promises.
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We shall call him... Fisto.
Are we riding our Robot yet?
>The computers are offline and will automatically reboot once the CPU core’s temperature returns to normal levels.
>This dog-sized robot is used to perform repetitive or dangerous tasks unsuitable for humans. It moves about on tank treads and can carry and manipulate objects. The name F.R.O.Z. is laser etched into its skin. Stop trying to do awful things to it.
>I guess you're riding on the robot now.
>You enter the Turbolift. Where would you like to go? Choices are: Flight Deck, Engineering Bay, Medical Bay, Cybernetics Lab, Command Deck, Observation Deck
>Go Engineering Bay
Exits are: UP, DOWN, ENTER CHAMBER
>Welcome to Engineering. A display shows you the space station's diagnostics. A reinforced door leads to the reactor core, visible through a window. A pair of mag boots is here. A turbolift is here to transport you to the other levels of the space station.
Exits are: UP, DOWN, PORT, ENTER CORE
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>You don't have the mag boots.
>You are in the medical bay. Your cryosleep chamber is here. A turbolift is here to transport you to the other levels of the space station.
Exits are: UP, DOWN, ENTER CHAMBER
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
>You go up. You are in the cybernetics lab, surrounded by monitors, computer terminals and flashing lights. There is a robot here. A turbolift is here to transport you to the other levels of the space station.
Exits are: UP, DOWN, STARBOARD
>An explosion rocks the space station from outside. Fortunately, the shields hold.
>There are no mag boots here.
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
Exits are: PORT
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From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
(I forgot what the objective was)
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From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
>You are in the cybernetics lab, surrounded by monitors, computer terminals and flashing lights. A turbolift is here to transport you to the other levels of the space station.
Exits are: UP, DOWN, STARBOARD
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
Exits are: UP, DOWN, ENTER CHAMBER
From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
>Eat robots plan to destroy us
Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before
Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
>Go back to cryosleep.
I win the game.
> Man up.
> Request recap.
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If it were that easy all we'd have to do is delete textadventures.exe