Cable never comes back to the present and, like, tells everyone how great things are. I'd kind of expect the response to him showing-up and declaring that the world will meet some terrible demise at the hands of <EXISTENTIAL THREAT X!> to be pretty nonchalant at this point.
"Yes, Cable. Yes. We get it. The Earth is once again on fire, the skies are once again raining gasoline and it is also all our fault once again. How many times is this? Like the one millionth time? There is apparently nothing we can do that will not end in a hilarious global catastrophe, so y'know what? Fuck it."
With Love and Courage
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Cable should come back some day just to go "yo emma, get some milk next tuesday, don't forget."
I'll be honest: I have no idea who Hope is. Or why Colossus is wearing Juggernaut's armor. I have some vague idea of why Red Hulk is fighting with the Avengers. I am curious as to whom is currently being inhabited by Venom, if anyone.
My comic book reading has sort-of been on pause ever since Marvel & DC decided they wanted Millar to write for them. I hate that man (or what he writes, anyway).
Hope is the only mutant born since the Scarlet Witch said "No more mutants.". She was taken into the future and raised by Cable so now she's sixteen. Many regard her as a "Mutant Messiah".
Colossus is wearing Juggernaut's armor because Juggernaut got possessed by an ancient Norse god and Colossus pledged himself to Cyttorak in order to stop him.
Venom is currently Flash Thompson. The military got the symbiote and used it for covert ops stuff that Flash got involved in because he's a good soldier but he lost his legs in Iraq.
I have never been a fan of Carnage, but if Venom no longer has a gigantic mouth full of sharp things and says hilariously disturbing things while talking in the 3rd person, I do not think I would enjoy his comic appearances anymore.
I have never been a fan of Carnage, but if Venom no longer has a gigantic mouth full of sharp things and says hilariously disturbing things while talking in the 3rd person, I do not think I would enjoy his comic appearances anymore.
He does when the he doesn't control himself, and bigger/meaner than Gargan and Brock ever did! It is an awesome series. ( And he shows up in the latest Carnage USA mini, so you could get an intro to Venom thru that, and get your Carnage fix.)
He was also slowly begun bonding to it, the We's are slipping out more and more. Flash Thompson Venom is the bomb!
It bothers me that someone would choose Carnage over Venom. It shouldn't but it does.
Regarding the Avengers jumping out of the helicarrier: Weren't a bunch of them holding some sort of pugil stick looking things at the end of AvX #1, and that was nowhere to be seen in New Avengers? I could be mistaken, I don't have the books in front of me. I figured they were going to be some sort of mutant power nullifier, after the whole training thing between Hope and Cyclops. "OMG, Grandpappy Scott was right, but I'm gonna own Captain America like a boss!"
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No, you're right. I figure that, or they're teleport rods to snag Hope.
Guess we'll see on Wednesday.
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"Yes, Cable. Yes. We get it. The Earth is once again on fire, the skies are once again raining gasoline and it is also all our fault once again. How many times is this? Like the one millionth time? There is apparently nothing we can do that will not end in a hilarious global catastrophe, so y'know what? Fuck it."
and then she does and the WORLD ENDS.
No way. She goes to get the milk, and everything seems fine, but then we get a panel showing a close-up of the carton:
It expired on Monday.
Final panel is of the clerk at the grocery store laughing, with glowing purple eyes.
TO BE CONTINUED
My comic book reading has sort-of been on pause ever since Marvel & DC decided they wanted Millar to write for them. I hate that man (or what he writes, anyway).
Colossus is wearing Juggernaut's armor because Juggernaut got possessed by an ancient Norse god and Colossus pledged himself to Cyttorak in order to stop him.
Venom is currently Flash Thompson. The military got the symbiote and used it for covert ops stuff that Flash got involved in because he's a good soldier but he lost his legs in Iraq.
I am so glad I asked.
Pass.
I don't suppose Kasady is still around?
http://comicstore.marvel.com/Carnage-USA/comics-series/7131
Venom was for a while but is now pretty good
He does when the he doesn't control himself, and bigger/meaner than Gargan and Brock ever did! It is an awesome series. ( And he shows up in the latest Carnage USA mini, so you could get an intro to Venom thru that, and get your Carnage fix.)
He was also slowly begun bonding to it, the We's are slipping out more and more. Flash Thompson Venom is the bomb!
Regarding the Avengers jumping out of the helicarrier: Weren't a bunch of them holding some sort of pugil stick looking things at the end of AvX #1, and that was nowhere to be seen in New Avengers? I could be mistaken, I don't have the books in front of me. I figured they were going to be some sort of mutant power nullifier, after the whole training thing between Hope and Cyclops. "OMG, Grandpappy Scott was right, but I'm gonna own Captain America like a boss!"
Guess we'll see on Wednesday.
Wait, seriously? Because now that I think about it,
should be all that those two do, like, ever.
Yeah, this is true. And it makes me sad that Wolverine and Magneto never did a Fastball Special 2.0 when they were on the same side.
I know exactly what you mean. All of it.
I... I can't process this. I need a minute.
"Ride or Die" confirmed Dominic Toretto, as they took off to find the Dragon Balls in hopes of reviving their friend Sonic
They sold them all to me! But that doesn't mean I liked them...
I own 2 or 3 Image/Valiant issues like BLOODSHOT or MEGABLOOD or YOUNGDEATH
I am so sorry for the doom I visited upon us all.
YOUNGBLOOD
BLOODSHOT
DEATHMATE RED
THIS BLOOD'S FOR YOU!
EDIT:Were messed up, stupid grammar.
they have some blood
and it's for you!
"Youngblood #1... what's Image comics? I bet this will be worth some money someday!"
:P
MOTW: Batman&Robin. As always.
I can't defend what was on the inside
But foil/hologram covers
Fucking Radical
STILL!
It's true: for a while, you won't need to figure out how to use the three shells.