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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I wish I were having sex right now.
    You should really learn to be more specific when making wishes.

    CXaQ3.jpg

    You're right. I should have specified a female horse.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I actually had pretty decent sex ed in 5th grade. Covered all the major birth control options at the time. Their uses and dangers. A bit too early but still it was actually pretty decent.

    My next sex ed was actually in college and it was an anatomy class more than a sex ed class.

    I remember in Grade 8 we had a sex ed class and our teacher wanted us to ask questions about various rumors we heard. One of the older kids who had failed at least 2 grades brought up the whole "hairy palms" thing. As soon as he did though one of the other kids in the class who sat right in the middle of everyone made the mistake of immediatly looking at his hands right after it was asked. Needless to say the kid didn't live that down for the rest of the year.

    somebody has to be the slowest gazelle

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Guys, guys.

    This is amazing. http://www.mwelab.com/products

    i don't really see what's amazing about this

    nice monitors, nice chair, presumably nice audio system - for 6000 dollars?

    and then the one with the hysterical extra bits - air filtering system, touch screen interface, and "light therapy", whatever that is

    which is 42,000 dollars

    you could buy a nice car with all those features for that price

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    I just hit up Yahoo answers whenever I had questions about sex.

    That explains your horrifying use of sandpaper.....

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Guys, guys.

    This is amazing. http://www.mwelab.com/products

    i don't really see what's amazing about this

    nice monitors, nice chair, presumably nice audio system - for 6000 dollars?

    and then the one with the hysterical extra bits - air filtering system, touch screen interface, and "light therapy", whatever that is

    which is 42,000 dollars

    you could buy a nice car with all those features for that price

    IF I had enough money to build my own evil supervillain lair from a 1980s movie, this would be my throne.

    That's really the only use I can see for it.

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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I believe it was here, but a few days ago, I saw someone post an image of Beavis and Butthead with Mike and Jerry's face from the comic Perhaps Too Real. Anyone know what I'm talking about? Anyone have that image?

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Ugh, the ex who just stayed with me asked my friend if I was online. I didn't want him to lie for me, so I had to talk to her about how she didn't do anything, but I need to not talk to her again. I can't think of any way to purge the last bits of this from me.

    It really hurt.

    I do not know the details of your situ

    but my opinion is that clean breaks are the best

    block from IM and facebook, route all emails to junk folder, don't answer calls or listen to messages, ask friends to let you know if she'll be somewhere so you can avoid, etc

    She lives in New York. We're basically best friends, but it was like old times but not when she visited and I just need to purge this from me. Yesterday, I burned the really great romantic letter she wrote & sent me a few years ago about getting back together... right before she changed her mind. SiG made me do that and it was a good idea.

    BURNED IT http://imgur.com/qP9Ss

    I had never burned something sentimental before. I recommend it.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i'm guessing light therapy is some sort of special lamp that makes it so you don't need to go outside

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    I would love to have a space-efficient self-contained workstation like that, for my home, honestly

    one that eliminates the need for a desk and has an ergonomic seat and everything

    but I think you could get a really fantastic chair with the right tray/mouse area and some kind of overhead display mechanism for way less than six thousand dollars

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Basically, I have been a broken and slutty man since then.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    AUGH i had a sex dream about someone I should not be having sex dreams about

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Basically, I have been a broken and slutty man since then.

    cut ties!

    it's nice to be friends with an ex, but if it isn't working for one of you, throw nice out the window

    YOU DO YOU

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i'm guessing light therapy is some sort of special lamp that makes it so you don't need to go outside

    Relates to Seasonal Affective Disorder (S.A.D.) which happens more often in the winter when there isn't as much sunlight.

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6732-9515-9697
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    AUGH i had a sex dream about someone I should not be having sex dreams about

    Was it Hitler?

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    i did it. I shaved off my ugly-ass facial hair. i'm gonna learn to like my fucking chin instead. Hooh... No more scraggly ugly stupid goatee.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    New York huh?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Basically, I have been a broken and slutty man since then.

    i mostly miss being a part of someone's life- someone they tell their friends about while smiling.

    *sobs while fucking hood rats*

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    New York huh?

    She's a fundraiser for Columbia University. You should go date her.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    AUGH i had a sex dream about someone I should not be having sex dreams about

    Cass, it's normal for people to have sex dreams about me.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    i did it. I shaved off my ugly-ass facial hair. i'm gonna learn to like my fucking chin instead. Hooh... No more scraggly ugly stupid goatee.

    Even if you have an awful chin, it's still not as bad as an awful chin covered in awful facial hair

    so good work! i learned this after trying to grow a terrible beard in high school. my graduation photo is nightmarish.

    Evil Multifarious on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Basically, I have been a broken and slutty man since then.

    cut ties!

    it's nice to be friends with an ex, but if it isn't working for one of you, throw nice out the window

    FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    New York huh?

    She's a fundraiser for Columbia University. You should go date her.

    Could a relationship possibly land me a Pulitzer?

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    i did it. I shaved off my ugly-ass facial hair. i'm gonna learn to like my fucking chin instead. Hooh... No more scraggly ugly stupid goatee.
    Good for you! Getting away from bad facial hair is the first step towards truly becoming a man.

    Not that I would know anything about that...
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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    syndalis wrote: »
    i did it. I shaved off my ugly-ass facial hair. i'm gonna learn to like my fucking chin instead. Hooh... No more scraggly ugly stupid goatee.
    Good for you! Getting away from bad facial hair is the first step towards truly becoming a man.

    Not that I would know anything about that...
    oldme.png

    let me just throw out a wild guess, here

    you worked in IT

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Damn it Thom beat me to it.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Fuck. This. Gay. Earth.

    i haven't stopped laughing since i first heard skippy say it. it might be my favorite sentence in the world.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    This is also why I was a sad LOLer on Sunday.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Fuck. This. Gay. Earth.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Sarksus wrote: »
    New York huh?

    She's a fundraiser for Columbia University. You should go date her.

    sarksus lives in upstate new york, nowhere near the awesome part of the state

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Fuck. This. Gay. Earth.

    i haven't stopped laughing since i first heard skippy say it. it might be my favorite sentence in the world.

    What happened, bieber

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Fuck. This. Gay. Earth.

    A few billion years ago Earth did have that thing with another planet.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Anyway, I'm better now. Sup homps. I want to lolerskates before I go on a date tonight.

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    wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Basically, I have been a broken and slutty man since then.

    i mostly miss being a part of someone's life- someone they tell their friends about while smiling.

    *sobs while fucking hood rats*

    Someone that rests their chin in their hand and gazes wistfully into the distance consumed by thoughts of your donger. I mean face. or... you.

    Thoughts of you.

    Psn:wazukki
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Fuck. This. Gay. Earth.

    i haven't stopped laughing since i first heard skippy say it. it might be my favorite sentence in the world.

    Mine too!!!!!!!!

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    shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    i did it. I shaved off my ugly-ass facial hair. i'm gonna learn to like my fucking chin instead. Hooh... No more scraggly ugly stupid goatee.
    Good for you! Getting away from bad facial hair is the first step towards truly becoming a man.

    Not that I would know anything about that...
    oldme.png

    Sweet jeezus, you look(ed) like I did my did my first two years of college.

    Let me tell you about all the tail I pulled back then....




    ....and we're done.

    Steam ID: Shalmelo || LoL: melo2boogaloo || tweets
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    i did it. I shaved off my ugly-ass facial hair. i'm gonna learn to like my fucking chin instead. Hooh... No more scraggly ugly stupid goatee.
    Good for you! Getting away from bad facial hair is the first step towards truly becoming a man.

    Not that I would know anything about that...
    oldme.png

    let me just throw out a wild guess, here

    you worked in IT

    At this time in my life I was:

    1) Making crank shafts for Briggs and Stratton
    2) Learning Sacred Songs from various native tribes

    IT was three years before and two years after this moment in my life.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    My facial can now only be full beard well maintained and trimmed or clean shaven. It has been decreed thus by my female friends.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    what have my careless hands wrought

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    syndalis wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    i did it. I shaved off my ugly-ass facial hair. i'm gonna learn to like my fucking chin instead. Hooh... No more scraggly ugly stupid goatee.
    Good for you! Getting away from bad facial hair is the first step towards truly becoming a man.

    Not that I would know anything about that...
    oldme.png

    let me just throw out a wild guess, here

    you worked in IT

    At this time in my life I was:

    1) Making crank shafts for Briggs and Stratton
    2) Learning Sacred Songs from various native tribes

    IT was three years before and two years after this moment in my life.

    you disgust me, maggot

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