FiggyFighter of the night manChampion of the sunRegistered Userregular
I've just received word that the votes have been tallied and the scores adjusted. First, let's have a look at our winning entries!
1st - Pesky - While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on cheating in the Special Olympics. 2nd - Majestic Goat - While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on sexy pillow fights.
1st - Rius - I never understood police brutality until I encountered a token minority. 2nd - Anialos - I never understood the folly of man until I encountered Pabst Blue Ribbon.
1st - Pesky -An Oedipus complex: kid tested, mother approved. 2nd - Laemkral -A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis: kid tested, mother approved.
Wow! Pesky rockets into first, tied with Rius! If it weren't for the terribly low budget your pal Smiley was given for this damn show, we'd have some sort of tie-breaker. So, you both win!
You'll both go home with our Cards Against Humanity prize pack! It includes one $50 gift certificate for Applebee's. And that's it. So I guess it's just more of a prize than a pack. No matter, you're still grand prize winners in my book!
Thanks for playing everyone! If you could quickly but calmly make your way for one of the exits, I can get out of this itchy suit and phone my agent. Someone is going to catch some shit.
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Vote pyramids ahoy!
(ie:
1. Cheating in the special olympics.
2. Police brutality.
3. Oedipus complex.
)
One...two... thr-God dammit
ONE DAY ILL WIN
1st - Pesky - While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on cheating in the Special Olympics.
2nd - Majestic Goat - While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on sexy pillow fights.
1st - Rius - I never understood police brutality until I encountered a token minority.
2nd - Anialos - I never understood the folly of man until I encountered Pabst Blue Ribbon.
1st - Pesky - An Oedipus complex: kid tested, mother approved.
2nd - Laemkral - A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis: kid tested, mother approved.
Wow! Pesky rockets into first, tied with Rius! If it weren't for the terribly low budget your pal Smiley was given for this damn show, we'd have some sort of tie-breaker. So, you both win!
You'll both go home with our Cards Against Humanity prize pack! It includes one $50 gift certificate for Applebee's. And that's it. So I guess it's just more of a prize than a pack. No matter, you're still grand prize winners in my book!
Thanks for playing everyone! If you could quickly but calmly make your way for one of the exits, I can get out of this itchy suit and phone my agent. Someone is going to catch some shit.
I actually also had the "Vigilante Justice" card; it was a real problem choosing between that and "Police Brutality" to pair with "a token minority."
I'm a terrible person.
Inquisitor77: Rius, you are Sisyphus and melee Wizard is your boulder
Tube: This must be what it felt like to be an Iraqi when Saddam was killed
Bookish Stickers - Mrs. Rius' Etsy shop with bumper stickers and vinyl decals.
*Spits on the floor as he leaves*