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This is now a thread about having sex with fat chicks

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  • TrellTrell __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.

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  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    You have come to the wrong thread then PotU.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Can we just skip to the part where everyone starts posting their peens to see who has the biggest?

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Trell wrote: »
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.

    I haven't been a virgin for five years and I still have really high standards.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    My standards have never come into play here.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    <---35 inches, 36 if it's warm out.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Can we just skip to the part where everyone starts posting their girlfriend to see who has the biggest?

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Trell wrote: »
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.

    Personally I'd rather be a virgin with high standards than get subpar sex from something that is universally agreed upon as unattractive.

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  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I don't want to break your h-scroll. :winky::winky::winky:

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    I feel better for never having done any of this.

    He who smelt it dealt it.
    Virgin

    Better to have banged 100 girls with no standards than 0 and have incredibly high standards.

    Spread the seed around.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Trell wrote: »
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existent women.

    Yeah the whole "I don't fuck ugly women. Sidenote: I am a virgin" clause really isn't a great defense. I mean, at least some of the people in this thread who were fucking the lower-tier girls probably enjoyed it at the time to a point where the shame of it later on really wasn't a big issue.

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  • WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    i'm dating a supermodel and i have a 11 inch cock

    we have sex like every day LOLLL

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Trell wrote: »
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.

    Personally I'd rather be a virgin with high standards than get subpar sex from something that is universally agreed upon as unattractive.

    Cop out.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    <---35 inches, 36 if it's warm out.

    wait what

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Trell wrote: »
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.

    Personally I'd rather be a virgin with high standards than get subpar sex from something that is universally agreed upon as unattractive.

    Yes.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm just glad I'm a girl.

    No chance of ever sleeping with a fat chick.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    I feel better for never having done any of this.

    He who smelt it dealt it.
    Virgin

    Better to have banged 100 girls with no standards than 0 and have incredibly high standards.

    Spread the seed around.
    I really should never procreate

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I'm just glad I'm a girl.

    No chance of ever sleeping with a fat chick.

    That's what they always say.

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  • TrellTrell __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I'm just glad I'm a girl.

    No chance of ever sleeping with a fat chick.

    don't jump to conclusions.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Trell wrote: »
    I think it's hilarious that it seems that the virgins in this thread have the highest "standard" for their non-existant women.

    Personally I'd rather be a virgin with high standards than get subpar sex from something that is universally agreed upon as unattractive.

    Cop out.

    I'm not a virgin, so it's not a copout. The fact is, sex isn't some mindblowing, divine activity, it's sex. I don't want to have sex with an ugly person just because it's easier to obtain, just like I don't want to drive around a two hundred dollar shitbox for a car.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I'm just glad I'm a girl.

    No chance of ever sleeping with a fat chick.

    You're not a very progressive thinker, are you Sara?

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I'm just glad I'm a girl.

    No chance of ever sleeping with a fat chick.

    Unless the other party takes the illegal approach.

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  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    See, I knew this would go places with the change in topic.

    Hit me with the PM of the pics, Its not like I havent seen worse.

    I had to check "Red Wings" on Urban Dictionary, because I had always believed it was only earned when you ate a girl out on the rag, but I guess there is some differing opinions. According to this, Ive gotten 4 out of the 6 wings. Maybe only 3, not sure If the golden counts or not.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wings

    and since someone mentioned it earlier, I had to bring out the .jpg
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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hey, if I was attracted to the girl and had the chance, I'd take it.

    I've just never been attracted to anyone of a robust nature to have this theory tested.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    The whole fat girl gives good head thing was just a false stereotype started by the fat girls so they had at least some draw to them, sexually.

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Hey PotU, I found the link to the PA Exes archive that someone set up in the last thread like this one.

    Want it? I think everything in there is better than anything in here...

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  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Their mouths seem to hold more dick-meat than the skinnier ones. I guess...that's something.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I'm totally still a virgin.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I'm just glad I'm a girl.

    No chance of ever sleeping with a fat chick.

    You're not a very progressive thinker, are you Sara?

    If men's fantasies are correct, lesbians are always hot. Therefor lesbians can't be fat and girls cannot have sex with fat chicks.

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  • WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    just lay on some A1 on your dick and watch them go

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    wait no I'm not.


    ok, well I am listening to the Rescue Rangers song.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    I saw two totally not hot lesbians making out during one of my baseball games, before.

    It was kind of uncomfortable.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    The whole fat girl gives good head thing was just a false stereotype started by the fat girls so they had at least some draw to them, sexually.

    I miss Chibi Pinku facts of the day.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2007
    redimpulse wrote: »
    Hey PotU, I found the link to the PA Exes archive that someone set up in the last thread like this one.

    Want it? I think everything in there is better than anything in here...

    Eh, okay.

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  • OldSundownOldSundown Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Wiseguy, that doesn't seem to be the best of ideas. What if they get to into it...and do to me what the Jews couldn't?

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited July 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    If men's fantasies are correct, lesbians are always hot. Therefor lesbians can't be fat and girls cannot have sex with fat chicks.
    Oh shit, she's broken our code!

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I'm just glad I'm a girl.

    No chance of ever sleeping with a fat chick.

    You're not a very progressive thinker, are you Sara?

    If men's fantasies are correct, lesbians are always hot. Therefor lesbians can't be fat and girls cannot have sex with fat chicks.

    There's some fundamental problems with the "If" part of that statement.

    In my experience, lesbians are hideous and want to know if my tits are real.

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Bogey edit - NO.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I'm just glad I'm a girl.

    No chance of ever sleeping with a fat chick.

    You're not a very progressive thinker, are you Sara?

    If men's fantasies are correct, lesbians are always hot. Therefor lesbians can't be fat and girls cannot have sex with fat chicks.

    There's some fundamental problems with the "If" part of that statement.

    In my experience, lesbians are hideous and want to know if my tits are real.

    Are they?

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2007
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    See, I don't have a problem with the more full-figured girls. I like them very much in fact. When a girl is just plain FAT though, that is a different story. Curves and a little pudge is just fine but please don't settle for a shapeless mass just because she's the only girl that will let you fuck her. You can always do better.

    God I find it amusing when "full-figured" and "curvy" are just some dude telling himself he isn't fucking a fatty.

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