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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    i wish i was forever alone

    i'm like forever and ever alone

    I'm still with you in though, and spirit, and by hiding under your bed at night.

    Plus the guy sitting outside your window the the camera.

  • TomeWyrmTomeWyrm A Limited Liability Partnership Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    In my housemate's room, the other side of the wall behind my head, she and her boyfriend are fucking so hard that their bed keeps banging against the aforementioned wall

    in the room above me, my neighbor is also humping with his lady

    in my room I am lying in the dark wasting my time on the interbutts

    Untitled-1.jpg

    Have a drink

    foreveralonewithwhiskey.jpg

    Sarks is the winner

    Moar drank for drank god

    The drank god must be appeased. My choice for the evening is keeping it all kinds of classy:

    Charles_shaw_cabernet_Sauvignon.jpg

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKxWl4PcBY4

    So, question for cat owners:

    What's a good diet for a (relatively) small cat? I was just doing some reading that recommended only feeding canned since dry food is plant derived.

    What's a good diet for a cat?

    I try my best not to overfeed

    1/2 cup twice a day for my two cats (one is bigger one is smaller)

    I think dry food is just fine if you by the right kind

    I get science diet

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    TomeWyrm wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    In my housemate's room, the other side of the wall behind my head, she and her boyfriend are fucking so hard that their bed keeps banging against the aforementioned wall

    in the room above me, my neighbor is also humping with his lady

    in my room I am lying in the dark wasting my time on the interbutts

    Untitled-1.jpg

    Have a drink

    foreveralonewithwhiskey.jpg

    Sarks is the winner

    Moar drank for drank god

    The drank god must be appeased. My choice for the evening is keeping it all kinds of classy:

    Charles_shaw_cabernet_Sauvignon.jpg

    Damn your classy bottle.

    I have wine too

    it's in a box

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    TomeWyrm wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    In my housemate's room, the other side of the wall behind my head, she and her boyfriend are fucking so hard that their bed keeps banging against the aforementioned wall

    in the room above me, my neighbor is also humping with his lady

    in my room I am lying in the dark wasting my time on the interbutts

    Untitled-1.jpg

    Have a drink

    foreveralonewithwhiskey.jpg

    Sarks is the winner

    Moar drank for drank god

    The drank god must be appeased. My choice for the evening is keeping it all kinds of classy:

    Charles_shaw_cabernet_Sauvignon.jpg

    that...is not classy Jon!!

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    i wish i was forever alone

    i'm like forever and ever alone

    I'm still with you in though, and spirit, and by hiding under your bed at night.

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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    I've seen a shit ton of girls on OKCupid the last day or two with usernames like [prefix]saurus or other dinosaur themed names. I don't know what the deal is. I don't understand this world anymore.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    everyone shut up

    I have an anime girl as my wallpaper on three different computers but they're all in love with Sasuke-kun.

    oh my god double shut up!

    talk about cats!

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    honestly the issue isn't that I'm not getting any it's just super awkward. I have to go into meditation mode and clear my mind of any sexy thoughts or I'll feel like a creeper

    But you are a creeper. :P Don't hide away from yourself! Be proud of who you are!

    do the creep ahhhh

    and do the creep AHHHHhhhh

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    everyone shut up

    I have an anime girl as my wallpaper on three different computers but they're all in love with Sasuke-kun.

    oh my god double shut up!

    talk about cats!

    Little Duff got taken to the vet today cause he apparently has mild asthma

    poor kitty now no one will like him in school

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    everyone shut up

    I have an anime girl as my wallpaper on three different computers but they're all in love with Sasuke-kun.

    oh my god double shut up!

    talk about cats!

    You're right, they're all catgirls! I should have known an inter-species polyamorous relationship wouldn't work.

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Man, Saber Rider was one of my favourite cartoons growing up. I had no idea there was such a thing as 'anime' back then. Of course, once I did, I didn't give a shit, I just watch what's good. Anyway, that theme is pretty cool.

    Dino Riders was another fav, but man that intro is pretty lame.

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    I've seen a shit ton of girls on OKCupid the last day or two with usernames like [prefix]saurus or other dinosaur themed names. I don't know what the deal is. I don't understand this world anymore.

    Crafty women put nerd bait on their profiles.

    Clever girl(s)...

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    everyone shut up

    I have an anime girl as my wallpaper on three different computers but they're all in love with Sasuke-kun.

    oh my god double shut up!

    talk about cats!

    Little Duff got taken to the vet today cause he apparently has mild asthma

    poor kitty now no one will like him in school

    But one day he'll be in charge of a big company, and then he'll have the last laugh.

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Guys like, 3 months from now I'll be living on another continent.

    Wut.

    Antarctica?

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Guys like, 3 months from now I'll be living on another continent.

    Wut.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Guys like, 3 months from now I'll be living on another continent.

    Wut.

    Other continents don't exist. They're just moving you to a sound stage in LA.

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    rum dairies was a good movie

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    honestly the issue isn't that I'm not getting any it's just super awkward. I have to go into meditation mode and clear my mind of any sexy thoughts or I'll feel like a creeper

    For a modest fee I will accept receipt of your unwanted sexy thoughts.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    everyone shut up

    I have an anime girl as my wallpaper on three different computers but they're all in love with Sasuke-kun.

    oh my god double shut up!

    talk about cats!

    Little Duff got taken to the vet today cause he apparently has mild asthma

    poor kitty now no one will like him in school

    But one day he'll be in charge of a big company, and then he'll have the last laugh.

    I hope he doesn't seek me out for vengeance because there were a lot of cuddles and he was not into them

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    yesterday I was maybe going to sweden

    this morning I was going to sweden.

    this afternoon I was maybe going to sweden

    tonight I am not going anywhere.

  • TomeWyrmTomeWyrm A Limited Liability Partnership Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Aww now I'm out of wine...damn shame.

    Also my previous post apparently got eaten...damn shame.

    TomeWyrm on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    yesterday I was maybe going to sweden

    this morning I was going to sweden.

    this afternoon I was maybe going to sweden

    tonight I am not going anywhere.

    Why's that.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Hakkes why don't just quietly give your roommates ball gags? It would help reduce the noise pollution.

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    oh my god

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPmn7ZhuLrU

    someone translate these lyrics plz

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Guys like, 3 months from now I'll be living on another continent.

    Wut.

    3 months? I thought you liked to go fast?

    I don't even know who you are any more Inqy!

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Guys like, 3 months from now I'll be living on another continent.

    Wut.

    Other continents don't exist. They're just moving you to a sound stage in LA.

    I can live with this.

    (Oh god does this mean you all watch me shower?)

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    honestly the issue isn't that I'm not getting any it's just super awkward. I have to go into meditation mode and clear my mind of any sexy thoughts or I'll feel like a creeper

    For a modest fee I will accept receipt of your unwanted sexy thoughts.

    But immodesty is the whole point

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Guys like, 3 months from now I'll be living on another continent.

    Wut.

    Other continents don't exist. They're just moving you to a sound stage in LA.

    I can live with this.

    (Oh god does this mean you all watch me shower?)

    We do this already.

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    You make living on another continent sound like such a big deal

    Having lived on every continent except Antarctica, I scoff at you

    scoff

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    honestly the issue isn't that I'm not getting any it's just super awkward. I have to go into meditation mode and clear my mind of any sexy thoughts or I'll feel like a creeper

    For a modest fee I will accept receipt of your unwanted sexy thoughts.

    But immodesty is the whole point

    I will grossly overcharge you in exchange for your disgusting fantasies.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    You make living on another continent sound like such a big deal

    Having lived on every continent except Antarctica, I scoff at you

    scoff

    Don't make me dig up some "Everything is upside down in Australia" meme pictures!

    I'LL DO IT!

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    everyone shut up

    I have an anime girl as my wallpaper on three different computers but they're all in love with Sasuke-kun.

    oh my god double shut up!

    talk about cats!

    Little Duff got taken to the vet today cause he apparently has mild asthma

    poor kitty now no one will like him in school

    But one day he'll be in charge of a big company, and then he'll have the last laugh.

    I hope he doesn't seek me out for vengeance because there were a lot of cuddles and he was not into them

    "And you, you were the worst of all! Forcing me to cuddle when cuddles were not desired!"

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    TomeWyrm wrote: »
    Aww now I'm out of wine...damn shame.

    Also my previous post apparently got eaten...damn shame.

    On a related note, I just discovered that the wedding favors we picked up were not mini-wine bottles as I thought, but actual full fucking wine bottles.

    The venue set up a sample table with favors. It looks ridiculous.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Hakkes why don't just quietly give your roommates ball gags? It would help reduce the noise pollution.

    I ain't spending no money helpin' these freaks get the ball rolling on the KY-lubed slipper slope to deviancy

    First it's ball gags, then it's Ivy-style whips and sex swings and incorporating the cats into foreplay

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    YO SOY HE-MAAAAN

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Guys like, 3 months from now I'll be living on another continent.

    Wut.

    Other continents don't exist. They're just moving you to a sound stage in LA.

    I can live with this.

    (Oh god does this mean you all watch me shower?)

    We do this already.

    In that case...

    Should I shave my junk Y/N?

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Guys like, 3 months from now I'll be living on another continent.

    Wut.

    Other continents don't exist. They're just moving you to a sound stage in LA.

    I can live with this.

    (Oh god does this mean you all watch me shower?)

    We do this already.

    In that case...

    Should I shave my junk Y/N?

    Just trim it.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    honestly the issue isn't that I'm not getting any it's just super awkward. I have to go into meditation mode and clear my mind of any sexy thoughts or I'll feel like a creeper

    For a modest fee I will accept receipt of your unwanted sexy thoughts.

    you don't even know what to do with sexy thoughts. they'd be wasted.

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    yesterday I was maybe going to sweden

    this morning I was going to sweden.

    this afternoon I was maybe going to sweden

    tonight I am not going anywhere.

    Why's that.

    because people can't make up their minds.

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