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Tube Fucking Livestreaming Hitman Fucking 2 (Japan fucking done)

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  • BornToHulaBornToHula Registered User regular
    This is the greatest thing I have seen in recent memory. Please continue

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    wait is young Malcolm McDowell seriously doing a Let's Play

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    "Guards are now looking for a suspicious ninja. Wow. Isn't that what we're all looking for?"

  • APODionysusAPODionysus Registered User regular
    He's gonna upload the recordings right? Because I missed the first day due to work and heard it was great

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    wait is young Malcolm McDowell seriously doing a Let's Play

    Yeah. From what I understand, Handgimp added, "Tube must play Hitman 2" to the Child's Play auction thing... and it reached enough pledges (or, however that works. I am broke and didn't look into it).

    It is hilarious.

    Tamin on
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    "Every time this guy sees another ninja he's like YAME. Ooh, it's Terry. How's it going Terry."

  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    "Almost hoisted by my own... treetard. That worked!"

    "Hoisted by my own treetard. Instead of petard. Treetard. Tree. Tree."

  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    "Oh shit on the tits of a dog!"

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  • HandgimpHandgimp Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Tamin wrote: »
    wait is young Malcolm McDowell seriously doing a Let's Play

    Yeah. From what I understand, Handgimp added, "Tube must play Hitman 2" to the Child's Play auction thing... and it reached enough pledges (or, however that works. I am broke and didn't look into it).

    It is hilarious.

    Nah Tube came up with it, I just helped things along.

    Handgimp on
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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    He's gonna be on this level all night or something, isn't he?

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Daedalus wrote: »
    He's gonna be on this level all night or something, isn't he?

    I'm expecting far longer.

    Handgimp wrote: »

    Nah Tube came up with it, I just helped things along.

    Oh, nice.

  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    You need to go back one level, and finish the previous level with a sniper rifle, so you can take out the damn snipers.

    I have never finished this level without killing the snipers.

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    hahah oh man the whole thing about "We Tree Kings of Orient Are" and George Clooney.

  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Daedalus wrote: »
    You need to go back one level, and finish the previous level with a sniper rifle, so you can take out the damn snipers.

    I have never finished this level without killing the snipers.
    are the guardhouses inaccessible otherwise? That seems ... well, the game is terrible, but that seems excessively so.

  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    Daedalus wrote: »
    You need to go back one level, and finish the previous level with a sniper rifle, so you can take out the damn snipers.

    I have never finished this level without killing the snipers.
    are the guardhouses inaccessible otherwise? That seems ... well, the game is terrible, but that seems excessively so.
    Yeah, as far as I can tell they are. This is the worst part of the game by far, and I actually liked this (admittedly terrible) game.

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Daedalus wrote: »
    Tamin wrote: »
    Daedalus wrote: »
    You need to go back one level, and finish the previous level with a sniper rifle, so you can take out the damn snipers.

    I have never finished this level without killing the snipers.
    are the guardhouses inaccessible otherwise? That seems ... well, the game is terrible, but that seems excessively so.
    Yeah, as far as I can tell they are. This is the worst part of the game by far, and I actually liked this (admittedly terrible) game.

    Gotcha.

    As I was saying earlier, it has some good ideas. It's just buggy and has some many questionable design decisions.

    Tamin on
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    "I hate Diana. If there's a way to slap someone with your dick that isn't sexist, I want to do that."

  • NeadenNeaden Registered User regular
    So I've been in and out. Has there been any mention of the priest that you are supposed to be saving or has he just gone back to being a regular hitman.

  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    Well, it's all downhill from here.

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    "Heyyyy there. What's going on with you guys? I'm... just having a squat."

  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    "Heyyyy there. What's going on with you guys? I'm... just having a squat."

    Gotta get those quads ready for ski season after all.

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    Neaden wrote: »
    So I've been in and out. Has there been any mention of the priest that you are supposed to be saving or has he just gone back to being a regular hitman.

    Nah, he doesn't show up again until the end.

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  • NeadenNeaden Registered User regular
    So 47 pretty much goes from feeling repentent for all the lives he took to doing one last job to save his friend to just being a regular old hitman and killing a whole bunch of people again for no apparent reason? That is some great writing.

  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    Neaden wrote: »
    So 47 pretty much goes from feeling repentent for all the lives he took to doing one last job to save his friend to just being a regular old hitman and killing a whole bunch of people again for no apparent reason? That is some great writing.

    That's basically the character development. "Yeah, this whole redemption thing isn't working for me; I'm going to go back to killing people."

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    Tube basically playing the game as DooM right now.

  • BethrynBethryn Registered User regular
    I would not want to be the guy that cleaned up the ninjas.

  • agoajagoaj One is the loneliest number you could ever chuRegistered User regular
    " I would not want to be the guy who cleans up the ninjas"

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    "The solution just can't be run for it and kill sixty ninjas. I mean it should be..."

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  • BethrynBethryn Registered User regular
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    Top exclamation mark I think?

  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Keycard is on a shelf on the first floor.

    edit: oh jesus, not that first floor, tube. It's that north exclamation point. The one you checked and missed it.

    Daedalus on
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    hahahahaha "You mean American first floor?" SE++ says it's near a Buddha statue.

  • AistanAistan Mr. Cellophane Registered User regular
    "Woah what a shitload of ninjas" is a phrase you never want to hear.

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  • DrakeDrake Space Villain Below the ecliptic plane.Registered User regular
    Ninja what?!

    Doo dee doo dee doooo

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    hahhaha

  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    ahahhahahahahahhaa

  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    holy fucking shit hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Hahahaha alarm button

  • finnithfinnith Registered User regular
    that was great

  • AistanAistan Mr. Cellophane Registered User regular
    Hahahah oh my god.

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