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Tube Fucking Playing Hitman Fucking 2 (fucking Japan fucking finished)

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  • Rock Lobster!Rock Lobster! Registered User regular
    I tried looking it up and the walkthrough for this level was stupidly convoluted and I got lost a few sentences in.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    THAT'S A SIGN OF HOW WELL I'M DOING

    HOW MANY DEAD NINJAS THEY FIND

    LOOK THEY'RE STILL FINDING DEAD NINJAS

  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    According to a walkthrough its on some wooden panel where that Buddha statue is.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    american first floor? How does it work in other countries?

  • HandgimpHandgimp R+L=J Family PhotoRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    american first floor? How does it work in other countries?

    Ground floor (or 0) then incrementing upwards.

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    The ground floor is on ground level, the first floor is the first one above it

  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    in america, first floor is the ground floor, whereas europeans use first floor as the one on top of that.

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    NINJA WHAT

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Firematic. wrote: »
    in america, first floor is the ground floor, whereas everyone else use first floor as the one on top of that.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Firematic. wrote: »
    in america, first floor is the ground floor, whereas europeans use first floor as the one on top of that.
    Man what, we also do it that way!

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    this is some Purloined Letter stuff right here

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Hahaha holy fuck that's a lotta ninjas

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    good thing he's being natural, and not acting at all suspicious with all those ninjas about.

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Binoculars, a hitman's deadliest weapon.

  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    Binoculars, a hitman's deadliest weapon.

    Well he can use that to see their cocks and make commentary about them.

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    It's a shame I was asleep for the previous mission, because the one thing I will never forget about this damn game is shooting a tower guard in the neck with the crossbow and him scratching his head and continuing as normal.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    You should always say ninja.

    And this is coming from a guy whos says ninja a lot.

    That ninja says ninja every day!

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Oh god that button.

  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    David Bateson is a shit actor?

    Never seen him act in anything.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    hahahhahahaa

    he presses it, thinking it calms down the security

    instead it warns the security to tighten

  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    oh god, that button

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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    BOOSH

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    "Why, canonically, would Hitman press that button?? What's in it for him??"

  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    The more annoyed Tube gets, the more he sounds like Eddie Izzard.

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  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Hubris level rising.

  • DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    Also apparently David Bateson isn't in Hitman:Absolution.

  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    tube is powered by hubris. It is a self-perpetuating cycle that can only be held in check by hordes of ninjas.

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    The new plan, similar to the old plan, was apparently to get shot the shit out of :D

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    I love how even after he pressed the "TIGHTEN THE SHIT OUT OF SECURITY" button, he still lasted longer in that level than in previous tries

  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    Oh god, he's already in japan? I missed soo much!

  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    "See, this is what you get for fucking trusting people."

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    B_R wrote: »
    Dare I say "Tubris" ?

    you daren't

  • B_RB_R Registered User regular
    Dare I say "Tubris" ?

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    the hitman sounds a lot like Garrett from Thief, at least in that opening monologue we've heard thirty thousand times.

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    treepanations was my joke, Tube. But I'll let you have it in return for all the entertainment you've provided today.

  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    more like treepunation

  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    did...he just call himself a dirty girl?

  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    the time travel is strong with this thread

  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    Tube, you are indeed the bomb.

    The dirty dirty bomb.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Watching this has been a real treet, but I must leaf

    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Tube will soon branch out and beat the level

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