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The Obama Administration: Re-Elected! 332-206 (Probably)

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    MvrckMvrck Dwarven MountainhomeRegistered User regular
    Yeah I'm pretty sure that speech in 06 killed Colbert ever coming back. I mean, it may have actually coined the phrase "Reality has a liberal bias." That and the whole Gut bit.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Do you think they'll invite Obama back after the stunt he pulled?

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Do you think they'll invite Obama back after the stunt he pulled?

    They'll just false equivocate like mad and wish for a rich daddy who will solve the nation's finances by giving them money and fucking the poor.

    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
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    SicariiSicarii The Roose is Loose Registered User regular
    Oh man, I broke at the "That was a practice initiated by George W. Bush"

    What a well done, subtle bite.

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    MvrckMvrck Dwarven MountainhomeRegistered User regular
    Man, he looks so freakin old now. He's the same age as my father. My dad looks like he could pass for 40. Obama could pass for 60. So very sad what that job does to people.

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    It turns out Newt was actually at the dinner to hear Obama's burn of him.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Yup, CSPAN cut to him and Calista. She was laughing. I couldn't see if he was or not. Obama's burn was pretty friendly, though. Kimmel's wasn't so much /shrug I'll feel real bad for the man, I'm sure.

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    CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    dbrock270 wrote: »
    It turns out Newt was actually at the dinner to hear Obama's burn of him.

    He's looking for jokes to take out of context

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    belligerentbelligerent Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    "Newt, there's still time!"

    "Pitbulls are delicious"

    "And, of course, I was born in Hawaii"

    "Michelle just said, 'Aw, yeah....'"

    "In another 4 years, I'll look like this:" Cut to morgan freeman.

    I woke the dog up laughing to this.

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    HandgimpHandgimp R+L=J Family PhotoRegistered User regular
    http://youtu.be/1WbQe-wVK9E

    Check out all those failures. Disgusting.

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    One legitimate failure of the Obama administration-turned-campaign has been in creating a new campaign slogan that is better than 'Forward.'

    That's not sarcasm or pith. It really is terrible. It is relentlessly mediocre and unimaginative. Yeah, 'Forward.' Not to be confused with the equally risible 'Lean Forward' MSNBC slogan.

    So Barack Obama can locate and kill the world's most dangerous terrorist, but when it comes to campaign slogans..."Forward" huh?

    Forward? FORWARD.

    Holy :rotate:

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    CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    Well given that the GOP seems to be earnestly trying to move the country backward it's at least an appropriate, if not honest, advertisement however generic it may be. Also I don't think he would be able to recycle the whole Hope, Change, and Yes We Can rhetoric.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Obama's Man Show joke was fucking solid gold.

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    adytumadytum The Inevitable Rise And FallRegistered User regular
    Is that their campaign slogan, or the slogan for that specific advertisement?

    Sure seems to be the latter.

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    adytum wrote: »
    Is that their campaign slogan, or the slogan for that specific advertisement?

    Sure seems to be the latter.

    It is their campaign slogan.

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    CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    What about "Upward." As in the Piercing the Heavens variety.

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    CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    "Once More Unto The Breach"

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    CptKemzik wrote: »
    Well given that the GOP seems to be earnestly trying to move the country backward it's at least an appropriate, if not honest, advertisement however generic it may be. Also I don't think he would be able to recycle the whole Hope, Change, and Yes We Can rhetoric.

    True, there was no going back to that. But there was an opportunity to at least ante up with similarly effective language--something just as memorable but also malleable according to the needs of the audience.

    But no.

    Forward.

    :lol:

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Handgimp wrote: »
    http://youtu.be/1WbQe-wVK9E

    Check out all those failures. Disgusting.

    I should send that to my Dad. He's of the "Obama is going to be one of the worst presidents in US history camp," but doesn't have anything to back it up beyond, "Kenyan Socialism!"

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Handgimp wrote: »
    http://youtu.be/1WbQe-wVK9E

    Check out all those failures. Disgusting.

    I should send that to my Dad. He's of the "Obama is going to be one of the worst presidents in US history camp," but doesn't have anything to back it up beyond, "Kenyan Socialism!"

    There should be a version that has the red line from the beginning, the inaugural speech, and then just the laundry list of successes. That could be short enough for a 1:30sec spot on TV.

    And without the narrative in the middle, and just focusing on (This came before, this is what came after), and just hitting people with a laundry list of awesome and daring them to discount every single one of those 20ish things... things even Romney has said were good ideas on his campaign trail (He has recently praised Obama for the Veterans Work credit program).

    I can't think of a President in recent history more capable of running on his record alone, and not having to resort to calling his opponent names.

    It's pretty awesome.

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Bill Clinton was a thing-doing badass after his first term, too, but in ways less observable, since that was before the advent of social media and near-ubiquitous internet access.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Handgimp wrote: »
    http://youtu.be/1WbQe-wVK9E

    Check out all those failures. Disgusting.

    I should send that to my Dad. He's of the "Obama is going to be one of the worst presidents in US history camp," but doesn't have anything to back it up beyond, "Kenyan Socialism!"

    There should be a version that has the red line from the beginning, the inaugural speech, and then just the laundry list of successes. That could be short enough for a 1:30sec spot on TV.

    And without the narrative in the middle, and just focusing on (This came before, this is what came after), and just hitting people with a laundry list of awesome and daring them to discount every single one of those 20ish things... things even Romney has said were good ideas on his campaign trail (He has recently praised Obama for the Veterans Work credit program).

    I can't think of a President in recent history more capable of running on his record alone, and not having to resort to calling his opponent names.

    It's pretty awesome.

    Agreed. I'm just flabbergasted at how much nonsense there is about Obama getting nothing done in our political discourse.

    At least I am, until I look at the quality of journalism our mainstream press outlets are averaging.

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    DexterBelgiumDexterBelgium Registered User regular
    Bill Clinton was a thing-doing badass after his first term, too, but in ways less observable, since that was before the advent of social media and near-ubiquitous internet access.

    This, more than anything, makes me want to see an Obama second term. If he's able to go 2nd term pres, nothing to lose, on the GOPs ass, and gets at least 2 years of a semi-useful Congress composition, we might see some names taken and some stuff realized. I, for one, cannot wait to see that.

    The list of accomplishments (while, of course, never as great as you'd hope), IS seriously impressive, especially for a first-termer with a two year stretch where the inmates literally ran the asylum into the ground.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    One legitimate failure of the Obama administration-turned-campaign has been in creating a new campaign slogan that is better than 'Forward.'

    That's not sarcasm or pith. It really is terrible. It is relentlessly mediocre and unimaginative. Yeah, 'Forward.' Not to be confused with the equally risible 'Lean Forward' MSNBC slogan.

    Don't forget the Toyota slogan (painfully ill-timed with the faulty brakes/gas pedal/whatever it was fiasco): Moving Forward


    The slogan doesn't really grab me, but there's nothing detrimental about it. I imagine it's tough coming up with good slogans for an incumbent (that essentially have to convey "let's keep doing what we're going") that don't resort to jingoist-sounding schlock like "Country First." IIRC, in 2004 Bush didn't even have a campaign-wide slogan.

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    One legitimate failure of the Obama administration-turned-campaign has been in creating a new campaign slogan that is better than 'Forward.'

    That's not sarcasm or pith. It really is terrible. It is relentlessly mediocre and unimaginative. Yeah, 'Forward.' Not to be confused with the equally risible 'Lean Forward' MSNBC slogan.

    Don't forget the Toyota slogan (painfully ill-timed with the faulty brakes/gas pedal/whatever it was fiasco): Moving Forward


    The slogan doesn't really grab me, but there's nothing detrimental about it. I imagine it's tough coming up with good slogans for an incumbent (that essentially have to convey "let's keep doing what we're going") that don't resort to jingoist-sounding schlock like "Country First." IIRC, in 2004 Bush didn't even have a campaign-wide slogan.

    The way it doesn't grab you is exactly what's detrimental about it! :bz

    But yeah, it does speak to a more far-reaching problem of how difficult it can be to brand politics so that it is appealing to the youthful or cynical among us.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Bill Clinton was a thing-doing badass after his first term, too, but in ways less observable, since that was before the advent of social media and near-ubiquitous internet access.

    Also in that he totally fucked over lots of people because Dick Morris said he should.

    Clinton was a shit President outside of his SCOTUS nominees and first budget.

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    Form of Monkey!Form of Monkey! Registered User regular
    Bill Clinton was a thing-doing badass after his first term, too, but in ways less observable, since that was before the advent of social media and near-ubiquitous internet access.

    Also in that he totally fucked over lots of people because Dick Morris said he should.

    Clinton was a shit President outside of his SCOTUS nominees and first budget.

    bwahahahahaha! :lol:

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Bill Clinton was a thing-doing badass after his first term, too, but in ways less observable, since that was before the advent of social media and near-ubiquitous internet access.

    Also in that he totally fucked over lots of people because Dick Morris said he should.

    Clinton was a shit President outside of his SCOTUS nominees and first budget.

    bwahahahahaha! :lol:

    Give me a Clinton accomplishment. Just one.

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    While I don't think he was "shit", I do hear a few too many people talking about how much better Clinton was than Obama, which I actually find to be patently untrue.

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    Bill Clinton was a thing-doing badass after his first term, too, but in ways less observable, since that was before the advent of social media and near-ubiquitous internet access.

    Also in that he totally fucked over lots of people because Dick Morris said he should.

    Clinton was a shit President outside of his SCOTUS nominees and first budget.

    bwahahahahaha! :lol:

    We need to be honest with ourselves here. I like Clinton plenty, for his budget alone, but the guy did several pretty shitty things.

    DADT is probably my least favorite, followed by further repeals of Glass-Steegal.

    Then again he also signed several Health Insurance reforms for children, welfare reform, NAFTA...

    But there also that Kosovo crap, not mention the whole impeachment and whitewater things,

    Still, he did insist on there being a White House website, which I hold as analogous to Carter putting solar panels on the White House (which were ripped off the moment Reagan took office0.

    So a lot of good a lot of bad, plus there was Lewinsky and all that shit.

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    AstaerethAstaereth In the belly of the beastRegistered User regular
    Taramoor wrote: »
    Bill Clinton was a thing-doing badass after his first term, too, but in ways less observable, since that was before the advent of social media and near-ubiquitous internet access.

    Also in that he totally fucked over lots of people because Dick Morris said he should.

    Clinton was a shit President outside of his SCOTUS nominees and first budget.

    bwahahahahaha! :lol:

    We need to be honest with ourselves here. I like Clinton plenty, for his budget alone, but the guy did several pretty shitty things.

    DADT is probably my least favorite, followed by further repeals of Glass-Steegal.

    Wasn't DADT a step forward from "Ask, Then Fire"?

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    The basic historian view on Clinton is that he was a decent president who had the potential to be much greater than he was.

    I was 12 when he left office, so I don't remember much outside of the media circus of the Lewinsky trial.

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    Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    I was in high school when all that Lewenski shit went down. I remember asking what the huge fucking deal was and why I should care who the President is sticking his dick into. It's not like he was the first.

    Anyhow, I usually ignore most campaign ads, but I have been noticing a trend. Romneys and his supporters are running ads that attack Obaman. They do not run ads that show Romneys accomplishments. Obamas camp seems to be doing the opposite, mostly running ads highlighting his successes (with some attacks thrown in).

    I find that interesting, but what exactly has Romney accomplished anyhow that he can run on?

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    I was in high school when all that Lewenski shit went down. I remember asking what the huge fucking deal was and why I should care who the President is sticking his dick into. It's not like he was the first.

    He lied under oath.

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    Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    I forgot about that part. "I did not sleep with that woman."

    I remember at the time most people seemed to care less about that and more about banging someone other than his wife.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    dbrock270 wrote: »
    I was in high school when all that Lewenski shit went down. I remember asking what the huge fucking deal was and why I should care who the President is sticking his dick into. It's not like he was the first.

    He lied under oath.

    This.

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    SammyFSammyF Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    dbrock270 wrote: »
    I was in high school when all that Lewenski shit went down. I remember asking what the huge fucking deal was and why I should care who the President is sticking his dick into. It's not like he was the first.

    He lied under oath.

    This.

    He also lied bald-faced to the public, which is at least as big a deal for some people who saw Clinton as less trustworthy afterwards.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    SammyF wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    dbrock270 wrote: »
    I was in high school when all that Lewenski shit went down. I remember asking what the huge fucking deal was and why I should care who the President is sticking his dick into. It's not like he was the first.

    He lied under oath.

    This.

    He also lied bald-faced to the public, which is at least as big a deal for some people who saw Clinton as less trustworthy afterwards.

    This is less of an issue for me. Politicians lie all the time. If you're being tried for something, you lie, and are then caught, that's a whole different thing.

    What blows my mind is that something like 27% of Congress was in support of impeachment. Back when Nixon lied? It was near 70%. It's interesting that a BJ is more egregious than domestic espionage.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    He also snubbed Grinchley, which is what started the ball rolling.

    To answer the ad thing, all of Romney's accomplishments are Obamacare and destroying companies to make a buck.

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